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MarthaStewart

MarthaStewart

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I know very little about any sports.
I know a lot about baseball, less about football, and I'm fairly certain I know a lot of track and field.

That said, today I am going to watch a cricket match. It is the second day of it, and the score is currently over 400 on one side, to 7 on the other.

I have no clue if that is normal, but apparently most people that go to this thing mainly go to bet on side games and drink heavily.

They are so into cricket here that this is actually a 4 day weekend and nearly everything shuts down just so that this can go on.

Imagine if they did that in the states for the SuperBowl? You get the day off to go and watch football? Kick ass.

Except instead, here it is cricket. Which as far as I can get the rules, there are dudes that play a fucked up version of baseball in lots of clothes.
Also here, they don't really let white people play. One of my friends here was on the team, but they never let him play since he was white - so he dropped out.

Oops, just heard we are going to ride JetSkis first - haven't done that in awhile.

Also, Nathan sucks.
 
I actually love to watch cricket. There is a cricket league here and Baltimore has a team. It's made up of a bunch of English, Indian and West Indian guys. I go practice with them every once in a while. I am like a huge star!
 
what if real live crickets were used in place of the "ball thing", im not talking regular crickets im talking ball size crickets, that would make it rule even more im pretty sure, it would kinda be like a gallagher show people in the front rows would have rain coats on and stuff
 
Cricket sucks ass...more so than soccer. You need lots of herb to survive a day of watching either one of this boring ass events.
 
MarthaStewart said:
we haven't even gone to cricket yet - had fun on the jet skis though.
waiting on the woman in the shower and then we are heading off to the game.
mostly just betting.

I learned on the way to the jet skis that the 400-7 score meant that team only had 7 outs instead of the full 11 of the team.
But they were being nice and giving the other team a shot to score today.

Sounds more boring than NASCAR - which they love here as well.
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I'll drink to that!
 
we haven't even gone to cricket yet - had fun on the jet skis though.
waiting on the woman in the shower and then we are heading off to the game.
mostly just betting.

I learned on the way to the jet skis that the 400-7 score meant that team only had 7 outs instead of the full 11 of the team.
But they were being nice and giving the other team a shot to score today.

Sounds more boring than NASCAR - which they love here as well.
 
I just got back from the thing.

It isn't entirely clear to me if the thing was even over yet, and I think it was tied.

We won $30 betting, and I had a Coke.

It was hot and sweaty and there was lots of BO and dirt. It reminded me of some Mexican border towns. Lots of pushing and pulling and people not smiling.

On the good side, lots of chicks wearing bikini tops.

I had on a bikini top as well and my man boobs filled it out nicely if I do say so myself.

Now we are heading out to Italian food.

Add that right up at the top of your list of "things I couldn't possibly care any less about"

supersizeme is totally gay too.
 
MarthaStewart said:


I want it as much as you do.

Now collapse into my arms sugarpie, and we will make sweet sweet manlove all through the night.
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Oh yea sure! :rolleyes: I hope you enjoy it when I shove a 2000 degrees hot nail studded Iron rod up your ass and fuss your colon to your esophagus! This is of course after I cut off your cock and balls and feed them to luigi as a Small Cock Orderves Platter! I will call it Mays-cock-n'-balls-in-a-blanket!
 
DcupSheepNipples said:


Oh yea sure! :rolleyes: I hope you enjoy it when I shove a 2000 degrees hot nail studded Iron rod up your ass and fuss your colon to your esophagus! This is of course after I cut off your cock and balls and feed them to luigi as a Small Cock Orderves Platter! I will call it Mays-cock-n'-balls-in-a-blanket!
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While all of that sounds fantastic - I assure you, I'm not May.
 
I have to imagine that watching cricket is a lot like grocery shopping. Only without the carts.

In college I had an economics prof from Pakistan-- but he'd lived in Boston for 10 years so he had a bizarre Boston/Pakistani accent. Anyhow every once in a while we'd get him talking about cricket and he'd go on and on. We were all just dumb american kids who didn't get it all all but he got quite animated and passionate about it. I bet listening to him was more fun than actually watching the game. The guy who sat next to me was always drunk on blackberry brandy in that class. I sure remember a lot about economics...
 
MarthaStewart said:


While all of that sounds fantastic - I assure you, I'm not May.
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Of course not May is not Fugly! Flaming but not Fugly! I was just using May in my Food Title!
 
MarthaStewart said:


yeah, but I feel pretty.

that's all that matters.
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Sure I guess not if you enjoy Fucking yourself for the rest of your life! Short of going Kobe you will need lots of lube!
 
DcupSheepNipples said:


Sure I guess not if you enjoy Fucking yourself for the rest of your life! Short of going Kobe you will need lots of lube!
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And a knife - never forget the knife.

If you don't have a knife, then a telephone cord, some duct tape, a dish towel, and chloroform are just what the proverbial doctor ordered.
 
MarthaStewart said:


And a knife - never forget the knife.

If you don't have a knife, then a telephone cord, some duct tape, a dish towel, and chloroform are just what the proverbial doctor ordered.
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Ok that just got you forwarded to NSA wich will bounce it back to the FBI! Even Psychopaths such as yourself need to learn to keep your mouth shut for your sake! But for our sake thanks for spilling the beans! Regardless of the statment it fits your profile so you were bound to get got anyways!
 
DcupSheepNipples said:


Ok that just got you forwarded to NSA wich will bounce it back to the FBI! Even Psychopaths such as yourself need to learn to keep your mouth shut for your sake! But for our sake thanks for spilling the beans! Regardless of the statment it fits your profile so you were bound to get got anyways!
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no no no, you got me all wrong. "sosciopath" is more my style.

were I truly doing horrible things, my recent move would of course show a marked decrease in a type of activity in my old location, and a marked increase in that activity in my new location.
total bummer for me of course if that correlation is in fact shown purely out of coincidence.

aside from excessive masturbation, I'm not sure they will see much change in any patterns that I would cause by moving.

DCup's posts sound like what Code would post if he was huffing paint thinner all day.
 
MarthaStewart said:


no no no, you got me all wrong. "sosciopath" is more my style.

were I truly doing horrible things, my recent move would of course show a marked decrease in a type of activity in my old location, and a marked increase in that activity in my new location.
total bummer for me of course if that correlation is in fact shown purely out of coincidence.

aside from excessive masturbation, I'm not sure they will see much change in any patterns that I would cause by moving.

DCup's posts sound like what Code would post if he was huffing paint thinner all day.
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Sounds like you better move the corpses!

So I guess I'm just Code on mind altering drugs! Most geniuses of the past were drug addicts so at least I'm in good company!
 
supersizeme said:
i'm on my way...just waiting to get off work. have a good weekend, cricket snob.
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Oh that's right, today is still Friday.

I have had the past two days off and the combination of that and me being more retarded than God has caused me to forget what day it is.
I thought it was the weekend - you know, what everybody is workin' for.

As for cricket, I only saw a small fraction... basically it was a dude in white standing in a field.

It was hot as hell and I was sweating like the proverbial watermelon at a Baptist BBQ.

I have consumed at least twice my weight in water today, just to keep up with my sweating propensity.
 
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