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Condom broke

Why are you having sex with girls who are not on birth control? That is a big no-no for me orb. Girls who are my fuck buddies or who I date need to be on the pill.
 
Jay1 said:
Can I go pick up the pill and slip it in her drink ?
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Uhhh nope... it's not OTC, must be prescribed by a doctor.

Jay1 said:
I think she's trying to lock me down.
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Yeah 'cause I'm sure she wants 9 months of HELL... unless you just won a billion dollars!
 
You're good then. Ovulation doesn't NORMALLY start until the 13th-14th days then ends a few days afterwards. I stress this is normally the case and isn't concrete. I will says that my first GF and I played the counting days game and the first time we did it on the 15th day, she got prego
 
MissJanet79 said:
Uhhh nope... it's not OTC, must be prescribed by a doctor.
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Yeah 'cause I'm sure she wants 9 months of HELL... unless you just won a billion dollars![/QUOTE]

Trust me this is an ex gf and she has said that she wants to have my baby.
 
You and her could sing this as a duet. ;) :evil:

Having my baby
what a lovely way of saying
How much you love me.
Having my baby
what a lovely way of saying
What you're thinking of me.
I can see it your face is glowing

I can see it in your eyes.
I'm happy knowin' that you're having my baby.
You're the woman I love and I love what it's doin' to you.
Having my baby
you're a woman in love and I love
What's goin' through you.
The need inside you
I see it showin'
Oh
the seed inside you
baby
do you feel it growin'
Are you happy in knowin' that you're having my baby?

I'm a woman in love and I love
What it's doin' to me.
Having my baby.
I'm a woman in love and I love
What's goin' through me.

Didn't have to keep it
wouldn't put you through it.
You could have swept it from your life
But you wouldn't do it
no
you wouldn't do it.
And you're having my baby.

I'm a woman in love and I love
 
Jay1 said:
Yeah 'cause I'm sure she wants 9 months of HELL... unless you just won a billion dollars!
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Trust me this is an ex gf and she has said that she wants to have my baby.[/QUOTE]

DAMN! Red flag! Watch out for chicks like that... was it her condom? She probably poked a hole through it with a pin before fucking you (you can do this while its still in the wrapper).

Trust me on this... I know all abotu psycho chicks. Just ask youself WWBBFD?
 
Hmmm.... my posts are starting to resemble tiger88's. Time to work on my typing and grammar again.
 
never talk to hera gain, and then after a month, put on all black and one of those burgelor ski masks and punch her in the stomach hard enough to knock her out.

no more baby
 
SublimeZM said:
never talk to hera gain, and then after a month, put on all black and one of those burgelor ski masks and punch her in the stomach hard enough to knock her out.

no more baby
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Yeah just remember to sleep w/ one eye open - otherwise you may never wake up after that!! :worried:
 
Jay1 said:
Her period was about 4 days and ended about 2 days ago.
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unless its me, you're probably safe.
i can get preggers by looking at the men's room sign.
 
becoming's avatar said:
unless its me, you're probably safe.
i can get preggers by looking at the men's room sign.
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dang! :(
 
becoming's avatar said:
unless its me, you're probably safe.
i can get preggers by looking at the men's room sign.
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How do you know this? Have you got prego over and over again while taking precautions?
 
I would have her go to a clinic or the Dr and get some emergency contraception (which is going to be a high does of the pill)...chance of her bing pregnant depends on her cycle..women who get their period every 21 days can get pregnant even durring their period due to the life of the sperm...if she is 28 days or later you should be fine,
 
superdave said:
How do you know this? Have you got prego over and over again while taking precautions?
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well..yeah.
3 times.
 
Seashell said:
So umm... call me Captain Obvious..but maybe you should stop sleeping with her hmm?
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You said captain obvious that rocks, I say that to people all the time.

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
Seashell said:
So umm... call me Captain Obvious..but ?
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Ok...here goes.

captain_obvious_to_the_rescue.gif
 
You guys can actually cum w/o wanting to? I can have sex for 4 hours and only let it go whenever *i* want to. On-demand baby. :)
 
BodyByFinaplix said:
Trust me this is an ex gf and she has said that she wants to have my baby.
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DAMN! Red flag! Watch out for chicks like that... was it her condom? She probably poked a hole through it with a pin before fucking you (you can do this while its still in the wrapper).

Trust me on this... I know all abotu psycho chicks. Just ask youself WWBBFD?[/QUOTE]



I just spit up my water all over my keyboard and screen :FRlol:
 
Razorguns said:
You guys can actually cum w/o wanting to? I can have sex for 4 hours and only let it go whenever *i* want to. On-demand baby. :)
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uh, bro, i always wanna cum. yeah, sure, sometimes it's not exactly when i would like it to happen, but the goal in the first place is to cum. so i wouldn't really say that i was cumming and didn't want to.
 
yeah be careful. my friend had sex with this mexican chick once -- and she kept trying to poke a hole in the condom so she could get pregnant.
 
Razorguns said:
yeah be careful. my friend had sex with this mexican chick once -- and she kept trying to poke a hole in the condom so she could get pregnant.
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Yep I commented on that already. There are some crazy chicks out there.
 
only ever broke a rubber once, and i was kind of worried for a few weeks afterwards. i wasn't worried one bit about getting the chick pregnant though. i was more worried my dick was going to turn green and fall off. at least i wasn't in there very long after it broke. i realized something felt a bit different so i pulled out to check.
 
It was a condom that the hospital gives out for free. She didnt mess with it I had it. Ive had many condoms break on me btw. I'm not dumb but in the heat of the moment alot of guys think with the wrong head. If only I wouldve had a glow in the dark WWBBFD bracelet !
 
learn to put them on correctly or use some more lube. condoms are pretty damn strong, so breaking them shouldn't happen often.

oh wait, that's right, this is EF and everyone here thinks that the Trojan Magnum XXLs are too small :rolleyes:
 
Obviously I agree with missjanet. If it has been 5 or more days since the end of her period, don't sweat it. 4 days would be cutting it close. Good luck.
 
crak600 said:
learn to put them on correctly or use some more lube. condoms are pretty damn strong, so breaking them shouldn't happen often.

oh wait, that's right, this is EF and everyone here thinks that the Trojan Magnum XXLs are too small :rolleyes:
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Not me... I need a rubber band when I use the magnum XXL's to keep them from slipping off.
 
Ice Cube said:
Nine months later she's ready to drop the load
And everybody in the hood already knows
It's supposed to be mine so they laughing at me
You know Ice Cube can't be having that G
I'm thinking to myself why did I bang her
Now I'm in the closet looking for the hanger
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crak600 said:
use those little finger condoms bro. cheaper and they work wonders, you just have to apply your own lube.
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Cool...good idea...this chick gave me a rash on my finger once... wish I would have had one of those handy that night....
 
Jay1 said:
She's just coming off her period. What are the chances of her being pregnant?
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How does it feel to have triplets? Not a good feelin' huh? Better think with your brain and not with your HEAD!
 
coldblue1955 said:
How does it feel to have triplets? Not a good feelin' huh? Better think with your brain and not with your HEAD!
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you need to be castrated with a rusty spoon for the threads you pick to bump.
 
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