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Dcup SheepNipples VS 68GT350

DcupSheepNipples grabs the firball and eats it for dinner. Then he turns around and lights a killer fart, wich heads straight for 68GT350 face wich he can not see!
 
The silent but deadly may be unseen, but it is certainly felt. GT ducks the heat but it burns the top of his hair. GT proceeds to throw a large handful of white powder laced with anthrax.
 
68GT350 notices that angry smiley face with the bazooka and runs away screaming like a girl. He is terribly afraid of circus midgets and the resemblance is too much. He stops, gathers his courage and whips out a May1010 blow up doll to distract the smiley while he once again engages Dcup for battle.
 
The silent but deadly may be unseen, but it is certainly felt. GT ducks the heat but it burns the top of his hair. GT proceeds to throw a large handful of white powder laced with anthrax.

Amazed that GT could sense the fireball, even though he is blind by the dick growing out of his forehead and his balls are in his eyes Dcup gathers his composure and takes the oncoming anthrax proud. Noing that only the rank of all smegmas can kill anthrax. Dcup grabs smartchick and spreads her legs. Her gaping communist hole sucks in the Anthrax and kill it instantly with her purple cooch juice! Then Dcup gathers the juice and adds some smallpox wich he throws back at GT!
 
The smallpox hits GT in the eyes and he screams in agony and his mind fills with communist thoughts and hateful reasoning regarding Americans.

He uses his new found anger against American's on Dcup(which he contracted from the Strongchick Smallpox) and unleashes a flaming uppercut.
 
Dcup takes the uppercut like a sheep and only BAAA's once. Damaging his barnyard pride Dcup goes back to his true calling. Sheep Karate. Using his best kick the krane from the Karate kid, Dcup delivers a massive hoof blow to Gt's forehead.
 
The blow lands true and knocks the sense of American pride back in 68GT350, though brain damaged, he prepares for his next attack.

In a cage, 68GT350 pulls out Smallsmovesal and who begins her usual useless jibber jabber lulling Dcup into a slumber. GT follows up with a swift punch to the man-boob.
 
Knowing that he could now be outnumberd. Dcup calls apon his intergalactic beastyality life parter Yoda (not that there is anything wrong with it) Yoda take out his life saver and hits smalls where it hurts. On her flat as a 11 year old boy chest and knocks her out. TripleV seeing her little attention whore hurt gathers her up and takes her away for some nukie. Yoda then uses all his "force" to make Dcups Man boobs erupt with 1% lowfat milk, witch streams at deadly force towards GT!
 
The force of the white liquid successfully severs 68GT350's man organs leaving a bloody mess. The 12 inch dismembered member, however, is well trained and although seperated from it's master, continues to serve him by unleashing his own white liquid.
 
knowing that Gt love muscle is really only 12cm Dcup does not worry to much. But this is the story of the little peter that could. Massive amounts of throat Yogurt fly's through the air. Again calling apon more help Dcup calls in his favorite drunk Baboon. The Baboon swallows the nasty green GT cheese and then goes after GT. He goes to GT's nub and commits adultry with GT's nub by squirting cheese wiz into his unshaven ingrown ding dong.
 
"this will continue tomorrow. I'm going ot bed."

Victory is mine once again. To celebrate Dcup will play spin the bottle with Sadam Hussein and rabid dogs who will consume our delicate skulls!
 
"Not So Fast, Dcup," yells 68GT350 who then grabs a large cartoon-like mallet smashing the horrible monkey into oblivion. With sore nipples and missing genitalia, GT goes in his wallet and pulls pictures of him and Dcups mom having sex. This sends Dcup into a fury. While blinded with rage and tears, 68 uses this opportunity to call upon the fury of jennifer, BFL chick (stored in a bottle). She uses her incredible sucking power to latch onto Dcup's equally miniscule male organ sucking his life blood floom his body.
 
Although Dcups shrivelled up body is dead. Hulkster not the wrestler but the famous gear dealer comes by and puts some Finny Pellets in Dcups mouth. Since Dcup was already a massivly huge ripped sheep the Finny creates a cocoon around his body. This cocoon will transfor Dcup into something so powerful and superiour of GT, that just the thought of it would be enough to change may1010 into a heterosexual. To be continued...........
 
