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Dateless for My Christmas Party...Again!

MILF69

MILF69

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I am the only schmuck in my office going without a date...WTF? If I don't have a date next year I'll kill myself! Feeling like a loser! ANybod want to take a MILF to a party? ;)
 
Why didn't you ask someone to go? Do you have a hard time meeting men? I'd take ya but then they might think you were gay lol
 
MILF69 said:
I am the only schmuck in my office going without a date...WTF? If I don't have a date next year I'll kill myself! Feeling like a loser! ANybod want to take a MILF to a party? ;)
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if thats you in your av- im on a plane....oh wait!!! to where????.... :qt:
 
Gymgurl said:
Why didn't you ask someone to go? Do you have a hard time meeting men? I'd take ya but then they might think you were gay lol
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No I dont have a hard time meeting men...there's just no one so far worth spending time with...well maybe one person ;)
 
PBR said:
if thats you in your av- im on a plane....oh wait!!! to where????.... :qt:
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No it's not me...it's Marylin Monroe...I've got a better body and dark brown hair! :qt: You can still come and pick me up for the party but only if it's on your bike...and no not a tricycle! ;)
 
MILF69 said:
No it's not me...it's Marylin Monroe...I've got a better body and dark brown hair! :qt: You can still come and pick me up for the party but only if it's on your bike...and no not a tricycle! ;)
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i know who it is in the av...just seeing if you would be truthful...LOL. im on my way honey!!!

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I love this crap. When a attractive women complains about not having a date. Really how hard could it be, go out to any place and ask the first guy you are interested in, screen him a bit and go with it. Ladies don't have a hard time getting dates, ladies don't sit at home on Friday night alone without a choice. That is a mans world and don't even try to take it over, we won't let you have this one too.
 
MILF69 said:
I am the only schmuck in my office going without a date...WTF? If I don't have a date next year I'll kill myself! Feeling like a loser! ANybod want to take a MILF to a party? ;)
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I feel like the kid in the Blind Melon "No Rain" video.

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Well ask the one you are interested in.....please don't tell me he is a EF member....lol...please no
 
pm me a pic ,i might be intersted



I don't escort no 250lb whales either.
RADAR
 
MILF69 said:
Maybe I'll just stay home and play with MYSELF...have my own party! :p
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awesome. this right here confirms that you are in fact a woman, and not some dude trying to have a laugh at the expense of e-flirters.
 
I think dateless really isn't all that bad. You don't want to have some chump hanging on your arm (which is probably bigger than his). Then he acts like an ass infront of all your co-workers. It's fun as hell to people watch as the alchohol takes over. Not only are most people built like shit they will even act worse. It's a blast to look at the fat asses at the party (and there will be alot of them) and just sit back and laugh your ass off. As they stuff their fat faces with garbage and then complain on Mon. that they need to lose weight............Damn I wish I could go.....We could poke fun all nite. ;)
 
BOWTECH said:
I think dateless really isn't all that bad. You don't want to have some chump hanging on your arm (which is probably bigger than his). Then he acts like an ass infront of all your co-workers. It's fun as hell to people watch as the alchohol takes over. Not only are most people built like shit they will even act worse. It's a blast to look at the fat asses at the party (and there will be alot of them) and just sit back and laugh your ass off. As they stuff their fat faces with garbage and then complain on Mon. that they need to lose weight............Damn I wish I could go.....We could poke fun all nite. ;)
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We would be the best looking coupe in the building...I wish you could go too!!! God we would be on the floor laughing. Your guns and my guns and display!!!! ;)
 
well honey, i feel your pain! im going with feisty yet that doens't constitute a real date. Im such a fucking loser
 
sfmonster said:
I love this crap. When a attractive women complains about not having a date. Really how hard could it be, go out to any place and ask the first guy you are interested in, screen him a bit and go with it. Ladies don't have a hard time getting dates, ladies don't sit at home on Friday night alone without a choice. That is a mans world and don't even try to take it over, we won't let you have this one too.
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:lmao:

gosh, you guys think its so easy for us ladies.. actually its not.
 
I find it hard to believe that someone named milf69 couldn't find a date.
 
Dial_tone said:
I find it hard to believe that someone named milf69 couldn't find a date.
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oh D, we can name us what ever we want, does that actually mean anything?
 
Dial_tone said:
I find it hard to believe that someone named milf69 couldn't find a date.
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She has lots of opportunitys for dates she just has high standars and will not settle for some overweight slob or some skinny little beanpole.
 
BOWTECH said:
She has lots of opportunitys for dates she just has high standars and will not settle for some overweight slob or some skinny little beanpole.
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Oh ya think so do you? And who would live up to my standards?
:worried:
 
Tonight i'm drinkin wine and writing out my Christmas cards...probably a bad combo since many of these are going to chicks I've had sex with.
 
Dial_tone said:
Tonight i'm drinkin wine and writing out my Christmas cards...probably a bad combo since many of these are going to chicks I've had sex with.
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damn i guess im not getting one :(
 
Gymgurl said:
Me either.....how about chicks you want to have sex with....were in were in
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there's a few of those on there too...figured it might get me extra points. I don't have addies of some of them so they get e-cards.

<cough>namesandaddresses<cough>
 
Gymgurl said:
Radar you can come over the keep me company....game of scrabble maybe and some good wine
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Be right there------8:00 about right? & mmmmm wine! :rose:


RADAR
 
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