Day-O, Day-O, Daylight come....

[PHATchik]

Very funny. And catchy too.

http://www.funforwards.com/flash/october01/nowheretohide.cfm

 

[Night Fly]

That was pretty funny!

 

[Johnny Zampon]

right now i'm debating which one of you dumb bitches i would fuck first.

 

[Night Fly]

right now i'm debating which one of you dumb bitches i would fuck first.

Have fun trying to get me!!!!

 

[Johnny Zampon]

Have fun trying to get me!!!!

no problem. since your from TN, all i would have to do is grow a mullett and play some stupid country music and you'd be puddy in my hands.

 

[Night Fly]

Okay, I do have to admit....that was quite true about some areas in this state.

I shouldn't live in TN, though....cause I'm not like the stereotypical 'white trash' that we have running around here...

At any rate....I'd do you.

 

[Frackal]

Winny is a man with his priorites straight.

 

[Night Fly]

Winny is a man with his priorites straight.

I'll bet he is...

(Frack, I am sure you are laughing hard at this one)...

 

[Austin316]

no problem. since your from TN, all i would have to do is grow a mullett and play some stupid country music and you'd be puddy in my hands.

I thought that only works with people from Kentucky

 

[Johnny Zampon]

At any rate....I'd do you.

hey, hold on there. i still havent decided which one of you i'm gonna slam first. you shouldnt have given in so quick, it makes you come off like your desperate. although what can i say, i'm a chick magnet.

 

[Night Fly]

hey, hold on there. i still havent decided which one of you i'm gonna slam first. dont be so persistent, it makes you come off like your desperate.

OH well...ya missed your chance. I guess you'll have to do her now...she's a nice girl, so take it easy on her.

 

[PHATchik]

OH well...ya missed your chance. I guess you'll have to do her now...she's a nice girl, so take it easy on her.

Hmm, he thinks I would let him do me? Well, maybe.

 

[Johnny Zampon]

Hmm, he thinks I would let him do me? Well, maybe.

of course you would let me. why wouldnt you?

 

[PHATchik]

A girl has to have standards. You think you would meet them? Hmmm, I am not easy to please.

 

[Johnny Zampon]

ok fine. lets meet up.














this seems like a good meeting spot. hi, how are you? my names johnny zampon but you can call me z-man if you want.

 

[PHATchik]

Very sure of yourself I can tell. I would just feel awful to take you from NightFly though. She's too nice a girl to do that to.

 

[Johnny Zampon]

Very sure of yourself I can tell. I would just feel awful to take you from NightFly though. She's too nice a girl to do that to.

fine, a threesome sounds good to me. when do you want to do this up? i'm busy this weekend but i can make some time for next weekend. whats good for you and fly?

 

[PHATchik]

Nah, we're neither one that easy. You would have trouble trying to get either one of us.

 

[Johnny Zampon]

i strongly disagree. i'm feeling the love from you. i think this thread is gonna be the start of a great relationship between you and i.

 

[PHATchik]

You think so huh? I'll have to think about that.

 

[momwarndu]

I would wanna see some pics first before i decided how much i would have to drink!

 

[Austin316]

Johnny, you just don't have the skills my brotha

 

[PHATchik]

Austin knows how it is.

 

[Johnny Zampon]

Johnny, you just don't have the skills my brotha

show me.

 

[Austin316]

your not yet a full jedi, u lack discipline grasshopper

 

[Johnny Zampon]

your not yet a full jedi, u lack discipline grasshopper

i got mad skillz nigga. my way, you keep your pride.

 

[PHATchik]

i got mad skillz nigga. my way, you keep your pride.

Hmmm, sounds like it's on now.

 

[Johnny Zampon]

Hmmm, sounds like it's on now.

see, you cant get the z-man out of your head. admit it, your intrigued by me.

 

[Austin316]

what in the blue hell does "my way. You keep your pride" mean?

 

[PHATchik]

see, you cant get the z-man out of your head. admit it, your intrigued by me.

Lots of things intrigue me. That doesn't say much.

 

[Johnny Zampon]

what in the blue hell does "my way. You keep your pride" mean?

i dont have to stoop to some pathetic level of masculinity to get a girl like you would. i treat them the way i wanna treat them, i keep my pride.

 

[Johnny Zampon]

Lots of things intrigue me. That doesn't say much.

fine then. but you could at least admit that i'm making you wet.

 

[PHATchik]

No, I really couldn't.

 

[Garza]

you need at least a 10 yr old chevy silverado, a confederate flag in the back, some cowboy boots, skin tight texas twill jeans, snake skin cowboy boots, and a big buckle

Its so weird, In Kentucky these "good ole boys" still exist. They are good people but man.....

 

[PHATchik]

you need at least a 10 yr old chevy silverado, a confederate flag in the back, some cowboy boots, skin tight texas twill jeans, snake skin cowboy boots, and a big buckle

Its so weird, In Kentucky these "good ole boys" still exist. They are good people but man.....

Is this supposed to be my standards or something?

 

[Johnny Zampon]

No, I really couldn't.

you are like a colorful butterfly on a sunny day. you are the one that my eyes stay fixated on.
a day without you is a rainy day, but upon seeing you the rainbows appear, the sun comes out, and cupid is near.

did that at least get your nipples hard?

 

[PHATchik]

LOL, no, but it did get an Awwwww.

 

[Johnny Zampon]

ya, that was my B-game. i dont know if i want to bust out the A-game tonight. the zamponn A-game is not something you want to mess around with. after i use the A-game, i am physically drained, like a superhero after he uses his special power.

 

[PHATchik]

Oh, is that what happens? Good to know.

 

[Johnny Zampon]

where are you two bitches? i just woke up so gimme some sugar.