Daughter grounded for report card!

[Bigsatan13]

She brought home her report card today and got 10 A's and 1 B. Totalty unacceptable!
She must learn perfection-perfection-perfection! Only kidding I'm proud as hell, she's just like me. The teacher said she's a pleasure to teach and a natural born leader. Here'as to you baby!

 

[the People's Champ]

youth's success and progress brings tears to my eyes, almost.

 

[BITCHIZER]

Awesome

Good job . . . Looks like your doing a lot of something right . . . .

 

[WODIN]

Gongratulations to your daughter guy.

 

[Bigsatan13]

Thanks, this proves my genetics theory!

 

[BITCHIZER]

Expand on your Genetic Theory . . . if you would . .. . I'm actually studying Molecular Genetics as Im typing . . . interesting

 

[Bigsatan13]

OK here's my theory = Dad(me)=intellegent + Mom(OL) = good looking = daughter=intellegent and good looking.


I hope this helps, there are more genetic examples available, let me know if you need more!

 

[BITCHIZER]

Killer!

You got the basics down . . .. congrats for making it happen!

 

[Captain_insano]

She brought home her report card today and got 10 A's and 1 B. Totalty unacceptable!
She must learn perfection-perfection-perfection! Only kidding I'm proud as hell, she's just like me. The teacher said she's a pleasure to teach and a natural born leader. Here'as to you baby!

Where in Central Jersey are you? Is you daughter legal? Can i come over for dinner?

 

[Zebo]

Good for you and your daughter. Whatever you're doing, keep it up. Does my heart good to see intelligent children.

My wife, being a first grade teacher is pretty much in charge of teaching her the academics.

My job is to teach her shit from shinola.......

 

[slickdadd]

thats a fuckload of classes!

 

[Bigsatan13]

Re: Re: Daughter grounded for report card!

Where in Central Jersey are you? Is you daughter legal? Can i come over for dinner?

1)The woods
2)She's 9
3)This weekend we're having an old friend for dinner, still interested?

 

[Captain_insano]

Re: Re: Re: Daughter grounded for report card!

1)The woods
2)She's 9
3)This weekend we're having an old friend for dinner, still interested?

No bro thanks...i am insane but i am not a pedophile (sp?)..thanks for the dinner offer though..

The woods? is that near Cokebury? Lebenon? off rt. 78?

 

[PHATchik]

That's awesome! Congrats.

 

[Stryc-9]

A proud papa! That's what I like to see...

...out of curiosity - what did she get the "B" in??

 

[Frackal]

OK here's my theory = Dad(me)=intellegent + Mom(OL) = good looking = daughter=intellegent and good looking.

You spelled 'intelligent' wrong 2x smarty.

 

[Bigsatan13]

You spelled 'intelligent' wrong 2x smarty.

You got me, I'm not too intelligent at 6 a.m..

 

[Balls of Steel]

I got 7A and 1B. Whatever you do, make sure she gets in all honors classes in High School. Maybe if you raise her perfectly, she will be like my girlfriend who is probably going to villanova or JMU.

 

[Bigsatan13]

A proud papa! That's what I like to see...

...out of curiosity - what did she get the "B" in??

Science