Damn Emberassing Moment..

[satchboogie]

so my girflfriend was due back from the market..
and the doorbell rang.
i was 100% sure its her.

so i answer the door totally naked.. balls hangin and shit.. lmfao!!

it was the neighbor..

 

[jenscats5]

LOL!!

What did they want?

 

[HumorMe]

 

[NLR TJ]

LOL!!

What did they want?

Better Yet, did they like what they got, LOL?

 

[alien amp pharm]

What did they want?

Probably some vasoline after that

 

[from zero]

lol, Way to go, ass.

 

[crew9]

haha freakin classic

 

[WODIN]

You are my hero scatch.

 

[c-sharp minor]

 

[Dial_tone]

female, at least?

 

[annabelletx]

good job satch, same thing almost happened to me. couple years ago when i was living with an ex bf, i knew he was going to be coming home for lunch so i thought i would give him a nooner. well when i heard someone opening the door i walked out into the living room naked as the day i was born talking dirty. then as i came around the corner i realized it was the a/c repair man. he didn't think anyone was home so he let himself in. needless to say i was so embarassed i ran into the bathroom, the repair man was ready to get down to bussiness, but had to tell him to leave. oh and my ex got his ass-chewed out when he got home for not telling me someone was going to be comeing by. he never did get that nooner.

 

[fyxgel2]

good job satch, same thing almost happened to me. couple years ago when i was living with an ex bf, i knew he was going to be coming home for lunch so i thought i would give him a nooner. well when i heard someone opening the door i walked out into the living room naked as the day i was born talking dirty. then as i came around the corner i realized it was the a/c repair man. he didn't think anyone was home so he let himself in. needless to say i was so embarassed i ran into the bathroom, the repair man was ready to get down to bussiness, but had to tell him to leave. oh and my ex got his ass-chewed out when he got home for not telling me someone was going to be comeing by. he never did get that nooner.

lol,
i want to become an a/c repair man now.

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

hahaha whoooops

 

[bran987]

lol,
i want to become an a/c repair man now.

don't forget your character!
and I mean that 2 different ways!

satch = lol

 

[MrMuscle]

lol are you at least hung?

 

[bran987]

lol are you at least hung?

of course he is
and every man in shawshank is innocent

 

[gonelifting]

lol When I first got my VCR my MOTHER-IN-LAW was at my house with my wife as I was trying to hook it up to my (very complicated) audio/video system. I finally finished and wanted to test it out. I could`nt find ANY videotapes untill the one of our wedding was found in one of my bedrooms.

I plopped it in and...it was a porn video!! lol It was in the middle of a scene where the girl and guy were facing the camera legs spread with the girl on top riding him. OMG All hell broke loose and I could`nt stop it fast enough. Maybe 3 seconds went by but it seemed like an hour.

So now we joke about "I watched porn with my mother-in-law". lol

 

[superqt4u2nv]

 

[RADAR]

so my girflfriend was due back from the market..
and the doorbell rang.
i was 100% sure its her.

so i answer the door totally naked.. balls hangin and shit.. lmfao!!

it was the neighbor..

Same thing happened to me satch ,the hallway from the kitchen to the living room, right at the kitchen hall entrance is the bathroom, I had just gotten back from the gym when some friends came over (all female) i was drying off, and for some reason the conversation in the kitchen was quiet so i never heard anything here i leave the bathroom in my birthday suit, out of the corner of my eye i see something, i turn and i'm facing 3 women(Totally Nude) with eyes big as golfballs, i dash into the bedroom, needless to say it took a good 20 minutes before i was coaxed out with a face beet red!

 

[Vash]

of course he is
and every man in shawshank is innocent

Someone has been watching AMC the last few nights


You should of invited him in for coffee and cake.

 

[satchboogie]

it was my neighbor...
a dude..

he just wanted to know if my adsl connection was working as apparently his was down.

what a shame..

 

[ChefWide]

Fucking hilarious. Dude I feel your pain.

Three winters ago we had a fire in the garbage room of our appartment building and everyone litterally had to RUN out of the building.

I, of course, grabbed a goofy ass asian bathrobe on that my wife got me that always falls open... so there is Cheffy Smoove hauling ass into the snow, hopping like a rat on a frying pan due to frozen feet, wearing a flowered silk bathrobe wide open and my junk flopping around like Raggedy Andy.

Did I mention that this was infront of the entire neighborhood? My neighbor actually clapped.

 

[gab9681]

I've never had anything like that happen to me, but my wife got herself into an interesting situation like that once. She had just gotten her tonsils removed and was off work at home since she couldn't talk and was feeling like shit. I was at work one morning and FedEx dropped off a package at our apartment for us. Our apartment had double front doors. The outside door was always unlocked for the mailmen, but the inside door was locked for security. She stepped into the entry way and accidentally let the door close behind her. So she was locked out. Since she was in bed all day anyways, she didn't think to throw any close or shoes on. So there she was, locked out, with nothing but a skimpy lingerie-style basically see through robe on. She rang all our neighbors bells, but no one was home. This in the middle of winter as well, so she was pretty much screwed. She ended up go over to the building next door and started ringing bells. The only one that answered was a hispanic family that didn't speak any english. So there is my wife, basically naked, standing in their doorway trying to explain that she needed to use the phone to call me. They finally figured it out after some good laughs and she called me to come let her him. She was so embarrassed.