Damn...I got fired today...

[Test boy]

I starred in the hit "Little girls like Big Boys" series for over 2 years. Great money and hot little whores. Directors can be pricks and camera men can be idiots but it was a good run.

Today I was told that they could hire black men for less money and a couple of them were a little bigger as well.

I'm really despondent over this.

Do I have grounds for suing?? I always got hard and came on cue. They had little to complain about I thought. The little girls were quite pleased as well. Never got turned down the second time by a girl.

 

[georgie24]

are you a porn star bro

 

[starfish]

Look at the bright side. At least you can watch videos of yourself

 

[HighIntensity]

haha Bullshit

 

[Test boy]

are you a porn star bro

Afraid that past tense is appropriate now. And my rates are too high to make an easy lateral move to more mainstream porn.

Plus I'll have to change my Elite profile if I can't get them to change their mind. Maybe it is just a cost cutting ruse?

 

[Test boy]

haha Bullshit

Excuse me...a man gets fired and then treated like this???

 

[Crazier]

You think it might be that tummy... lardass?!?!?!?
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[Test boy]

You think it might be that tummy... lardass?!?!?!?
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Oh shit...it all makes so much sense now.

I feel so low that I just ate five candy bars too. And I'm recording a porno instead of starrring in one. How low can one go?

 

[smallmovesal]

well i think you're pretty talented because i rubbed one out to this thread.

 

[Test boy]

well i think you're pretty talented because i rubbed one out to this thread.

Yea...I made a pretty good living from rubbing the girls. Course I was a pro.

 

[boss]

well i think you're pretty talented because i rubbed one out to this thread.

i have never heard a girl say "rub one out" before..........

 

[Test boy]

i have never heard a girl say "rub one out" before..........

I've heard it a couple times. But then consider my occupation.

 

[OMEGA]

All of the heterosexual males on this board feel your pain,

let us all bow our heads in silence for Test Boy and his loss.

let us pray

 

[Citruscide]

I have two words for ya....

GAY PORN

C

 

[starfish]

I've heard midgets are popular too

 

[smallmovesal]

ok i received this and it was addressed to you test boy...

 

[Test boy]

I have two words for ya....

GAY PORN

C

Wouldn't do that for all the money in the world. Doesn't bother me that others do it but it is not for me. The thought of a mans hairy ass turns my stomach.

 

[Test boy]

ok i received this and it was addressed to you test boy...

Must be MP5. He lives in Ft. Collins.

Pretty clever letter.

 

[Crazier]

Wouldn't do that for all the money in the world. Doesn't bother me that others do it but it is not for me. The thought of a mans hairy ass turns my big old hairy tub of lard I call a stomach.

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[Test boy]

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Easy now...losing a six pack doesn't mean I got a big old hairy tub of lard for a stomach.

 

[Crazier]

Easy now...losing a six pack doesn't mean I got a big old hairy tub of lard for a stomach.

I love you bro... I've had a few beers and a couple of bong rips... I'm entertaining myself... don't take it seriously, or personally.

But... your cheez whiz eatin' ass prolly already knows that...
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[Kahn]

Dude, you ahs better have saved your cash. Invest in what it takes to be a producer. Thats where the money is with you cum guzzlers. Make'em and merket'em.

 

[PinK233]

Ron Jeremy has a nice big tubby stomach

those chicks in his porn didnt seem to mind

 

[Test boy]

Ron Jeremy has a nice big tubby stomach

those chicks in his porn didnt seem to mind

He looks like a troll. I don't understand why he still gets work.

Porno chicks are not always the brightest bulb in the string.

 

[satanic goatslayer]

Do I have grounds for suing??

No, but you have grounds of coffee in your garbage bag. Pack them together and choke to death on them.

Against the wind, Test boy, you'll be attempting to vomit against the wind.

 

[needleboy]

You could always work your way back up by being the new guys' fluffer!!!

 

[dballer]

Yes it's true (yes it's true) I'm so happy to be stuck with you.

 

[mattcanning99]

The above post may be for entertainment purposes only

 

[Test boy]

Re: Re: Damn...I got fired today...

One would have hoped for a little empathy here and there from a few of the Elite group. Guess everyone is on cycle right now.

Should have waited for their clomid/post cycle blues to hit.