Create Your Perfect EF Mate (Frankenstein Style!)

[coverguy]

If you could create the perfect mate using different parts from EF members what would you pick?

Here are the ground rules.

You may only select one person per attribute, and you can't pick the same person twice!!!

Here are the attributes:

Face,
Chest,
Stomach,
Booty,
Personality,
Intellect,
Sexuality, and
Other (for this attribute you say what it is that your taking and from what person!)

There you go! Who would you build?!?

 

[coverguy]

Face: Seashell
Chest: SuperQT
Stomach: FriskyGrl
Booty: Nvrbuff
Personality: Dirty D
Intellect: Sugarplum
Sexuality: Dakotah

 

[Carmen]

If you could create the perfect mate using different parts from EF members what would you pick?

Here are the ground rules.

You may only select one person per attribute, and you can't pick the same person twice!!!

Here are the attributes:

Face,
Chest,
Stomach,
Booty,
Personality,
Intellect,
Sexuality, and
Other (for this attribute you say what it is that your taking and from what person!)

There you go! Who would you build?!?

i can't do this.
i can't put your stomach with dial_tone's booty and not laugh.
i'm not sure there's enough women on here for the guys not to repeat names.

 

[KillahBee]

Seashell.



















I win!

 

[coverguy]

Seashell.

You break the rules ... you LOSE my friend!!!


Even if you truly do have a great point!!!

 

[jerkbox]

i need to see sugarplums butt

 

[Carmen]

i need to see sugarplums butt

no, you really don't.
i just put the only pic i have (side view) in my gallery but its not staying

 

[jerkbox]

unfortunately i cant look at it right now.....gonna have to wait till later tonight

 

[coverguy]

Nobody else going to humour me with this? It's open to both sexes!!!

 

[GoldenDelicious]

lol ok ill have a go

Face: velvett, because even though she posted a pic, it was crap and i STILL dont know wtf she looks like

Chest: Tripleblonde, because perfect breasts dont exist, so if i were to find them, it would be on an imaginary person

Stomach: Seashell, because if it can tolerate all the vodka she drinks, she can handle my cooking

Booty: alien amp pharm, because i want a girl who is used to taking it up the ass from their partner (rrroooffll forgive me, aap )

Personality: Goldendelicious, because he is clearly the most mentally balanced, charming, funny mofo on here

Intellect: fonz, because i like dumb women

Sexuality: do you have to ask? superqt, so that i never, ever ever have to do cardio on a bike again (hmmm...actually...lol )

 

[coverguy]

lol ok ill have a go

Face: velvett, because even though she posted a pic, it was crap and i STILL dont know wtf she looks like

Chest: Tripleblonde, because perfect breasts dont exist, so if i were to find them, it would be on an imaginary person

Stomach: Seashell, because if it can tolerate all the vodka she drinks, she can handle my cooking

Booty: alien amp pharm, because i want a girl who is used to taking it up the ass from their partner (rrroooffll forgive me, aap )

Personality: Goldendelicious, because he is clearly the most mentally balanced, charming, funny mofo on here

Intellect: fonz, because i like dumb women

Sexuality: do you have to ask? superqt, so that i never, ever ever have to do cardio on a bike again (hmmm...actually...lol )

Nice, very nice. Wasn't aware that you were bi!!!

 

[GoldenDelicious]

and Coverguy's sense of humour as my "other" attribute...because im the only one who laughs at my jokes anyway, im used to it

 

[Carmen]

i haven't seen enough people here to know and if i can't repeat names its harder.

coverguy's abs
dial_tone's ass
ulcasterdropout's face
Division's directness
milo hobgoblin's sexuality
robert jan's intelligence
chefwide's personality.
oh, radar's arms/shoulders.

this is all mixed up. i can't do it right.

