Darktooth for Mod!

Lemmiwinks · Apr 26, 2003

This guy is the best. He contributes a lot to the board and seems very knowledgable about lifting. He is very stacked in his photos, I think he juices or something. There is something weird about his face that I don't understand but that is cool.

Drunken_Weasel · Apr 26, 2003

Lemmiwinks said:
This guy is the best. He contributes a lot to the board and seems very knowledgable about lifting. He is very stacked in his photos, I think he juices or something. There is something weird about his face that I don't understand but that is cool.

His brainwashing has gotton to you! RUN!

DcupSheepNipples · Apr 26, 2003

Lemmiwinks said:
This guy is the best. He contributes a lot to the board and seems very knowledgable about lifting. He is very stacked in his photos, I think he juices or something. There is something weird about his face that I don't understand but that is cool.

Don't be ridiculous!

HUCKLEBERRY FINNaplex · Apr 26, 2003

out_at_sea · Apr 26, 2003

Lemmiwinks said:
This guy is the best. He contributes a lot to the board and seems very knowledgable about lifting. He is very stacked in his photos, I think he juices or something. There is something weird about his face that I don't understand but that is cool.

alter ego?

DcupSheepNipples · Apr 26, 2003

Re: Re: Re: Darktooth for Mod!

Darktooth said:

What the

Two Phone lines

Two ISP's

Two Computers

Two Gay Dorm Room Mates

Lemmiwinks · Apr 26, 2003

I am not Darktooth's alter-ego. I am Lemmiwinks. I have been here a long time bros and I am no newbie. So show some respect.

DcupSheepNipples · Apr 26, 2003

Lemmiwinks said:
I am not Darktooth's alter-ego. I am Lemmiwinks. I have been here a long time bros and I am no newbie. So show some respect.

4 months 100 posts! Did you design Coleman's Gear program? Or was that Hulkster's?

Lemmiwinks · Apr 26, 2003

No bro, I am just kidding. I work for NASA during the day so I dont get to post much. I am just giving my bro Darktooth some props because he helps me out with differential equations on some really tricky problems occasionally.

beastboy · Apr 26, 2003

Darktooth is equivalent to Mr. Rogers.....everybody knows he's gay, but the guy is so nice, nobody calls him out on it.

DcupSheepNipples · Apr 26, 2003

Lemmiwinks said:
No bro, I am just kidding. I work for NASA during the day so I dont get to post much. I am just giving my bro Darktooth some props because he helps me out with differential equations on some really tricky problems occasionally.

Security Clearence? Or are you just Human Cattle?

Lemmiwinks · Apr 26, 2003

Bro, how do you post when you are "offline?" That is really cool.

DcupSheepNipples · Apr 26, 2003

Darktooth said:
Here we have a teller of tall tales.

Busted!

HANSEL · Apr 26, 2003

out_at_sea · Apr 26, 2003

Lemmiwinks said:
Bro, how do you post when you are "offline?" That is really cool.

ESP..

DcupSheepNipples · Apr 26, 2003

Lemmiwinks said:
Bro, how do you post when you are "offline?" That is really cool.

And you work for NASA! :lmao:

ajtomasi · Apr 26, 2003

beastboy said:
Darktooth is equivalent to Mr. Rogers.....everybody knows he's gay, but the guy is so nice, nobody calls him out on it.

He was gay?

Lao Tzu · Apr 26, 2003

beastboy said:
Darktooth is equivalent to Mr. Rogers.....everybody knows he's gay, but the guy is so nice, nobody calls him out on it.

Plus he has a giant castle in his backyard with a bunch of sock puppets

Lemmiwinks · Apr 26, 2003

out_at_sea said:
ESP..

I bet! Mr. Nipples is a really cool and smart guy. I bet he has ESP with all the cool and prophetic stuff he comes up with. He is like Moses, leading the people through the desert and stuff.
I bet he drinks fermented goat milk and stuff and then Yahweh talks to him.

