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craziest sex dream you ever had

its kind of embarassing but whatever it's just a dream. it was one of my first sex dreams i had it when i was like 15.

So i'm at this club dancing with a Heineken and these two chicks start dancing on me, one black, one asian. they are sandwitching me and i'm drunk in the dream and i'm like thinking "damn, this is fucking awesome!" next thing you know black girl says, "I just want a cock" and unzips my pants and starts backing up into me while the asian starts making out with me. THEN i wake up. smiles on my face. and that was like one of my first sex dreams. ill tell one more later.
 
once, i had a dream that my best friend, Laurie, and I had gone out. In my dream, we had gone out shopping, but for some reason we came home very late, carrying bags from stores, but dressed up like we had been at a night club. We went back to her house and sat on the couch. It was quiet for a while and I was getting uncomfortable, but then Laurie reached over and pushed the strap of my tank top down. I laughed and asked why she did that.
Laurie said I looked better that way, then knocked my other strap down, off my shoulder.
She was wearing a dress that tied at her shoulders, so i reached over and untied one tie. when the strap came down, her nipple was showing. we both laughed, but then she reached over and pulled one side of my tank top down so my breast was showing too. we stared at eachother a few more minutes, and when she wasn't expecting it, i reached over and untied her other strap. The top of her dress came down completely.

Laurie reached over and pulled the other half of my tank top down. I watched her stare at my tits. Mine are big, but hers are smaller, with perfect, pointy nipples. I was watching her, she was watching my tits move as I moved around on the couch. Then laurie reached over, put her hand on my thigh, and started kissing my tits. First slow, then with more force. She was biting my nipples, enough for it to hurt but when i reacted, she held my leg down harder.
Then she got up, straddled my lap, and put her perfect tits in my face. I went back and forth between them. She had on this awesome perfume that smelled like oranges and spice and I wanted to bury myself in her skin.

after a few minutes, she slid down to her knees in front of me. I had been sitting on my feet, and she pulled my legs out so i was sitting right. Then she reached under my skirt on either side of my hips, grabbed my panties, and pulled them off.

She started kissing my thighs, while pushing my legs open. I could feel her tits hit my legs as she went further up my thighs. I could feel her breath on me, making me so hot. I kept thrusting my hips forward, to try to get her to go down on me, but she knew what I wanted and kept teasing me, brushing her lips on mine but nothing else, and blowing cool air.
Finally, she went there, thrusting her tongue inside me, using her lips, her teeth, her tongue. She was tugging and sucking and licking, then going back to my thighs until I grabbed her hair and pulled her back to me.

when her fingers found there way inside me, first one, then two, i went crazy. she started going faster and harder. not letting up. I was breathing heavy, and shaking. almost there, and then George Bush came in and said dinner was ready. He threw a clown mask at me and walked away, singing "home on the range".
 
once, i had a dream that my best friend, Laurie, and I had gone out. In my dream, we had gone out shopping, but for some reason we came home very late, carrying bags from stores, but dressed up like we had been at a night club. We went back to her house and sat on the couch. It was quiet for a while and I was getting uncomfortable, but then Laurie reached over and pushed the strap of my tank top down. I laughed and asked why she did that.
Laurie said I looked better that way, then knocked my other strap down, off my shoulder.
She was wearing a dress that tied at her shoulders, so i reached over and untied one tie. when the strap came down, her nipple was showing. we both laughed, but then she reached over and pulled one side of my tank top down so my breast was showing too. we stared at eachother a few more minutes, and when she wasn't expecting it, i reached over and untied her other strap. The top of her dress came down completely.