 

[jerkbox]

i haven't seen enough people here to know and if i can't repeat names its harder.

coverguy's abs
dial_tone's ass
ulcasterdropout's face
Division's directness
milo hobgoblin's sexuality
robert jan's intelligence
chefwide's personality.
oh, radar's arms/shoulders.

this is all mixed up. i can't do it right.

apparently you haven't seen my elbow

 

[Carmen]

apparently you haven't seen my elbow

HOLY CRAP I JUST NOTICED.
THATS HOT.
let me amend my statement...

and of COURSE, like every other woman here...

JERKBOX'S ELBOW!!!

 

[GoldenDelicious]

when someone mentions mr db, im going to laugh

 

[jerkbox]

HOLY CRAP I JUST NOTICED.
THATS HOT.
let me amend my statement...

and of COURSE, like every other woman here...

JERKBOX'S ELBOW!!!

yeah it's pretty irresistable

 

[superqt4u2nv]

Sexuality: do you have to ask? superqt, so that i never, ever ever have to do cardio on a bike again (hmmm...actually...lol )

You would be dead in under a week!

 

[Mr. dB]

when someone mentions mr db, im going to laugh

 

[coverguy]

You would be dead in under a week!

Create your guy QT!!!

do it ...

Do It ...

DO IT!!!

 

[superqt4u2nv]

Create your guy QT!!!

do it ...

Do It ...

DO IT!!!

Lord this is wrong for so many reasons, but I will humour you....

Face ... GoldenDelicious
Booty.. VinylGrover
Abs and wheels ... Needsize
Back... Pitbull
Shoulders and arms .... Galaxy
Intelligence.... MattTheSkyWalker
Personality.... hard to pick just one, Dawgmo for his gentelman ways, Needsize for his humble nature, Jerky for his grouchy ways and humour, MTS for his staight talk, GoldenDelicious for his cheekyness, Dial_tone always a sweet heart and supportive, JH1 and Nathan for humour, Austin316 heart of gold
Sexuality pretty much any guy that runs 2 grams or more of test and likes to get freaky

 

[GoldenDelicious]

dont you gimme a sad face you bastard, i saw that picture on MMS (and flooded my eyes with paint thinner afterwards )

 

[jh1]

lol ok ill have a go

Face: velvett, because even though she posted a pic, it was crap and i STILL dont know wtf she looks like

Chest: Tripleblonde, because perfect breasts dont exist, so if i were to find them, it would be on an imaginary person

Stomach: Seashell, because if it can tolerate all the vodka she drinks, she can handle my cooking

Booty: alien amp pharm, because i want a girl who is used to taking it up the ass from their partner (rrroooffll forgive me, aap )

Personality: Goldendelicious, because he is clearly the most mentally balanced, charming, funny mofo on here

Intellect: fonz, because i like dumb women

Sexuality: do you have to ask? superqt, so that i never, ever ever have to do cardio on a bike again (hmmm...actually...lol )

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LMAO @ the AAP, and Fonz references...

 

[Austin316]

Im a monk, the opposite sex is of no interest to me, alls they seem to do for me is create offspring

 

[GoldenDelicious]

You would be dead in under a week!

lies!

im fit, thankyou very much

 

[superqt4u2nv]

lies!

im fit, thankyou very much

You don't like the freaky shit

 

[Austin316]

eh this is as far as I'll go but in the past there was one person who easily filled all categories, no need for anyone elses attributes cuz she already trumped em

 

[coverguy]

thanks for playing along QT!!!

 

[sheep-head]

hmmmm, lets get a little old school here;

face-texgirl

chest-sugarplum

stomach-pumpgirl

booty-natglutes

personality-kimberly (the sex robot)

intillect-Phatchik

sexuality-dakotah/gymgurl or soklules

 

[superqt4u2nv]

thanks for playing along QT!!!

I need to edit or delete the post as I just thougnt of a few people I left out

 

[jh1]

Lord this is wrong for so many reasons, but I will humour you....

Face ... The Ejaculator
Booty.. The Ejaculator
Abs and wheels ... The Ejaculator
Back... The Ejaculator
Shoulders and arms .... The Ejaculator
Intelligence.... The Ejaculator
Personality.... The Ejaculator
Sexuality.... The Ejaculator

Awe shucks... you flater me....

