Thank you Bullitt for that gay and utterly useless comment. One of these days you will realize that your attempts at any type of humorous comment are as futile as Nathans desire to be straight.
On a more serious note and do not take this lightly, I graduated from one of the most prestigious universities in this country. Recently, my co-workers and friends have pointed out how my vocabulary has been reduced to poopie, poo, gay and happyscrappy. This is quite alarming and I think it is worth discussing. I think we should arrange a mutually convenient time to schedule a conference call. Nathan please don't use this as an opportunity to have gay phone sex with us.
Thank you for your cooperation.