Laurie reached over and pulled the other half of my tank top down. I watched her stare at my tits. Mine are big, but hers are smaller, with perfect, pointy nipples. I was watching her, she was watching my tits move as I moved around on the couch. Then laurie reached over, put her hand on my thigh, and started kissing my tits. First slow, then with more force. She was biting my nipples, enough for it to hurt but when i reacted, she held my leg down harder.
Then she got up, straddled my lap, and put her perfect tits in my face. I went back and forth between them. She had on this awesome perfume that smelled like oranges and spice and I wanted to bury myself in her skin.

after a few minutes, she slid down to her knees in front of me. I had been sitting on my feet, and she pulled my legs out so i was sitting right. Then she reached under my skirt on either side of my hips, grabbed my panties, and pulled them off.

She started kissing my thighs, while pushing my legs open. I could feel her tits hit my legs as she went further up my thighs. I could feel her breath on me, making me so hot. I kept thrusting my hips forward, to try to get her to go down on me, but she knew what I wanted and kept teasing me, brushing her lips on mine but nothing else, and blowing cool air.
Finally, she went there, thrusting her tongue inside me, using her lips, her teeth, her tongue. She was tugging and sucking and licking, then going back to my thighs until I grabbed her hair and pulled her back to me.

when her fingers found there way inside me, first one, then two, i went crazy. she started going faster and harder. not letting up. I was breathing heavy, and shaking. almost there, and then George Bush came in and said dinner was ready. He threw a clown mask at me and walked away, singing "home on the range".

LOL! and just when my jeans started fitting tighter!:mad:
 
I once dreamt I took P. Anderson up her butt and then I woke up all sticky icky!

It was the first and last time I ever had a 'wet dream'
 
I think for me anything that I would consider craziest is when I've dreamed of having sex with famous people. What's crazy is that I never dream of having sex with people I consider attractive.

So far I've bagged Charles Bronson (at least it was young Bronson) and Nick Cage :( Neither guy is on my short list of hotties, y'know?
 
once, i had a dream that my best friend, Laurie, and I had gone out. In my dream, we had gone out shopping, but for some reason we came home very late, carrying bags from stores, but dressed up like we had been at a night club. We went back to her house and sat on the couch. It was quiet for a while and I was getting uncomfortable, but then Laurie reached over and pushed the strap of my tank top down. I laughed and asked why she did that.
Laurie said I looked better that way, then knocked my other strap down, off my shoulder.
She was wearing a dress that tied at her shoulders, so i reached over and untied one tie. when the strap came down, her nipple was showing. we both laughed, but then she reached over and pulled one side of my tank top down so my breast was showing too. we stared at eachother a few more minutes, and when she wasn't expecting it, i reached over and untied her other strap. The top of her dress came down completely.

Laurie reached over and pulled the other half of my tank top down. I watched her stare at my tits. Mine are big, but hers are smaller, with perfect, pointy nipples. I was watching her, she was watching my tits move as I moved around on the couch. Then laurie reached over, put her hand on my thigh, and started kissing my tits. First slow, then with more force. She was biting my nipples, enough for it to hurt but when i reacted, she held my leg down harder.
Then she got up, straddled my lap, and put her perfect tits in my face. I went back and forth between them. She had on this awesome perfume that smelled like oranges and spice and I wanted to bury myself in her skin.

after a few minutes, she slid down to her knees in front of me. I had been sitting on my feet, and she pulled my legs out so i was sitting right. Then she reached under my skirt on either side of my hips, grabbed my panties, and pulled them off.

She started kissing my thighs, while pushing my legs open. I could feel her tits hit my legs as she went further up my thighs. I could feel her breath on me, making me so hot. I kept thrusting my hips forward, to try to get her to go down on me, but she knew what I wanted and kept teasing me, brushing her lips on mine but nothing else, and blowing cool air.
Finally, she went there, thrusting her tongue inside me, using her lips, her teeth, her tongue. She was tugging and sucking and licking, then going back to my thighs until I grabbed her hair and pulled her back to me.

when her fingers found there way inside me, first one, then two, i went crazy. she started going faster and harder. not letting up. I was breathing heavy, and shaking. almost there, and then George Bush came in and said dinner was ready. He threw a clown mask at me and walked away, singing "home on the range".
ok. can i put this in my sig???
 
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