Darwin Awards Are In!

[SoreArms]

No. 10 is nasty yo

 

[sigweed]

haha i know the liquoe store one is real, ive seen the videotape!!

its pretty funny

...

 

[rjl296]

11. coldblue 1955 resurrecting old threads "to fuck with digger." That's one's gotta be right up there.

dusty does that shit all the time

 

[argent]

10. The Ann Arbor News crime column reported that a man walked into a
Burger King in Ypsilanti, Michigan, at 5 a.m., flashed a gun, and
demanded cash. The clerk turned him down because he said he couldn't
open the cash register without a food order. When the man ordered
onion rings, the clerk said they weren't available for breakfast. The
man, frustrated, walked away.



All I know is if I'm going to hold up a place, it's going to take a helluva lot more than that to walk away "frustrated".

 

[jerkbox]

3. A man who shoveled snow for an hour to clear a space for his car
during a blizzard in Chicago returned with his vehicle to find a woman
had taken the space. Understandably, he shot her.

i think everyone can agree that lady deserved to be shot

 

[perkele]

6. A man walked into a Louisiana Circle-K, put a $20 bill on the
counter and asked for change. When the clerk opened the cash drawer,
the man pulled a gun and asked for all the cash in the register, which
the clerk promptly provided. The man took the cash from the clerk and
fled, leaving the $20 bill on the counter. The total amount of cash he
got from the drawer? $15. (If someone points a gun at you and gives
YOU money, is a crime committed?)

LOL

 

[FISHTALES]

6, 9, and the last one I heard about years ago

 

[Boulder257]

quality stuff there...pretty funny.