68GT350 watches in horror as the cocoon grows at an alarming rate. As the metamorphasizing creature matures, 68 calls upon his ancient ancestors who enable the ability to transform into heinous looking beast. It's eyes are red, it's body massive as horns and nails begin to portrude from it's joints. 68GT350 begins to resemble...Steal Beast! AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Let Round 2 begin!
 
68GT350 watches in horror as the cocoon grows at an alarming rate. As the metamorphasizing creature matures, 68 calls upon his ancient ancestors who enable the ability to transform into heinous looking beast. It's eyes are red, it's body massive as horns and nails begin to portrude from it's joints. 68GT350 begins to resemble...Steal Beast! AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Seeing this in his cacoon, Dcup calls upon the Finny gods to change him into TowelHeadKiller, The Steal Beasts other board name. Just to Be PC we will call him Napkinheadkiller! Napkinheadkiller breaks out of his cacoon and commands his gay Camel fifi to spit nasty Camel mucus at the GT Steel Beast creature!
 
The mucus covors Steal 68 as he is now known. The hideous creature writhes in agony as the mucus begins to melt his flesh. Once again, 68 calls on another elite member. Warik comes in, a pale, pasty faced child who begins to pelt Dcup with He-man action figures. 68 is most disappointed.
 
Dam says Napkinheadkiller "I always liked the Thudercats more than He-man. Immediatly Napkinheadkiller morphs back to Dcup. He then shaves a lot of his wool and spins a wool web. He throws the wool web back at GT and Warik hoping to trap them!
 
Disgruntled, 68 smashes Warik with that mallet in his back pocket and also morphs back to his genitalia-less self. He launches himself into a crazy kung-fu jump kick.
 
Mac enters the squared circle and sees the lifless body of Dcup...he swears to avenge his death by calling out 68gt and begins chanting magical spells that proceed to give him insane strength to finish off the severed one......bring it 68
 
Suddenly between the two warriors appears a 3rd entrant. He stands there demanding answers as he stands in the middle of the arena. Magilicuti wears only a small speedo and a spiked arm band. His body is covered with huge rippling muscles complimented by advanced gynocomastic he-tits.
 
68GT350 wets himself as he see's both Maglicuti and MacDbol looking for beef. he removes his soiled pants and hurls it at Mac, knowing that his urine has the same ability as the most potent acid.
 
mac, who feared has feared no man boob before, was startled by the bolognia tits that magillicuti possesed. He then began to rub and caress them, completely forgetting about 68gt, who was planning his own devious acts.........
 
while seeing the pants hurled at him,,,mac realized that the only way to counter this most wicked attack was to cover himself in a giant bananna peal...this banana peel also had psycological effects on 68gt....it reminded him of the giant member he once possessed and adorned
 
magilicuti drinks magicial exiliar and splits in two. the two magilicuti look at each other in agreement and start flying around their weaker opposition. the two magilicuti's take out their musical instruments and summon the evil turtle of the south east
 
Reliving all the fun 68 had with his missing member...all the times in the bathroom alone with it. This filled him with great rage and he reached in his bag for yet another Elite member to assist him. He smiles with great relief when he pulls out Satanic Goatslayer equipped with his toolbelt. SG jumps on mac and begins to sodomize him with the his hand drill.
 
zor-fo, evil turtle of the south east, sees mac in giant banana costume and laughs. he proceeds to eat the silly banana as it tries to escape. gt runs for cover but zor-fo summons his giant squirel friend, Fluffy Tail to cut him off and beat him accordingly.
 
as SG is having his way with his opposition,,mac notices that SG is morphing into May1010,,and that May1010 is really SG,mac sees the severed penis in all its glory standing idle next to him,,,he then grabs it and throws it into a fire pit...may cant resist the temptation of a 12" unit and follows the tool to certian death.....mac sees the giant beast that magillicuti has unleased upon him and proceeds to deal with him accordingly,,,mac immediatly throws a scoop of triple treat protein at the giant furry creature,,,,he ingests the powder and begins to shit himself,,cousing a massive hearshy river to rage towards the combatants
 
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Seeing all these fuzzy animals flying around makes 68 go into convulsions due to his extreme fear of Telly Tubbies and Barny. He whips out a shotgun trying to kill these rabid animals. I accidentally skin magilicuti and remove his most heinous hair-do.
 