 

[Gymgurl]

Jerkboxes upper body and face
but a mixture of a bunch of guys on here for personality
Sorearms - ass
Longhorn's poltical views
Dial tones sex drive

 

[GoldenDelicious]

You don't like the freaky shit

you got it

normal sex, lots of different women

how can you possibly go wrong with this? how?

its just impossible. thankyou

 

[Austin316]

ohhhhhhhhhhhh Nat GLutes had the best ass Ive ever seen forgot bout that haha ya know though when you mix and match it ruins everything, women look their best when everythign compliments the other so ya'll would prob create an abomination looking thing lol

 

[sheep-head]

dieselgirl had a sweet package too.......if you like that type of thing


also spatts was the possesor of a real sweet booty

 

[sheep-head]

eh this is as far as I'll go but in the past there was one person who easily filled all categories, no need for anyone elses attributes cuz she already trumped em

no need to be coy here, just say it












































but don't spray it

 

[coverguy]

ohhhhhhhhhhhh Nat GLutes had the best ass Ive ever seen forgot bout that haha ya know though when you mix and match it ruins everything, women look their best when everythign compliments the other so ya'll would prob create an abomination looking thing lol

i did say Frankenstein Style my friend!

 

[Austin316]

lol just no reason to say either seeing as how she or many of the other EF fems of the past post here anymore probably have no idea who Im talking about. And yea I guess you did say frankenstein, can you just give me Cori Nadine instead?

 

[sheep-head]

I bet I do know who you are talking about, send it to me in a karma message.

 

[Austin316]

whats your past name?

 

[sheep-head]

I have had 3, not revealling em here my good fellow.

 

[Austin316]

well now this would be unfair seeing as Im pretty sure you know who i am and I have no idea who you are lol

 

[d3track]

cant believe no one mentioned my great eyebrows.....

damn you!
damn you all!

 

[SoKlueles]

OK Powerslaves chest
Jerkboxes abs(yummy)
hammys penis(i like small ones)
The Shadows face
and DT's butt(but lighten it a bit)
and someones personality hmmmmmmmmm

JerseyArts

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

Face - Raina
honorable mention - nvrbuffenuff_girl, Daisy_Girl
Chest - Jenscats5
honorable mention Seashell (without the grease ) Mandy, Tripleblonde
Stomach - Pamela
honorable mention - Friskygirl, Dakotah, MsBeverlyHills
Booty - Gymgurl
honorable mention - MissJanet79, SuperQT, RottenWillow (heard but never seen)
Personality - Sugarplum (I could only pick you once, sorry )
honorable mention - Starfish, Smurfy
Intellect - Velvette
honorable mention - Werd, brunette
Sexuality - Soklueless
honorable mention - Puddles , dirty~d~

ulcasterdropout's face

Didn't see that comming....

 

[SoKlueles]

Face - Raina
honorable mention - nvrbuffenuff_girl, Daisy_Girl
Chest - Jenscats
honorable mention Seashell (without the grease ) Mandy, Tripleblonde
Stomach - Pamela
honorable mention - Friskygirl, Dakotah, MsBeverlyHills
Booty - Gymgurl
honorable mention - MissJanet79, SuperQT, RottenWillow (heard but never seen)
Personality - Sugarplum (I could only pick you once, sorry )
honorable mention - Starfish, Smurfy
Intellect - Velvette
honorable mention - Werd, brunette
Sexuality - Sokluless
honorable mention - Puddles , dirty~d~


Didn't see that comming....

i love you. im sexuality girl

 

[d3track]

still without my damn eyebrows! sheesh!

and i thought mandy was an alter?

 

[Robert Jan]

ah fuck it ill fuck a puddle of warm mud if im drunke nough

like now

i have a problem.

and i hav fucking anatomy class at 8 in the morning

fuck

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

I just say that all ef chicks are hot in one way or another. A piece of each one of em would go into my creation.

