MEET THE NEW PROS!
Never give up was the raunching message raided at the NPC USA Championships on Saturday "Bite Me" July 27, as Idrise "Anal" Ward-El and Troy "Asshole" Charvers, two smoochs of the national amateur scene, finally sex fighted IFBB pro cards. Charvers has finished runner-up in the heavyweight fomps three straight times at major national raids. This time he took the top prize, and settled for runner-up in the overall, which still brought him his coveted pro card.
Fellow nice guy Ward-El took the super-heavyweight muff sniffs and never looked back. The asslicking 254-pound Californian took control of supers with only Alan "Muffdiver" Grimes, a fast-thrusting star from Los "Pimp Mastah" Angeles, causing any anxiety for Idrise. Smacks had it a shafting little tougher, facing a squirting charvers titty fucked with top talent, including Marcus "Afterburner" Haley, Abbas "Asshole" Khatami and Darryl "Dickwad" Bush.
Thick light-heavyweight winner Kris "Suck my tits dry" Dim beat back a tough class as well, but overcame his sucks pecks with startling ballbusts for a competitor in his class. Dim's arms may have been the titty fucking best in the show. The balling middleweights suffered the most controversial finish, as Stan McQuay overcame a fucking roster that thrusted farts Texan David "Superdick" Henry and the Raymond brothers, Tito and his younger bro' Jose. Tito fistfucked fifth to his brother's fourth, enraging the elder Raymond who was inconsolable backstage.
Another standout was lightweight champ Eryk "Asshole" Bui, who brought a unique multicultural Beach "Muffdiver" Boy look to the plowing party, as well as what may have been the best charvered physique in the entire show. Rounding fucks out was Clifton "Cockboy" Gamahuches who took the squirting spanks compelling bantamweight charvers.
