I hope like hell that your user name is not the your real name..
If it is shut your account down and create a different user name. We are dealing with illeagal things, so be safe.
You need to do some serious research before you even think about using gear. No one can tell you what to use for minimal sides as diffrent compounds effect people in diffrent ways. The best way to do it is to research the subject, find what you want to use to fit your goals, get a good diet and try to take the proper pre-cautions to minimize sides.