Dear Abby,

[Carmen]

tomorrow night my lesbian friend wants to have dinner with me and talk about how much she hates men. i would rather have a tooth removed. how do i tell her?

also, i can't find an 'itty bitty titty committee' tshirt to replace my old one that doesn't look good anymore.

and lastly, did i tell you i benched 175?

 

[The Wenis]

this thread is useless without carpet munching pics

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

this thread is useless without carpet munching pics

 

[i-Supplements]

Just tell your friend to fuck off, and you don't want to listen to her lesbian bullshit. Tell her you like the dick too much and that you will not be converted.
By the way, congrats on the 175!

 

[Carmen]

Just tell your friend to fuck off, and you don't want to listen to her lesbian bullshit. Tell her you like the dick too much and that you will not be converted.
By the way, congrats on the 175!

maybe i'll go and whatever she says, i'll reply with "but i like dick".
and thank you.

 

[i-Supplements]

maybe i'll go and whatever she says, i'll reply with "but i like dick".
and thank you.

hahahahaha...that would be awesome.

You're welcome suga!

 

[BradG]

tomorrow night my lesbian friend wants to have dinner with me and talk about how much she hates men. i would rather have a tooth removed. how do i tell her?

also, i can't find an 'itty bitty titty committee' tshirt to replace my old one that doesn't look good anymore.

and lastly, did i tell you i benched 175?

Is she just doing it to bitch or does she need support? If the case is the latter then you need to decide how good a friend you want to be to her. If she truly needs support or a comforting ear then I would encourage you to provide it. If she's just wanting to bitch then call your dentist.

And congratz on the 175! I love women who lift!

 

[Carmen]

Is she just doing it to bitch or does she need support? If the case is the latter then you need to decide how good a friend you want to be to her. If she truly needs support or a comforting ear then I would encourage you to provide it. If she's just wanting to bitch then call your dentist.

And congratz on the 175! I love women who lift!

thank you! i'm feeling good cause i benched this afternoon too and freaked out some young guy who spotted me. he tried warning me that 155 was a lot of weight, so i benched it 6 times.

my friend is just bitter about being 40 and single and she couldn't get a man to put up with her complaining so she turned to women.

where do i get an IBTC tshirt?

 

[Smurfy]

a lesbian totally flirted with me last night at the bar where I work.

 

[Carmen]

a lesbian totally flirted with me last night at the bar where I work.

were you flattered or freaked?
i'm always flattered.

 

[BradG]

were you flattered or freaked?
i'm always flattered.

yeah me too! always fattered! LOL

 

[Deleted member 33117]

Yeah, I dig it when a lesbian hits on me. It usually gets me excited about the idea of having a 3-way with her and her girlfriend.

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

say you are sick and can't go out

 

[Carmen]

say you are sick and can't go out

ok. thats good too.
wanna come over and play monopoly?

 

[Deleted member 33117]

Hey, if you end up doing some kitty licking with this lesbo, be sure and post up pics for us. Thanks in advance.

 

[Carmen]

Hey, if you end up doing some kitty licking with this lesbo, be sure and post up pics for us. Thanks in advance.

been there.
not going back.
or taking pics.

 

[Deleted member 33117]

been there.
not going back.
or taking pics.

Oh... did she have a hygen problem? Nothing worse than licking a dirty kitty BBF always says...

Anywho, you should drop her a hint about some Sea Breeze.

 

[Carmen]

Oh... did she have a hygen problem? Nothing worse than licking a dirty kitty BBF always says...

Anywho, you should drop her a hint about some Sea Breeze.

sea breeze?
spray it on or drink it?
she didn't have a hygien problem, she's just a nut.

 

[i-Supplements]

sea breeze?
spray it on or drink it?
she didn't have a hygien problem, she's just a nut.

Drink it...Holy shit!!!

 

[Deleted member 33117]

sea breeze?
spray it on or drink it?
she didn't have a hygien problem, she's just a nut.

Oh, if she is that much of a nut, have her drink it.

 

[Smurfy]

were you flattered or freaked?
i'm always flattered.

flattered. if she had touched me between my legs I might be a bit freaked, or not i dont know.

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

ok. thats good too.
wanna come over and play monopoly?

sure

 

[AAP]

You just tell that dyke, "DICK... if it is good enough for AAP, it is good enough for the rest of the world."



wait. what did i just say?