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Hiatussin

Hiatussin

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I never wore condoms. But I figure I should give it a shot. For anal for instance, even though I´ve done that bare before. Doesn´t mean I should make it a habit.

So I found some condoms lying around the frat house, and I get myself hard watching porn and try and put them on. My penis is simply far too thick for these things. It says normal-average size on them. I can´t even see how the length is, since it can´t possibly unroll, its too tight. on the head of my penis it looks like it´s wearing one of these little jewish hats. its painful getting it over the head, when I do, it´s completely stuck under the edge of it.

I do NOT have a porn sized penis. It´s definately kind of thick for it´s average length but damn, lot of people must have thinnies.

Anyway which condom should I buy? I dont want to look rediculous with an XXXL Trojan that will just fall off either. I need just over average. I never see condoms sold by size. They have different tastes, lubes, thickness, ribs anything but I never see like length and circumference on them.
 
It's normal for a condom to feel a bit tight otherwise she might end up with a rubber squid in her butt. Btw I've never done anal with a condom but it must suck big time lol
 
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I don't know what sizes are available near you but i had the same problem, I've found the 'Large' sized ones (just labelled large) to still be quite tight (but are usable) so perhaps large or XL would be the best. I prefer the large because i don't want to worry of it falling off or anything stupid although as I say they don't seem to be THAT much bigger.

One time I tried to get this girl to put a normal one on my (all sexy like) and she couldn't, so i tried and I just couldn't either...long story short almost 10 mins later we both gave up and went to sleep frustrated and I had a bruised willy :(
 
manny78 said:
It's normal for a condom to feel a bit tight otherwise she might end up with a rubber squid in her butt. Btw I've never done anal with a condom but it must suck big time lol
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I really can´t get it around. I tried both ways around, since you can´t always clearly see if it´s upside down, and I tried for a fairly long time, and have before.

they blow up to be huge, that´s not the problem, I just can´t get that ring to go over the head
 
They make them in extra large....the women will wonder what you have in your pants when you go to buy them!
 
Gymgurl said:
They make them in extra large....the women will wonder what you have in your pants when you go to buy them!
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lol. I saw a cartoon of a girl who would go to the one pharmacy in town that sells XXL condoms and just sit there and wait to see who orders them.
 
I used to struggle a bit with normal condoms getting them on until a g/f of mine suggested I try the magnums. So I did and its much easier. if you are in the 5-6inch range the normal ones should fit, but if you are closing in on 8" or more you need the magnums.

I hate condoms though. :(
 
Considering you can fit a Normal sized condom around your head without it breaking I think that pretty much answers all questions. Unless you are hung like a walrus and your dick is more than 8 inches in Diameter you dont need a larger size condom.

But I wont lie, I have bought the Magnum XL's at my local store to impress this hot girl who worked the counter. Ended up fucking her and had to use the condom and I really didnt even notice any difference to the regular ones. :p
 
Hiatussin said:
I never wore condoms. But I figure I should give it a shot. For anal for instance, even though I´ve done that bare before. Doesn´t mean I should make it a habit.

So I found some condoms lying around the frat house, and I get myself hard watching porn and try and put them on. My penis is simply far too thick for these things. It says normal-average size on them. I can´t even see how the length is, since it can´t possibly unroll, its too tight. on the head of my penis it looks like it´s wearing one of these little jewish hats. its painful getting it over the head, when I do, it´s completely stuck under the edge of it.

I do NOT have a porn sized penis. It´s definately kind of thick for it´s average length but damn, lot of people must have thinnies.

Anyway which condom should I buy? I dont want to look rediculous with an XXXL Trojan that will just fall off either. I need just over average. I never see condoms sold by size. They have different tastes, lubes, thickness, ribs anything but I never see like length and circumference on them.
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LOL, sure you don't have it on BACKWARD? Might actually unroll going the other way. LOL

Anyway, I am sure they come in different sizes. Just have to find the size that fits, on line or in specialty stores. I don't think the pharmacy carries much more than normal.
 
Dude, just go buy you some magnums. If they aint big enough, get the magnum XL's. They are both made by trojan and you can get them about anywhere, even the gas station. I usually get them at CVS or walmart though cuz they got the economy pack and I'd rather buy them less frequently. BTW, they are supposed to be tight so don't go too big. I like to be able to see that big red indention around the base when I take it off. That way I know nothin leaked out. Or in. :)
 
gunnr17 said:
Dude, just go buy you some magnums. If they aint big enough, get the magnum XL's. They are both made by trojan and you can get them about anywhere, even the gas station. I usually get them at CVS or walmart though cuz they got the economy pack and I'd rather buy them less frequently. BTW, they are supposed to be tight so don't go too big. I like to be able to see that big red indention around the base when I take it off. That way I know nothin leaked out. Or in. :)
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what he said

i like to be able to see the serial number on the bottom of the condom im using
 
Wulfgar said:
Considering you can fit a Normal sized condom around your head without it breaking I think that pretty much answers all questions. Unless you are hung like a walrus and your dick is more than 8 inches in Diameter you dont need a larger size condom.

But I wont lie, I have bought the Magnum XL's at my local store to impress this hot girl who worked the counter. Ended up fucking her and had to use the condom and I really didnt even notice any difference to the regular ones. :p
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It takes me literally a full minute or so to put it over the head, with force, by then it has squeezed half the blood right out my cock again. also, then it is shot so tightly right under the edge that I can´t seem to roll it over my foreskin anymore. So I end up trying to stuff that under there bit by bit which hurts and is a total turnoff.

I tried the condoms both ways around.
 
In stores here in town all I see is Durex, and "smile" condoms

fetherlite, ribbed, "easy-on"

Never seen these "magnums"
 
Hey I don't know about the "smile" ones but I know durex condoms are quite small. Def. stay away from them. Man I can find magnums just about anywhere. Check out a pharmacy( cvs, rite aid, I dont know what you have where you are) or check at a place like wal-mart or target or something like that.
 
hey I forgot to mention there is a company that sells "custom fit" condoms. They have a sizing chart online. I used them a few years ago but don't remember the name. I'll try to find that for ya.
 
get the regular magnum, regular ones leave a deep red line around my dick and that can't be good for circulation, magnums fit perfect
 
This thread is totally worthless without pictures of Hiatt's cock, fully erect, with a tape measure around it, preferably with his hand in full view, as well.

I'm calling total bullshit. Major, major fucking bullshit.
 
musclemom said:
This thread is totally worthless without pictures of Hiatt's cock, fully erect, with a tape measure around it, preferably with his hand in full view, as well.

I'm calling total bullshit. Major, major fucking bullshit.
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its 6 inches long, 6.5 at best, but thick. It´s also a bit mushroom shaped, the head being big for the shaft. If i wanted to lie and brag about my penis´I´d have a whole other story for you.
 
Hiatussin said:
its 6 inches long, 6.5 at best, but thick. It´s also a bit mushroom shaped, the head being big for the shaft. If i wanted to lie and brag about my penis´I´d have a whole other story for you.
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You measured the length and didn't measure girth??? :confused:

Frankly, I don't really give a hoot how big a guys dick is ... if you told me you could lick your own eyebrows :rolleyes: I'd be impressed ;)

Happy Easter, Hiatt ... now next time you have a boner get that tape measure out and let's hear the stats ... I have LOTS of metric to U.S. customary converters :qt:
 
yes my g/f made the " normal ones fit" that was uncomfortable it broke so now ht larges fit! yes look around not all condoms are the same size
 
Large mushroom heads can totally have a problem - I say go for the tighter - Better to be safe anyway
 
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