Crotch Lining

[FreeballinDC]

I was at Nordstoms last weekend and bought some new dress slacks for work. Since I don't normally wear drawers, I asked if they could line the inside of the pants.

The tailor didn't quite understand what I was asking for, so he asked me why I wanted to have them lined.

Before I could tell him that I freeball, he pointed out that if my current pants wear out in the crotch because of thick thighs (sounds like a nasty medical condition), they could put in a crotch lining.

I said, yeah, that sounds cool, do it. He then proceeds to yell out to the salesman helping me "Hey, your man needs a CROTCH LINING". The salesman amazingly didn't hear him, so he axed the tailor to repeat himself.

"I said, YOUR MAN NEEDS A CROTCH LINING".

I was thinking that he prolly needed to yell it again, because a few people in Baltimore didn't quite catch it.

 

[Zebo]

Lmao!

 

[rnch]

I was at Nordstoms last weekend and bought some new dress slacks for work. Since I don't normally wear drawers, I asked if they could line the inside of the pants.

The tailor didn't quite understand what I was asking for, so he asked me why I wanted to have them lined.

Before I could tell him that I freeball, he pointed out that if my current pants wear out in the crotch because of thick thighs (sounds like a nasty medical condition), they could put in a crotch lining.

I said, yeah, that sounds cool, do it. He then proceeds to yell out to the salesman helping me "Hey, your man needs a CROTCH LINING". The salesman amazingly didn't hear him, so he axed the tailor to repeat himself.

"I said, YOUR MAN NEEDS A CROTCH LINING".

I was thinking that he prolly needed to yell it again, because a few people in Baltimore didn't quite catch it.

are you complaining or bragging? lol

 

[Ganryu]

I thought this was going to be a thread about sniffing.

 

[FreeballinDC]

are you complaining or bragging? lol

LOL, you would think in a high scale store like Nordstrom, he would be a little more discreet in conveying the info to the salesman, but NOOOOOO, let's just yell it, because the tourists at Mt. Vernon were asking "What size?"

 

[ChefWide]

Don't you get 'Sack melded to thigh' syndrome in the warm months? I swear, if i freeball in the summer my 'change purse' picks a thigh and adheres there like a friggin dinausaur in a tar pit. I end up dansing around like a Kansas city twink on meth trying to get my silky fellas to disengage.

 

[FreeballinDC]

Don't you get 'Sack melded to thigh' syndrome in the warm months? I swear, if i freeball in the summer my 'change purse' picks a thigh and adheres there like a friggin dinausaur in a tar pit. I end up dansing around like a Kansas city twink on meth trying to get my silky fellas to disengage.

I use baby power on my sack and ass, so there's no stickum problem. And I work very hard to keep myself very clean down there so there won't be any other "problems" either.