Dante's Inferno Test

[c-sharp minor]

http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

Apparently this test doesn't like Agnostics very much.

This was my result.



Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

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You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.


Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
(Click on a level for more info)
Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Moderate
Level 2 Lustful High
Level 3 Gluttonous Moderate
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Very Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy High
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very High
Level 7 Violent High
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Moderate


Guess I better stock up on the wienies.

 

[The Wenis]

oh my goodness, i mean badness. well, at least i'm not at the 9th level.


Second Level of Hell

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You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.

 

[Paulo]

Level 6

I reckon I'll be right there with you, just bring your guitar and we can rock out.

 

[c-sharp minor]

Level 6

I reckon I'll be right there with you, just bring your guitar and we can rock out.

 

[SoreArms]

Level 6

I reckon I'll be right there with you, just bring your guitar and we can rock out.

haha, same here

I think this test is biased against Jews and Gays, gays is abvious, but did you guys catch all those questions about money hoarding, penny pinching, charging interest on loaned money, etc.?

 

[Delinquent]

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Low
Level 2 | High
Level 3 | High
Level 4 | High
Level 5 | Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge | Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus | Very High

Level descriptions: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html
Take the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

 

[Paulo]

Bro, you play bass guitar by any chance??

We almost have a full band!

If not, you'll have plenty of time to learn...

 

[Buddy_Christ]

WHAT?! i only got the 6th level of hell? i better refine myself, i deserve to be deeper into hell that that.

 

[c-sharp minor]

This is one EVIL board.

 

[Mr. dB]

The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 3 times.
The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Third Level of Hell!
Third Level of Hell

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In the third circle, you find yourself amidst eternal rain, maledict, cold, and heavy. The gluttons are punished here, lying in the filthy mixture of shadows and of putrid water. Because you consumed in excess, you meet your fate beneath the cold, dirty rain, amidst the other souls that there lay unhappily in the stinking mud. Cerebus, a canine monster cruel and uncouth with his three heads and red eyes, dwells in this level. He growls and tears at the damned with his teeth and claws.

 

[PHATchik]

You are one of the lucky ones! Because of your virtue and beliefs, you have escaped eternal punishment. You are sent to Purgatory!

Purgatory

You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.

 

[Dante Alighieri]

"Your fate has been decided....
You are one of the lucky ones! Because of your virtue and beliefs, you have escaped eternal punishment. You are sent to Purgatory!
Purgatory

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You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven."

Well wadda ya know...

 

[Delinquent]

This is one EVIL board.

I'd rather call us......smart, openminded, self reliant, etc. Actually most of us here represent the ideal Satanist per Lavey's teachings

 

[powerslave]

Fourth Level of Hell

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Just before the river Styx is the Fourth Level of Hell. Here, the prodigal and the avaricious suffer their punishment, as they roll weights back and forth against one another. You will share eternal damnation with others who either wasted and lived greedily and insatiably, or who stockpiled their fortunes, hoarding everything and sharing nothing. Plutus, the wolf-like demon of wealth, dwells here.

 

[c-sharp minor]

, the wolf-like demon of wealth, dwells here.

Matt?

 

[Spartacus]

Level 6

I reckon I'll be right there with you, just bring your guitar and we can rock out.

awhile back in stereo review mag there was a picture of a couple of guys in the clouds with wings,etc(i.e. in heaven)..on thier cloud this dude had a sound system and an antenna facing down..the caption read "there is this really cool rock station in hell"..btw,I'm second level too

 

[SoreArms]

Bro, you play bass guitar by any chance??

We almost have a full band!

If not, you'll have plenty of time to learn...

That would be cool

it could be called The 6th Level of Hell

 

[Mr. dB]

awhile back in stereo review mag there was a picture of a couple of guys in the clouds with wings,etc(i.e. in heaven)..on thier cloud this dude had a sound system and an antenna facing down..the caption read "there is this really cool rock station in hell"..btw,I'm second level too

That must've been a Rodriguez cartoon.

Stereo Review? You must be almost as old as me!