Conversation overhead in the gym...

[r00+]

The two guys next to me at the gym today, the two guys who were in the worst shape:

Guy1: Yeah, I can tell when a guy is on steroids because of the vascularity in their arms. Deca makes you hella vascular!

Guy2: Yeah, but deca's not a good gainer, it's more of a cutter.

Guy1: Shit some dudes get wicked cut on that shit, it's way better than ECA.

 

[TheSalami]

how dare they!!!!!?

 

[theoak01]

very ignorant people,i have friends who are scared of creatine though,they claim it gives you heart attacks,some people jsut need to be taught,im not about to do it though

 

[Kryp2o]

They just happen to be Richard Simmons two biggest clients.

 

[Freak Show]

Allright r00+, here's another for you.
I'm sittin on a bench between sets and I overhear these two 19 year old pretty boys talking about how they're going overseas to do some modelling. One turns to the other points at the 120lb dbells and says, "Why do they even make these? Who needs to lift that much weight?"
Obviously, not your fruit booty ass!

 

[Frackal]

Should have taken both of them into the bathroom and sodomized them with a sust pre-load...

 

[danielson]

Should have taken both of them into the bathroom and sodomized them with a sust pre-load...

its funny when i speak to my friends about exercise as a realise how far ive come knowledge wise and how far back they (and i was once) are......i said i hurt my back a little hopefully i diodnt do it on squats......my friend goes 'what....did u say squats? what are those?'



another told me (who has noo qualofications whatsoever in nutrition)

'by taking supplements u actually dont need to eat as much, they d the growing for u'. i asked him if he meant steroids and hes said no. he meant creatine (if he said anything-tech i think i would have fainted)

or my friend who i asked 'do they have heavy dumbells at ur gym', to which he said 'yeah but u'll never curl them so why would u want them'

if i try to tell them different they dont listen and argue yet ask me how i got big