Continue This Fictional Story

[BigRupe]

Okay the rules are you must write a sentence or a few and keep the story going.

1.) Try and stay on topic and keep the flow natural, but you can take it in any direction you wish.

2.) You must wait until at least 3 other people have posted before you can post again.

3.) Incorporate as many EF people into the story line as you can.

4.) Try to make it funny.


Ok here goes.

A few nights ago I went out to have a few drinks and I ran into AAP at a bar. He was sitting there with Samoth and AAP was bitching about all the women who were squirting on the bar stools and saying it wasn't pee.

It appears a large group of the women had all been to a "Fuckerware Party" earlier in the evening and were all trying out the remote controlled vibrators on each other while doing body shots of Sex on the beach.

Just then mountain muscle, needto, pick3, velvet, and heatherae walked in. Next thing you know Phaded, sublimezm, Nathan, Angel and musclemom came out of the bathroom all laughing and pointing at pick3.

Samoth looked at me and said.....

 

[Spartacus]

that bartender reminds me of spartacus

 

[AAP]

And Bigrupe answered "why cause he's on the floor after drinking more than anyone else in this dump?"

Samoth answered "yeah and because all his friends made plans to ditch him."

Sublime makes his way over and asks the girl sitting on the squirty dirty barstool "hey would you like to danc.."

girl - "NO!!"

Sublime "what the fuck?"

Meanwhile, the locals were getting highly agitated due to the fact that Nathan and AAP had decided that they needed, actually every square inch of the dance floor in order to have their ribbon twirling twirloff. Musclemom had her arms raised overhead using her sorcery powers to keep the crowd at a safe distance, AND.. to keep them occupied so they didn't notice Heather going from table to table eating all the peanuts in the snack bowl.

Pick3 was begging for quarters so he could play every George Michael song on the jukebox, at least twice. Which was a no go. We were really a bit put off with his casual attire fashion sense which included white snakeskin cowboy boots with pink bows on the toes.

And then..

 

[Raptorex]

there was an earthquake and you all died.

THE END

 

[AAP]

But wait... there's more.

So we all get to heaven, except Pick3 who chose hell because all the fags go there and he knew the drugs would be plentiful and the music would be kickass...

and upon arriving we meet...

 

[Raptorex]

...the six vestal virgins that were promised, GymGirl, HeatherRae, SuperQT, BlueTA, Velvett and Smuffy, where upon our arrival they asked us to...

 

[Turd Ferguson]

God. Who was really a chick in tight shorts and a halter top. She looked good too. Ample breasts, toned arms and long legs. She was hotter than a 2$ pistol, but then again she was haning in hell. It's really hot in hell so she wanted to dress appropriately. It was time for everyone to be judged for their actions on earth.

 

[heatherrae]

...the six vestal virgins that were promised, GymGirl, HeatherRae, SuperQT, BlueTA, Velvett and Smuffy, where upon our arrival they asked us to...

HeatherRae and Blueta paid little attention to the men there and asked if there would be pie on the buffet tonight.

SuperQT and GymGirl had a T & A party and got quite a few dollars in their garters.

Smuffy and Velvett rolled their eyes at the rest of the silly girls and planned on how to overthrow God and make a woman in charge, as it should be.

 

[BigRupe]

Seeing that hell could not stand to have so many EF people taking over the joint Satan banished everyone back to Earth.

Pick3 was so happy he called his personal trainer, Richard Simmons, to go get a full body massage.

All the women were complaining about the lack of sex in hell and no one got laid and decided a booty call was in order

AAP shook his head and said if I ever....