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i hope you find out.
I had a total of 12 ultrasounds for my second and not one could determine the sex. She was stubborn then wouldn't budge and proves to be just as stubborn now.
lol
I had a total of 12 ultrasounds for my second and not one could determine the sex. She was stubborn then wouldn't budge and proves to be just as stubborn now.
lol
Wootoom said:
wow, nice
and since i've declared myself the ef godmother i demand pics and stuff.
even of the delivery, bring in the cam, i wanna see all the gory stuff that will make your cawk non exisisatant to daisy's cooch.
lol
besides, i need the sex of this baby if im gonna send goodies your way
lololololol im not watchin thatFrisky said:wow, nice
and since i've declared myself the ef godmother i demand pics and stuff.
even of the delivery, bring in the cam, i wanna see all the gory stuff that will make your cawk non exisisatant to daisy's cooch.
lol
besides, i need the sex of this baby if im gonna send goodies your way
Wootoom said:
lmao
you don't wanna see a bowling ball slide thru pea sized hole?
dood its exciting! its like wow, how the hell did she do that. Its really cool when the doc pulls out that knife thingy and cuts the taint. serioulsly.. just tell him to add a few more stitches, no harm done right.
from the pics daisy sent me, i'd say tell him to add three inches to the stiches. that should make you and daisy a happy couple
damn where are them pics lolFrisky said:lmao
you don't wanna see a bowling ball slide thru pea sized hole?
dood its exciting! its like wow, how the hell did she do that. Its really cool when the doc pulls out that knife thingy and cuts the taint. serioulsly.. just tell him to add a few more stitches, no harm done right.
from the pics daisy sent me, i'd say tell him to add three inches to the stiches. that should make you and daisy a happy couple
Wootoom said:
all over the IA board.
We look at your pee pee daily
Wootoom said:
the 3" baby making machine.
seriously, you should contact the book of world records, I don't even know how that shit reached the tubes to fertilize.
That's awesome! Have you two decided on any names for either gender?
eat big
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Frisky said:lmao
you don't wanna see a bowling ball slide thru pea sized hole?
dood its exciting! its like wow, how the hell did she do that. Its really cool when the doc pulls out that knife thingy and cuts the taint. serioulsly.. just tell him to add a few more stitches, no harm done right. from the pics daisy sent me, i'd say tell him to add three inches to the stiches. that should make you and daisy a happy couple
I just threw up in my mouth.
eat big said:
lol
I want pics, video's and all.. its like freaking amazing
Raina said:
honestly, I questioned my doc about this. Fuck who wants to be cut on right?
I went full natural child birth for my son and the mention of some fugging scissors touching me was like whoa.. wtf.
but his explnation was plain and simple, very clear. Sure, he could let it rip, no biggie. Apparently some openings aren't big enough nor would stretch enough for passage. So its either cut or let it rip. If it rips, sewing it up is alot more difficult than an clean cut. lots of scar tissue and maybe even not a complete closure like before.
Sometimes its a precautionary matter, for the sake of the woman. I was given the opportunity to see both. yikes, the clean cut that the doc made and the ripping that resulted due to lack of stretching. I'll take being cut on any day.
Raina said:
lol
I've delivered many of dogs also. We ran a kennel for German Shephards, and I must say, its not much better.. blech
the minute i watched my female eat the amniotic membrane omg..... blech..
but, the puppies were so damn adorable.
i actually had one that I had to revive
and one that was delivered 24 hours after the delivery of the other 8. I watched an c-section of my female where the pup was so big that she couldn't pass it. It stayed in her tubes for near 48 hours and survived... thank goodness i noticed some weird behavior from her and got this feeling i needed to bring her in. That was so wicked to watch them cut her open and revive the pup that was in her.life is such an amazing thing.
pitbullstl
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Wootoom said:
You get a car seat for the Z06 yet???
awittyusername
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nycgirl said:
Daisy has told me she has had some cravings as the baby gets closer.
She is now craving a man that can do more for her child than to sing 80's tunes to it while drinking Faygo and eating Slim Jims.
Oh, she also is craving something larger than 3 inches. (see my sig)
Raina said:
well, my X thought i was insane, but no way hell i was gonna let that puppie die without me trying to help it.
she still had fluid in her lungs, and wasn't breathing properly. slow shallow breaths, so yes I did cpr along with what the Vet had showed me for forcing the fluids up. It took some time, but I wasn't giving up. She survived and ended up being one of the smartest in the bunch.
Nothing like having a group of cuddly puppies to watch everyday. I hated to let go of any of them, I would become so attached. Even name all of them by there attitudes. It was easier to match them up with an owner that way though. There isn't a puppy i ever sold that I couldn't say i've spent extensive one on one time with.
pitbullstl
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Raina said:
That's like what......$250.00 a lb.???
Raina said:
I spent 1100 on my male German Shepard, not as much for my female but the male is a show quality dog. very good blood line and the breed is very well known.
We didn't sell our dogs for that much but we never let them leave to a home i felt uncomfortable with. I would meet with the buyers more than one time and watch them with the dogs alot. One negative sign and the sale was voided.
Raina said:I'm on a wait list for a show quality bitch but that will be at least a year. And if I end up getting one it means I'll have 3 papillons.
I thought I was your show quality bitch.. dammit, im waithing for my shipping box
Wootoom said:
At one time I had three, my males hated each other so I had to get rid of one of them, then someone poisioned my other two
while I was off for the night. They proteceted my property and seems someone didn't like not being able to come on in.I'd been having them for years, they were family. My male would follow my kids around everywhere, watching over them like he was their parent. My female was more of a cop breed. That bitch was non stop and wouldn't give up for nothing. Very disciplined though, sit at a drop of a dime if told so, and stay until she was released. Extensive training helped her alot though becuase she was like the typical woman, she needed discipline.. hee hee
awittyusername
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Wootoom said:
UTTT OHHHHH
Ok My wife had both kids naturally no meds nothing and only ripped a very small amount and I was told it had alot to do with my penis size stretching her out. I am not saying I have a huge Member but it isnt tiny. I am willing to help out all expected mothers if they are suffering in the streching department, for a small fee of course. Oh and I prefer to do the stretching no later than the third trimester lol.
Beachbum1546
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a woman gives birth and the doctor starts beating it on the floor and scrubbing its face into the wall. and the woman is screaming "what the hell are you doing to my baby" the doc throws the baby in her lap and says" just fucking with you...it was already dead"
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