Damn you sorearms

[theoak01]

your a bad influence on me

this girl Ive been hanging with lately is a huge tease and thinks her shit dont stink and told me "If im lucky Ill know how good she gives head"

I began laughing rather hard,she says what??? I say you make it seem like a honor when in actual fact you probably couldnt suck dick to save your life

 

[Rex]

That was beautiful.

 

[jerkbox]

good job man....maybe she'll do it.

then, just say something like: "i guess it was alright"

 

[theoak01]

lol thats totally something I would say

 

[wtlftr]

yeah, i hear ya. I had a girl brag about it, said she could make me cum in under 5 minutes. At 5 minutes ( i did all i could not to blow a wad), I said, I win, she said ok and quit. next time I will keep my mouth shut and enjoy it

 

[jackangel]

you haven't beaten her yet?

get crackin' on that shit, man.

 

[theoak01]

lol a bet seems cheap to me,not my style

 

[SoreArms]

right on man

fight the power!

 

[Dunk]

yeah, i hear ya. I had a girl brag about it, said she could make me cum in under 5 minutes. At 5 minutes ( i did all i could not to blow a wad), I said, I win, she said ok and quit. next time I will keep my mouth shut and enjoy it

lmao

 

[theoak01]

that avi creeps me out man,I saw a animated version of that fucker on south park once

 

[hamstershaver]

give her a dirty sanchez and then ask her if her shit dont stink

 

[theoak01]

lol no thanks bro,Ill just put her in her place when she gets acting like shes perfect

not like I care I dont want a relationship,just got out of one,this is my time

 

[Dunk]

that avi creeps me out man,I saw a animated version of that fucker on south park once

mine?

 

[theoak01]

no sorearms aka amoeba

but I love yours to

 

[Rex]

lol a bet seems cheap to me,not my style

Don't bet her just keep a stop watch and after the time expires say nothing. When you nut, stop the clock, let her finish then throw it at her face and walk out. Throw 2 dollars on the floor and say "Good effort". It'll make her feel cheap.

 

[Scotsman]

Well done oak.

I guy I worked with at the bar had a girl bet him she could get him to smile. So she took him into the employee bathroom and blew him. Then she asked him "don't you feel like smiling now?" he said no! She ran out crying and was never seen again.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[theoak01]

lol thats the best thing ive heard all day scotsman

one thing I hate is women who have huge ego's like that,hell anyone with a huge ego for no reason is annoying

 

[Scotsman]

lol thats the best thing ive heard all day scotsman

one thing I hate is women who have huge ego's like that,hell anyone with a huge ego for no reason is annoying

Just remind her that you don't need her to blow you a vaccuum cleaner is probably just as good and won't give you shit afterwards about the taste.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[theoak01]

lol I may just use that

 

[SoreArms]

women are programmed to use their vagina (or in this case, mouth) as power. Most men, being horny and dumb, will drop whatever they are doing the minute vagina calls, and let women call the shots of when, where and how. I say fuck that, vagina is nice but I'm not going to let them take control of my dignity to get it, which most guys do. I just show that I have the power to either not care when they are trying to with hold their vagina from me (for power) or show them that I have the power to with hold dick from them (reverse the role). Most chicks aren't used to that.

I like to say vagina

 

[Scotsman]

women are programmed to use their vagina (or in this case, mouth) as power. Most men, being horny and dumb, will drop whatever they are doing the minute vagina calls, and let women call the shots of when, where and how. I say fuck that, vagina is nice but I'm not going to let them take control of my dignity to get it, which most guys do. I just show that I have the power to either not care when they are trying to with hold their vagina from me (for power) or show them that I have the power to with hold dick from them (reverse the role). Most chicks aren't used to that.

I like to say vagina

Holy shit you made an intelligent post I think I may have to go home and kill myself as the end of the world must be near.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[SoreArms]

Holy shit you made an intelligent post I think I may have to go home and kill myself as the end of the world must be near.

Cheers,
Scotsman

poopy

 

[theoak01]

shit man,thats a great way to look at it,I use to be a guy who would jump for poon,those days are over,Im sticking it to em by not sticking it in em