Creative Ways to Torture bin Laden

[Bodhidogma]

i think that they should take the man and place him inside the carcass of a cow. then they should place the cow in the desert. he will slowly roast to death as the temperature inside the carcass raises, as well the insects that feed off the dead animal will eat him from the inside out! perfect. (yeah, i am a bit of a sick fuck at times)

lets hear em!

 

[natedogg03]

Cut off his eyelids, get a pen and write my name on his eyes. Rip off his fingers nails and rub sand paper on the underskin. Rip his back open so i can see his spine. Grab his spine and carry him around like a suitcase while the elite members spit, punch and kick him. Then I'd make decide how'd i want to torture the bitch!

 

[WODIN]

You guys are wimps at torture.

Tie him in barb wire that is about a 1/4 inch lose all over. Then force feed him pork products till he gets so fat that the wire starts cutting through and he slowley bleeds to death.

Hmmmm bacon.

 

[BigGuns2]

I would nail his dick to a railroad track in front of a speeding train. I also would give him a dull knife. If he survived that, I would then baptise him in a pool of pig blood.

 

[MDD24]

Rape him with a sandpaper condom.(of course not me)

 

[Lao Tzu]

i don't support torture. but, a creative means would be this


capture him alive, then freeze him for 200 years.

after 200 years science will be able to manipulate the brain at will, emotions, vision, hearing can be created at will.
go back in time and recover the memories, thoughts & emotions of everyone who was directly involved in the act (people in the building, people on the plane, their families, spectators), and have their emotions, vision & hearing run through his head one person after the other.

do i support this? no. too many variables go into the human experience to just say 'everyone who opposes us is insane & evil'. besides, torture is wrong.

but that would be the best justice.

 

[roidog420]

Slide him down a razorblade bannister.

 

[Dogballs]

shoot him in his asshole and let him bleed to death, just like on "Things to do in Denver when your dead", great movie

 

[buksoon]

[This was an email going around]

As for what to do with Osama bin Laden:

Killing him will only create a martyr. Holding him prisoner will
inspire his comrades to take hostages to demand his release. Therefore, I suggest we do neither.

Let the Special Forces, Seals or whatever covertly capture him, fly him to an undisclosed hospital and have surgeons quickly perform a complete sex change operation.

Then we return her to Afghanistan to live as a woman under the Taliban.

 

[Warik]

Two Words:

RyanH Lecture.

-Warik

 

[the nature boy]

[This was an email going around]


Let the Special Forces, Seals or whatever covertly capture him, fly him to an undisclosed hospital and have surgeons quickly perform a complete sex change operation.

Then we return her to Afghanistan to live as a woman under the Taliban.

while he's getting the sex change operation instead up putting him under make him watch every pauly shore film ever made.

 

[talonracer]

Actually a more interesting way is to simply kill as many of the terrorists as you can and bury a dead pig with each one. The pig to Islam is unholy as all hell. I heard someone say to put a live pig on every plane flying, that way a muslim radical will never commit suicide when he's gonna die with a pig. He's condemmed to hell for eternity by his religeon then.