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biteme

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Wife's asleep on the couch and I'm eating a big ass bag of Lay's potato chips.. Can't eat just one..
 
Those chips will tear up your mouth if you eat too many.

Quick, go lock them in the trunk of your wife's car.
 
Not any more boring than the rest of us losers, wasting time online with people we don't even know on a Friday night...
 
INeedtogetfuckedintheass real hard. Who wants to help me out? :heart:
 
How to Tie a Noose

Lay the rope in a big "U".

Bring one end of the loop down parallel to the original rope, forming a wide, sideways, "S". The lead should be left long, so that it might be tied to something when the noose is completed.

Hold the bottom of the original "u" and wrap the end of the rope around the loop several times, from the bottom near your hand, up.

Poke the end of the rope through the top of the loop left by the "S".
Pull the right hand side of the 'u' through the coil that you have just created, until it securely holds the end of the rope.

:evil:
 
SaladFork said:
How to Tie a Noose

Lay the rope in a big "U".

Bring one end of the loop down parallel to the original rope, forming a wide, sideways, "S". The lead should be left long, so that it might be tied to something when the noose is completed.

Hold the bottom of the original "u" and wrap the end of the rope around the loop several times, from the bottom near your hand, up.

Poke the end of the rope through the top of the loop left by the "S".
Pull the right hand side of the 'u' through the coil that you have just created, until it securely holds the end of the rope.

:evil:
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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
 
ResQguy said:
Not any more boring than the rest of us losers, wasting time online with people we don't even know on a Friday night...
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What else we gonna do? I have a woman here, so no need to go hunting.. I can only stand so much t.v... I need to express myself to strangers on a constant basis. It's better than playing a video game.
 
biteme said:
INeedtogetfuckedintheass real hard. Who wants to help me out? :heart:
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LOL. There's only one mod that would do something like that.
 
calveless wonder said:
+1

whats the deal?
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Well I would be happy to tell you, but there are some cunts here that will type nasty things and I'm trying to avoid that because my wife might read this board from time to time and doens't need to see that immature shit. I should have known better than to air details of my private personal life here, but I use this place as an outlet.. unfortunately there will always be maggots looking to take advantage of your hardships.
 
biteme said:
Well I would be happy to tell you, but there are some cunts here that will type nasty things and I'm trying to avoid that because my wife might read this board from time to time and doens't need to see that immature shit. I should have known better than to air details of my private personal life here, but I use this place as an outlet.. unfortunately there will always be maggots looking to take advantage of your hardships.
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Keep me posted on things like this bro. It helps to have some one watching as things go down.
 
biteme said:
Well I would be happy to tell you, but there are some cunts here that will type nasty things and I'm trying to avoid that because my wife might read this board from time to time and doens't need to see that immature shit. I should have known better than to air details of my private personal life here, but I use this place as an outlet.. unfortunately there will always be maggots looking to take advantage of your hardships.
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Hello Pot.... THIS IS KETTLE....
 
calveless wonder said:
yeah but she cheated on you...so....

wtf?
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50% or more of people have cheated... You have to evaluate the positives and the negatives.
 
needtogetaas said:
Just walk away bm. Its not worth it and you are the aggressor now.
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Hardly...

Aggressor... in what way?

I was just sayin is all, that karma is a bitch.

meh... not even worth my time. We are all home, havin a bit of adult fun... havin a coupla glasses of wine (seein as how the Tito's is gone) and chatting....
 
BIKINIMOM said:
Hardly...

Aggressor... in what way?

I was just sayin is all, that karma is a bitch.

meh... not even worth my time. We are all home, havin a bit of adult fun... havin a coupla glasses of wine (seein as how the Tito's is gone) and chatting....
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:heart: so relax then.
 
I retaliate pot. I'm never the aggressor. Enjoy your wine.... Tonight, I just want to chill and have positive interactions and not the negative crap... It's like you said, "In the grand scheme of things, who gives a shit what we think."
 
biteme said:
I retaliate pot. I'm never the aggressor. Enjoy your wine.... Tonight, I just want to chill and have positive interactions and not the negative crap... It's like you said, "In the grand scheme of things, who gives a shit what we think."
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I could give a fahootie about any of it... too bad, that wasn't true in the past... I mean, in regards to anyone who never had a freaking clue... You can't throw negative shit yesterday and expect positive today... :whatever:

C'est la vie... C'est nes pas.... character flaws and all. :qt:
 
I want some blueberry pancakes. Whole wheat please.
 
biteme said:
I retaliate pot. I'm never the aggressor. Enjoy your wine.... Tonight, I just want to chill and have positive interactions and not the negative crap... It's like you said, "In the grand scheme of things, who gives a shit what we think."
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Good bro and thank you for being chill biteme. :)
 
I disagree
excellent way to bide your time
my fake tits are in the bahamas
I like her enough to wait for her
 
needtogetaas said:
I knew you would be girl. Its your respect level that makes me love you so much.

I think biteme wants to be don with all of this to. :)
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Yes, it's a waste of energy on both ends..... I'd hate for the speaker at my eulogy to say, "That biteme gave em' hell on EF fitness. He was a real prick at times." LOL.... Anyway it's all pretty silly.... Let people be the way they want as long as they don't harm others.
 
C'est la vie, c'est la guerre... mais n'est pas une pomme du terre.
 
go mace a dog or something
 
biteme said:
Yes, it's a waste of energy on both ends..... I'd hate for the speaker at my eulogy to say, "That biteme gave em' hell on EF fitness. He was a real prick at times." LOL.... Anyway it's all pretty silly.... Let people be the way they want as long as they don't harm others.
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So I expect you to never speak of bm in a bad way again and for her to do the same. Thats how things like this work.

I know I can count on you both. I have always had the up most respect and trust with both of you.
 
Paul_Allen said:
go mace a dog or something
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Oh no, no, no, no. That's what started everything... I don't even hunt.
 
needtogetaas said:
So I expect you to never speak of bm in a bad way again and for her to do the same. Thats how things like this work.

I know I can count on you both. I have always had the up most respect and trust with both of you.
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bikinimom and I got down and dirty in another era
now she'd let me clean out her pussy
ask her
 
Spartacus said:
bikinimom and I got down and dirty in another era
now she'd let me clean out her pussy
ask her
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Again no one can understand you bro. Giberish can only be understood by other drunks.

Just don't get out of hand I would hate to time out a good friend.
 
needtogetaas said:
Again no one can understand you bro. Giberish can only be understood by other drunks.

Just don't get out of hand I would hate to time out a good friend.
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that's disappointing
what's gibberish?
I give you permission to highlight my posts
 
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