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[Nimrod25]

I don't know. Does that spike in your ass hurt?

I guess you have to be under 90lbs to get that joke.

I think Nimrod has a really small penis.

If your that curious, admit your a fag and Ill tell you.

 

[frorider6]

I've learned that a side effect of bulemia is a suppression of the gag reflex, ie deep throat. What more could a man want?

 

[smallmovesal]

well trance nimrod is an angry guy... just ignore him

i do

 

[Trance]

I try.

He just screams out for abuse, though.


By the way, Nimrod, I'd probably shoot steroids into my ass before I'd make myself vomit. Just FYI. I know it's tough for people "under the influence" to differentiate between the separate people on our board.

 

[saint808]

I think Nimrod has more "issues" than every fucked-up girl on the Thin Forum combined.

To each his own.

i know he does.

 

[Trance]

I think it's really my grandma all coked up and trolling fitness forums.

 

[Nimrod25]

Yea I have issues, I think as a baby my mom held me too much, I dunno.

Btw Trance, Im sure your used to things in your ass.

 

[Trance]

LOL

That was preeeeeetty weak.

Just because your girlfriend can only feel it there doesn't mean that all women lean in that direction.

 

[Nimrod25]

Whats the obsession with your grandma and coke. If she is a coke addict that may explain why your moms a prostitute and your bulimic.

 

[Trance]

It's a joke, darling. My grandma is a sweet old woman who can find something nice to say about anyone, possibly even you.

Nice attempt at the 'yo mama' joke, though. I actually had a serious moment of mirth imagining my mom as a hooker.

 

[frorider6]

Hey Trance. Out of curosity, I went over to the Thin Forum and looked around. Do they ever talk about anything OTHER than anorexia and bulemia? I mean, at least here there's a chat section.

 

[68GT350]

If your that curious, admit your a fag and Ill tell you.

Does this mean you like me?

 

[Trance]

Hey Trance. Out of curosity, I went over to the Thin Forum and looked around. Do they ever talk about anything OTHER than anorexia and bulemia? I mean, at least here there's a chat section.

There are several forums, including "Working Out" and an off topic forum used for chatting.

 

[Nimrod25]

Yeah Fro, Topics Include:

Whats your favorite laxative?

And

How do you get puke out of cashmere?

 

[Trance]

Go check out some more medical supply catalogs so you can buy more needles to stick in your ass.

"What type of needle is least hazardous to my ass?"
"What should I do about my sore ass?"
"What can I do to get rid of my back acne?"
"Will my penis grow back after this cycle?"
"Can my sister press charges after I choke her during a roid rage induced frenzy?"

God, I've seen some homophobic, racist, angry, cruel threads on this board. I hardly think you have the right to talk about ours. Some of the people on our board might be a little sick, but they're not prejudiced assholes.

 

[smallmovesal]

is that any worse than "i need surgery to get rid of my gyno because i didn't take anti-ests"?

 

[smallmovesal]

God, I've seen some homophobic, racist, angry, cruel threads on this board. I hardly think you have the right to talk about ours. Some of the people on our board might be a little sick, but they're not prejudiced assholes.

 

[satanic goatslayer]

This thread was good, but now

The Thin Forum is much too cranky and uptight. Elitefitness has members who like to converse about masturbation and lynching minorities. I think some of the anorexics should share their crack and methamphetamines with me.

Booyaka.

 

[Trance]

Sweetie, I think you have enough crack for everyone on this board and the Thin Forum combined.

 

[OMEGA]

This thread was good, but now

ah SG pulled out the MAY 10 10 pic for ya......i think that means he likes you

any direct contact from the SG man is an honor....even if he curses you.....it means he likes you.

 

[Trance]

That's great, because I am totally and completely in love with him.

I think he's my soulmate.

 

[OMEGA]

That's great, because I am totally and completely in love with him.

I think he's my soulmate.

you are sharp and sassy!

no, I am not hitting on you, no I am, no wait a minute...oh yea i 'm not