DAMN IT, Superdave!!!!!!!

[Freak Show]

I've read almost all your posts on your "plumpers". Now, I'm sittin at work. In walks this girl to workout. She's tall (6'0"?) and big, not FAT mind you, just big. This is not my type of girl at all, but I can't take my eyes off her!!!!! I wanna take this girl home and I can't figure out why!! The power of the "plumper", eh, superdave!

 

[-SD-]

Once you can snatch the plumper from my hand, you are ready for the world.

 

[Freak Show]

Teach your humble servant, master. I WANT THIS GIRL! Mold me in your image, so I may taste the plumpness.

 

[-SD-]

One thing you must know about plumpers is they are big enough to have fragile egos but not fat enough to be totally nonsocial or nonreceptive. Plumpers are low maintenance and respond well to positive comments and attitudes, you wont have to worry about having to kiss ass because they dont get a lot of guys and the ones they do get are worthless. If you are hot or have cash or both, plumpers will love you as they only see hot women get those guys.
Now, you must not act like she is beneath you or act too arrogant, then she will catch on and like any pother person will get pissed. Act like she is anyone else you would go for.

 

[Freak Show]

This is some good shit! I'm gonna keep this in mind.

 

[-SD-]

Bump for the grasshopper in his time of need.

 

[Frackal]

Make sure you tell her she's one of your 'plumpers.' lol