constipation...........

[rperry]

my girlfriend cant take a shit to save her life shes been dieting for 3 weeks and has only lost 2lbs. she eats a good portion of food each day but only poops put a small piece. i think that has a lot of the reason she cant loose weight because its packed up in her intestinal track....

other than a high fiber diet how can i get her to shit?????? weve tried dieters tea, lots of hot picante sauce, im getting a enema kit a walmart today, any other suggestions, perscritpions or aaaannnnyyyyttthhhhiiiiinnnngggg????????????

 

[spentagn]

Flax seed oil. Or have her eat lots of fruit. One day of high carbs won't hurt her, severe constipation will. If that doesn't work, shove your finger up her ass. If nothing else, you'll probably enjoy it.

 

[barnes3]

Go grab some Saw Palmetto, this should help. You could also feed her laxitives.

barnes3

 

[rperry]

she has tried OTC laxatives and all that dose is make her lottle poops runny but not bigger.

 

[genarr3]

The most important thing to do when running into this problem is....DRINK ALOT OF WATER!!!

 

[rperry]

she drinks about 70ounces of water per day sometimes more. ive tried every remedy i can think of but i think maybe a colin cleansing would help, have any o fyou ever done it? i saw it on jackass on Mtv but never a real operanitonal procedure.

i have saw palmetto and she is taking 2 at the moment. 2, 3x per day and well see. ill get flaxseed oil today also.

any other recomendations?

 

[Gage]

Dude are you looking at her turds dam. Have her use a lax and get on the treadmill or just run awhile. That works for me bro.

 

[XBiker]

I was having similar problems while on this cycle.

I started eating frosted mini wheats with my morning protein shake. It did wonders by giving me enough fiber early in the day to drop a nice duece later in the day.

 

[genarr3]

I was having similar problems while on this cycle.

I started eating frosted mini wheats with my morning protein shake. It did wonders by giving me enough fiber early in the day to drop a nice duece later in the day.

Holy Sheep Shit! What on Gods green earth is happening in your avatar?

 

[rperry]

Gage

no i dont normally check out my girls shit but when she is crying all the time and is having a hard time loosing weight and she thinks its the culprit, damn right im going to look at her shits. i treat her body like i treat mine an if there is a prob im going to get to the root of at as soon as possible to solve it!

and she is doing cardio 5x per week at 60min each. and she has already tried laxatives (OTC) and as i stated earlier in this thread they dont help.

 

[GARAGE GORILLA]

Does she drink any coffee? Coffee usually makes me shit like a goose.

 

[rperry]

ill add that to her routine next week......
sawpalmetto+flaxoil+laxative+100oz. water+pace hot sauce+lots of fruit+5 cups of coffee=shittin a river lets hope!

maybe she should plan to do this on a day when she dose not have class. he he he

after that shes going to the doctor for it, if this does not work

 

[GARAGE GORILLA]

ill add that to her routine next week......
sawpalmetto+flaxoil+laxative+100oz. water+pace hot sauce+lots of fruit+5 cups of coffee=shittin a river [/QUOTE

LOL

 

[the_only_sepe]

look into colonic irrigation, if she wants to lose weight, she probably has at least 5-8lb. of shit packed up in her colon, it is a something you have to do more than once, about 20 times, but you start feeling different after 4.

 

[FISHTALES]

ducolax (sp) dont over dose it.

 

[Rotty]

Bro, you are hearing from the king of bad stomachs. Listen I had major problems with exactly what you are talking about. trust me when I tell you. First thing first, make sure she consumes some fiber in her diet. exp. oatmeal with breakfast, wheat bread with her lunch (if fits into diet) and with dinner have carrots and/or brocolli (speeling). Now most important, go to a pharmacy and purchase a container of orange Metamucil. Take two tablespoons mixed with water twice a day, morning and night. Bro, trust me the Metamucial alone with make her take a big dump. Again, take it from experience and try it.

 

[rperry]

rotty

thanks rotty, did the name come from your stomach problems.............lol im kidding

 

[michaelt]

she aint shitting, cuz all she eats is non fiberous foods probably.