Lemmiwinks · Apr 26, 2003

Mr. Nordstrom, are you Jewish? What is it like getting a circumcision? Did it hurt?

DcupSheepNipples · Apr 26, 2003

Lemmiwinks said:
I bet! Mr. Nipples is a really cool and smart guy. I bet he has ESP with all the cool and prophetic stuff he comes up with. He is like Moses, leading the people through the desert and stuff.
I bet he drinks fermented goat milk and stuff and then Yahweh talks to him.

Cool No (I'm an Asshole)! Smart Yes! ESP no! Remote viewing yes! Moses almost! Goat Milk no! Cow milk yes! Yahweh no!

Lemmiwinks · Apr 26, 2003

DcupSheepNipples said:
Cool No (I'm an Asshole)! Smart Yes! ESP no! Remote viewing yes! Moses almost! Goat Milk no! Cow milk yes! Yahweh no!

You should try goat milk then sir. It would aid your digestion. Then maybe people would not consider you an asshole. I don't believe they do anyway.

DcupSheepNipples · Apr 26, 2003

Lemmiwinks said:
You should try goat milk then sir. It would aid your digestion. Then maybe people would not consider you an asshole. I don't believe they do anyway.

Well once a handle said to me, "go suck on a pineapple,

asshole!"

And ever since then I thought I must be an asshole!

DcupSheepNipples · Apr 26, 2003

Lemmiwinks said:
You should try goat milk then sir. It would aid your digestion. Then maybe people would not consider you an asshole. I don't believe they do anyway.

Anyways, If I want the advice of a retard, I'll slap you on the back of the head and wake up that little peg legged hamster that operates the drool powered waterwheel of thought in there! Until then, sit in the corner and wait until I either speak to you or spit at you, got it fucko?

Lao Tzu · Apr 26, 2003

Lemmiwinks said:
Mr. Nordstrom, are you Jewish? What is it like getting a circumcision? Did it hurt?

Yes i am circumsized. It did not hurt because of modern technology and the fact that i was a few days old.

I would ask the same of you, but i am sure that you would never let strange, authoritative men put rubber bands around your dick until the blood flow was cut off

, such acts would be treason to the basic principles of 'what it means to be lemmiwinks'.

biteme · Apr 26, 2003

wematch for wazor wuddick!

flexed1 · Apr 26, 2003

IF ANYBODY ON THIS BOARD IS GAY WOULD KNOW. TO DATE I HAVE NOT HAD SEXUAL REALTIONS WITH DARKTOOTH BUT HE DOES SEND ME PM'S ASKING ABOUT THE GAY SCENE IN AUSTIN AND I HAVE BEEN RECENTLY STALKED BY SOMEBODY WEARING AN ELITE PLATINUM SHIRT SO I MAY START PUTTING 2 AND 2 TOGETHER.

bwood · Apr 26, 2003

he asks me those questions too...

i think he is just confused and maybe
wanting to experiment a little...

but he is most likely not gay...

WarriorPL · Apr 27, 2003

Lemmiwinks said:
This guy is the best. He contributes a lot to the board and seems very knowledgable about lifting. He is very stacked in his photos, I think he juices or something. There is something weird about his face that I don't understand but that is cool.

I don't think i've ever seen Darktooth post outside the Chat board. His knowledge lies within being a computer hermit.

bwood · Apr 27, 2003

harsh...

WarriorPL · Apr 27, 2003

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Darktooth said:
So true! I really should start to post on the Spanish Board more often.

Do you even speak spanish? LoL

Citruscide · Apr 27, 2003

ROFL ... Darktooth for mod... that's about as crazy as... oh... nevermind...

C-ditty

bwood · Apr 27, 2003

bwood · Apr 27, 2003

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Darktooth said:
Yes

Bwood, you started it in the first place. The void grows like a cancer...

???

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