Conversation between Lestat and his latest conquest.

[swole]

(Lestat): Are you the gatekeeper!??

(Average Woman): Why yes. I am. Now make me cum in ways I could never imagine!! The attention alone makes me wet!

(Lestat): Would you mind if I post about our sexual explorations and your picture on my favorite fitness board?!?

(Average Woman): Of course not! It would be a great way for me to get the recognition only I think I deserve. After all, it's your ego that needs boosting!!

(Lestat): Thanks alot 4/10! You really helped me start off the new year with a bang!

(Average Woman): Oh, one more thing...please don't take this the wrong way...but don't tell anyone we're hooking up...I don't want others to think I'm settling. Thanks for understand, boo. Now gimme that fat key of yours!!

 

[feisty11975]

OH MY




Swole, you crack me up!

 

[The Shadow]

Lol

 

[Lestat]

lol.

hater in da house!!!

 

[swole]

lol.

hater in da house!!!

I'm really not hating, in fact I'm happy you're finally getting laid. Late bloomers fo life, nugg!

 

[jnevin]

lmao

 

[Lestat]

I'm really not hating, in fact I'm happy you're finally getting laid. Late bloomers fo life, nugg!

lmao.

im a bit of a late bloomer, meaning I didn't start tapping it regularly until i was nearly 21.

the reason why I post more about different sexual experiences now is that I was with one girl for most of the past 3 years up until February of last year.

I'd rather be a later bloomer, than to peak early.