Freak Show
New member
1. A roll of toilet paper - Two-ply, por favor. Newspaper just doesn't have the same feeling any more. Not to mention I'm tired of people reading the sports section off my ass. Apparently that trick works on human flesh as well as silly putty.
2. Chicken or tuna fish - I'm so hungry and these mayo+philly cream cheese sandwhiches just aren't keeping my incredibly large amount of muscle mass growing.
3. Hair gel - Vaseline and Peanut butter leave WAYYY too much build up in my hair. Plus, I think there's a nest of woodland creatures building a home up there.
In light of pay day not being close enough, I would appreciate some help from my neighbors on this one. Thank you in advance.
Eternally Yours,
Freak Show
2. Chicken or tuna fish - I'm so hungry and these mayo+philly cream cheese sandwhiches just aren't keeping my incredibly large amount of muscle mass growing.
3. Hair gel - Vaseline and Peanut butter leave WAYYY too much build up in my hair. Plus, I think there's a nest of woodland creatures building a home up there.
In light of pay day not being close enough, I would appreciate some help from my neighbors on this one. Thank you in advance.
Eternally Yours,
Freak Show