Dear Billfred,

[cindylou]

You're acting kinda jealous. I hope this helps you sort through those uncomfortable feelings.

Just looking out for you. Xxooxxoo

Love,
CindyLou

 

[miplank]

love?

 

[cindylou]

Sincerely?

 

[miplank]

Cordially?

 

[billfred]

Love you bunches!!

 

[miplank]

wtf

 

[AFeedz]

What are you talking about Cindy? Everybody's jealous. Everybody. Not like, as jealous as people are of Renee, but jealous nonetheless

 

[miplank]

Dear so and so,

Stop telling dusty old farts you love them


Regards,

Me

 

[billfred]

Dear Pink Panty Avi

Get over it!!!

Regards,

Grandpa

 

[miplank]

Dear old saggy liver spotted skin havin ass limp dicked old man,

back off!

with all my love,

The guy you wish you could be

 

[billfred]

Dear old saggy liver spotted skin havin ass limp dicked old man,

back off!

with all my love,

The guy you wish you could be

lol... still chuckling

going to be hard to top that one.

 

[miplank]

lololololololo

 

[cindylou]

What are you talking about Cindy? Everybody's jealous. Everybody. Not like, as jealous as people are of Renee, but jealous nonetheless

Oh, I definitely didn't mean Renee. Renee's life is so wonderful. She has such a dreamy boyfriend. He is perfect in every way. I want to experience real love, like Renee has. She is part of the special few that have had the opportunity to truly be in love. Since I've never experienced what it's like to be in love, and the ex-citement and passion that goes along with it. I'm jealous and I hate her for it.

 

[billfred]

Oh, I definitely didn't mean Renee. Renee's life is so wonderful. She has such a dreamy boyfriend. He is perfect in every way. I want to experience real love, like Renee has. She is part of the special few that have had the opportunity to truly be in love. Since I've never experienced what it's like to be in love, and the ex-citement and passion that goes along with it. I'm jealous and I hate her for it.

You will never fit in with the Plastics!! NEVER.

Try the nerdy asians.

 

[cindylou]

Dear so and so,

Stop telling dusty old farts you love them


Regards,

Me

My dearest Miplank,

I hope you can spare a couple of your valuable minutes to read my letter, I hope that you are in good health.

Darling, I'm in serious situation. Im proposing fund transfer of ten thousand thru Western Union and please keep this Extra Ordinary confidential. No relatives my know of precarious situation. After fund transfer which I will travel out of country to meet you. My picture is included.

I am waiting for your Urgent response.

Regards

 

[cindylou]

You will never fit in with the Plastics!! NEVER.

Try the nerdy asians.

wtf!

 

[miplank]

wtf is the picture?

 

[cindylou]

where is the money

 

[miplank]

you said the pictured was included...

 

[cindylou]

Omg

 

[billfred]

My dearest Miplank,

I hope you can spare a couple of your valuable minutes to read my letter, I hope that you are in good health.

Darling, I'm in serious situation. Im proposing fund transfer of ten thousand thru Western Union and please keep this Extra Ordinary confidential. No relatives my know of precarious situation. After fund transfer which I will travel out of country to meet you. My picture is included.

I am waiting for your Urgent response.

Regards

That is some funny shit right there.

 

[miplank]

i'm seriously pissed off I didn't get the pictured that was supposed to be included

 

[Strongbow]

Dear Purple Vein in my ball sack,
I would like to know why you stick out more than my other ball sack veins and why you are purple? Any information would be greatly appreciated.

Sincerly
Beezy F's Cack

 

[cindylou]

I need update on this urgent transaction I believe you will not disappoite me in any way my love

 

[miplank]

I need my gutdamn pic!

 

[billfred]

Dear Chuck,

When are we going to ....

Love
Gramps

 

[miplank]

Dear Billfred,

You're gonna be drawing Social Security a couple years early if you keep it up.


Real talk

me

 

[Strongbow]

I'm not enthused that my nut sack has not replied.

 

[AFeedz]

Dear SB,

I'm purple bc I'm falling off. I think it's the AIDS, but PLEASE, don't be sad. I'm happy to go, always having been ashamed of my miniature size anyways.

Your perma-limp friend,

Dick.

 

[billfred]

Dear SB,

I'm purple bc I'm falling off. I think it's the AIDS, but PLEASE, don't be sad. I'm happy to go, always having been ashamed of my miniature size anyways.

Your perma-limp friend,

Dick.

lol.. omg

pwnt again

 

[miplank]

lolololol

 

[cindylou]

Lol!!!

 

[zwhit]

I wish i was a cool kid

 

[Strongbow]

Dear SB,

I'm purple bc I'm falling off. I think it's the AIDS, but PLEASE, don't be sad. I'm happy to go, always having been ashamed of my miniature size anyways.

Your perma-limp friend,

Dick.

Lmao at you calling my dick small with your track record. Thats funny as shit to me damn

Sent from my SCH-I535 using EliteFitness

 

[jnevin]

Just got here, but did billbro just get friend zoned like, hard?

 

[billfred]

Just got here, but did billbro just get friend zoned like, hard?

I am afraid that just happened.

 

[miplank]

lol!