Dammit

[superqt4u2nv]

I find out once I check in my flight is delayed mofo it's sunny Florida I could be laying by a pool instead of sitting at the airport

 

[WoodyO]

I find out once I check in my flight is delayed mofo it's sunny Florida I could be laying by a pool instead of sitting at the airport

Hit the international bar up

 

[superqt4u2nv]

I have to drive home from the airport plus so not in the mood to drink

 

[lartinos]

Blood Mary at the airport, one won't kill ya.

 

[WoodyO]

flick the bean in the airport lounge?

 

[theoak01]

find some dude who is up for some sexuals in the airport lounge bathroom

 

[WoodyO]

threaten to blow everyone up

 

[superqt4u2nv]

Blood Mary at the airport, one won't kill ya.

Just not feeling booze right now. I rarely drink 3 nights in a row is a lot for me

 

[superqt4u2nv]

find some dude who is up for some sexuals in the airport lounge bathroom

I have been celibate since Halloween not going to break it for some random lay

 

[superqt4u2nv]

threaten to blow everyone up

Knot in the mood for a cavity search

 

[Dial_tone]

pretend you're at the pool and get your thong on.

Sent from my Droid Razr Maxx

 

[EnderJE]

I have been celibate since Halloween not going to break it for some random lay

By accident or on purpose?

 

[WoodyO]

Knot in the mood for a cavity search

There goes my next suggestion. Got that butthole licking dog handy?

 

[superqt4u2nv]

By accident or on purpose?

On purpose

 

[superqt4u2nv]

pretend you're at the pool and get your thong on.

Sent from my Droid Razr Maxx

I checked my bag with my clothes

 

[sterolizer]

I was interrogated once in an airport...

 

[superqt4u2nv]

I was thinking about getting a bottle at duty free but even going in there to look makes my stomach do flip flops

 

[ChristianDom96]

I was interrogated once in an airport...

damn that sucks

 

[WoodyO]

I was interrogated once in an airport...

did it go something like this?:

"are you geigh?"
"what are you hiding in your ass?"
"c'mon, we're not letting you the flight til you pull dat cock out of your ass"

 

[ChristianDom96]

did it go something like this?:

"are you geigh?"
"what are you hiding in your ass?"
"c'mon, we're not letting you *the flight til you pull dat cock out of your ass"

on*

 

[digimon7068]

Knot in the mood for a cavity search

uhh, you've been celibate since halloween...at least with a cavity search, you can make sure the damn thing didn't grow shut.

 

[PICK3]

Knot in the mood for a cavity search

sounds hawt when u spell "not" ... "knot"


just sayin'

 

[nydj66]

Knot in the mood for a cavity search

Just like a woman...tell you she's bored then shoot down every good idea you give her.

 

[sterolizer]

did it go something like this?:

"are you geigh?"
"what are you hiding in your ass?"
"c'mon, we're not letting you the flight til you pull dat cock out of your ass"

No it went like this...

"where are the drugs?"
"I don't have drugs"
"how come you spent 6 months in Mexico and bought a one way flight only yesterday? "
"vacation"
"tell me what does a 21yr old like you do for work?"
"I'm self employed"

[Puts on rubber gloves]

"Do I need a lawyer?"
"no we're just going to go through all your bags"

[phew]

 

[sterolizer]

But seriously it was an hr long process, which they asked my entire life story, where I worked, how much I made, what my family does for work, my address, where my family lives, number of trips I've made to Mexico in the last two years, etc. That was in Vancouver, those pricks.

 

[digimon7068]

But seriously it was an hr long process, which they asked my entire life story, where I worked, how much I made, what my family does for work, my address, where my family lives, number of trips I've made to Mexico in the last two years, etc. That was in Vancouver, those pricks.

we don't do that shit to white people here.

u.s. > canada...eh.

 

[superqt4u2nv]

Just like a woman...tell you she's bored then shoot down every good idea you give her.

Bitches be difficult eh