watching 68gt shoot at those winged asshole animals,,,mac realizes that he can replenish his energy in the pay section of elite were he can lay low and lick his battle wounds
 
as he was licking,,he was waiting impatiently for his order that he has put in from the chinaman himself,,,,,surely this delivery will yeild some sort of salvation from all of this fighting rageing around him
 
68 Looks around but only see's Magilicuti playing with himself in the corner. He unleashes his patented hurrican kick, harnessing the power of lightening to strengthen his blow.
 
as mac is resting he begins to search for new weapons to throw at 68gt,,,he finds one....68's first grade picture...with slight alterations with photoshop mac turns this hideious sight into a portrate of a beautiful maiden...he sends it in an unmarked letter to 68's broken mustang that he calls home and proceeds to masturbate to the most elegant of sights
 
His bout of masterbation (with his hole since his penis is long gone) has rejuvinated 68GT350. He picks up his busted ass car and launches it at the pervert known as macDbol. In the distance, 68 can hear Mac scream like a girl...
 
going to sleep,,,this battle is not over..................mac returns to his cave where he begins to smoke the most potent form of hash with bin laden, ossama goes to taco bell as mac sleeps,,,,,
 
Some how some way Dcup returns and enters the Arena! But this time Dcup is no sheep. He is half sheep and have machine. A sheep terminator if you will. With his new hardware Dcup releases the chernobyl computer virus on the fellow gladiators!
 
68GT350 laughs at Dcup's feeble attempt. 68 is all biological matter and this virus does not effect him.

Now that GT has no male organs, his body resembles more of a woman. So much that now, he has successfully empregnated himself with his dismembered penis which was smoking a doobie. He quickly gives birth to a miniature GT who is even more ornery than the original. They prepare for a tag-team attempt.
 
Realizing again that he is out numbured Dcup calls apon minni me for some tag team action. Minni me having been out of work for some time is pissed! He is so pissed that lands a midgit drop on the minnie gt!
 
After spitting out his teeth from the deathblow delivered by mini-me, mini GT uses his small stature to crawl up Dcup's ass and tear apart his innards. Meanwhile, real GT runs away screaming from mini-me. He has already expressed his fear of midgets.
 
This knocks out Dcup for awhile because he must recharge like an electric car. Now minni me is really pissed not only is he small, he has lost his hero in this tag team battle. So, minni me calls apon his midgit testicals into battle. He cuts out his minni nuts and shoots them at minni gt with a slingshot!
 
Being that mini GT is still inside his ass, Dcup takes the brunt of Mini-me's attack. Since real GT is frightened, he cheers his freak child on...
 
Dcup must think out his battle plans for awhile so to be continued...........
 
While Dcup is thinking...real GT runs over to Dcup and beats off quickly leaving a slippery puddle that will prove to be a worthy trap!
 
You girls having fun on this thread?
Leave some for yo daddy

Adaptek :P

Dcup, "Daddy, Daddy, I don't want to play Ferris wheel anymore"

Adaptek, " Shut up so i can get it in more."
 
DcupSheepNipples said:


Dcup, "Daddy, Daddy, I don't want to play Ferris wheel anymore"

Adaptek, " Shut up so i can get it in more."

Dcup is your dick long enough to touch your ass?
 
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Dcup is your dick long enough to touch your ass?

No, not after my penis reduction surgery. I got tired of it banging against my knees. But thanks for asking! It's good to know that people still care in this world gone to hell!
 
While Adaptek and Dcup squabble, GT runs and drop kicks both of them. He then runs next to them on the ground pulls of one elbow pad...the other (the crowd goes crazy!!) and runs against the ropes, and again and drops the elbow. THE PEOPLES' ELBOW!!!

IF YA SMELL EL EL EL EL EL what GT has cookin!
 
Adaptek whips out his schlong and slaps DCUP in the face with it, knocking him out instantly.

68GT350 tries to sneek up on Adaptek from behind...... Adaptek uses his sixth sense and knowing GT is approaching bends over and fires 2 litres of yellow shits storms in his face and mouth.
 
From starring in multiple German Schuyster Video's...GT knows how to handle this situation. He injests Adaptek's most disgusting waste and a chemical reaction begins. GT vomits the vile concoction all over Adaptek melting several layers of epidermis. *burp*
 
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