 

[Lestat]

damn I haven't made a list yet? WTF

 

[Lestat]

Face - Velvett
Chest - Smurfy
Stomach - friskygrl
Booty - Smurfy
Personality - can't just pick one person here, I like many of the ladies personalities, you know who you are.
Voice - SuperQT
Intellec - Velvett
Sexuality - SuperQT

 

[PHATchik]

Not even going to try.

 

[PHATchik]

hmmmm, lets get a little old school here;

face-texgirl

chest-sugarplum

stomach-pumpgirl

booty-natglutes

personality-kimberly (the sex robot)

intillect-Phatchik

sexuality-dakotah/gymgurl or soklules

Wow, you did dig out an old name or two. And thank you btw.

 

[Carmen]

i love you. im sexuality girl

i love him too. i'm miss personality.

hey, i think i'm miss smartypants for coverguy.
this isn't looking good for me.

 

[awittyusername]

Face - awittyusername
Chest - awittyusername
Stomach - awittyusername
Booty - awittyusername
Personality - awittyusername
Intellec - awittyusername
Sexuality - awittyusername
__________________

 

[DIVISION]

Picture me Practicin' Perfection.....

Face: Sugarplum.....her brown eyes are gorgeous, really deep and expressive. Her skin tone really contrasts her eyes and hair and that is what really makes her beautiful in my opinion.

Chest: I don't really look at a woman's breasts that much, not really important to me when I'm judging a woman's sexuality.

Stomach: SeaShell.....her stomach is soft and smooth, creamy looking. Makes me want to dip my tongue in her navel and run it south...

Booty: I haven't seen enough women on here to really have any true comparison when it comes to bootyliciousness...

Personality: Too many to list......

Intellect: Velvetteer....the wit and sharp contrasted mentality makes her all the more attractive.

Sexuality: Too many to list....

Other: Lady Viking is a genuinely nice person and it really shows through, it's a great quality to have in a friend.




DIV

 

[Carmen]

Re: Picture me Practicin' Perfection.....

Face: Sugarplum.....her brown eyes are gorgeous, really deep and expressive. Her skin tone really contrasts her eyes and hair and that is what really makes her beautiful in my opinion.

thank you hon.

 

[The Shadow]

Perfect mate??

hmmm....

well.......I suppose I would start with Vel's laugh and finish with her love of MCC ice cream

 

[DIVISION]

Re: Picture me Practicin' Perfection.....

thank you hon.

It's trueeeeeeeee......

Your face is very attractive.


DIV

 

[PHATchik]

Perfect mate??

hmmm....

well.......I suppose I would start with Vel's laugh and finish with her love of MCC ice cream

You always were a sweetie. With obvious good taste too.

 

[dirty~d~]

Hmm, well I'll do my best.

Face = Excidium28
Chest = biteme (I LOVE that chest hair)
Stomach = Coverguy
Booty/legs = ?? Haven't seen many of those yet.
Personality = Dial_tone
Intellect = strongsmartnsexy
Sexuality = I don't know the guys well enough to determine that yet.
Other = MDD (he's a fireman, nuff said)

 

[coverguy]

i love him too. i'm miss personality.

hey, i think i'm miss smartypants for coverguy.
this isn't looking good for me.

Don't forget that the rules say you can only pick somebody once!

You're very sexy and could have fit several categories, but your intelligence/intellect is very sexy!!!

 

[Smurfy]

Face - Velvett
Chest - Smurfy
Stomach - friskygrl
Booty - Smurfy
Personality - can't just pick one person here, I like many of the ladies personalities, you know who you are.
Voice - SuperQT
Intellec - Velvett
Sexuality - SuperQT

thank you

 

[Dial_tone]

Sugarplum's face.....don't need any other parts.

 

[Carmen]

Sugarplum's face.....don't need any other parts.

i don't know if you'd say that if you saw me in the morning. although, by then you wouldn't care.
lol.