Comprehensive list of "rate me sites"

[the nature boy]

i bet no matter how nasty the dump, if she was hot, dudes would eat a mile of it to see the source. or at least put, "hey baby, lets make poo together" or something.

 

[kronk]

http://www.ratemyrack.com

LOL, did you see the update on that page about star wars and gay stuff. Funny, someone should post it at the stardestroyer.net.

george lucas - the gay man's guru

you've seen star wars episode 2: attack of the clones (bones)? well, i did, and i'm not saying it's bad so much as i'm saying it's gay. don't get me wrong...i'm down with that, though i do find it odd that something like the star wars franchise has been associated with other american icons like apple pie and john wayne (don't get me started on that one), in spite of its overtly homosexual themes.

that's right...homosexual.

for the purposes of this update, i'm going to try to avoid such glaringly obvious things such as the remarkably phallic nature of the light sabre. i'm also going to stick to episode 2, thus ruling out any outdated references (though still valid) to chewbacca who is clearly a masturbation fiend (taking the hairy palms idea to the extreme). i think even with these unneccessary restrictions, you'll get what i'm getting at.

let's start simple. how many female characters are in this movie? think hard...that's right - one: queen/senator amadala. what does she do in this movie? well, i'll tell what she does for me - she gets on my fucking nerves. i've seen natalie portman do a fine acting job in other films, but her porn-quality delivery of lucas' porn-quality dialogue makes me want to puke. and why? because lucas is trying to ruin her career. he hates women and he wants them all to die. so, even those among us who are not gay, find ourselves willing her off the screen so we can get to some hot, guy on guy on action.

along similar lines, we have samuel jackson playing mace windu. forget for a second that his name sounds like some sort of gay bondage device, and take a look at him for a second. his head is cleanly shaven; he's dressed in loose fitting flesh toned robes. open your eyes people!! lucas has dressed the man up like a penis. not only that, the deep soulful voice of jackson represents exactly what every man imagines his penis would sound like, if it were to ever actually speak. oh yah...he loves him some penis, yes he do.

let's move onto the bots...
c3po and r2d2 are both clearly male, clearly homosexual robots. listen to 3po's voice, for crying out loud. also, please notice when they're walking side by side how tall r2 is compared to 3po...notice where his "head" hits 3po when he faces him. lastly, let's not overlook the insanely obvious penis shape of r2d2. i have to confess that even *i* look at the shape of r2 and think that, properly lubed, i could probably use him for a thing or two.

i could go on all day, pointing out lucas' need to make some young boy the central character in all of his movies, the shape of darth vader's helmet or the real true meaning of grand moff tarkin, but i'll spare you the details.

 

[NY Muscle]

Speaking of star wars anyone see that crap that has been playing on Pay Per View the past month or so? Its star wars but the characters are all thumbs? Its disturbing to say the least lol

 

[Dooley]

Hours and Hours of entertainment lie on that site. Oh boy!

 

[Norman Bates]

because lucas is trying to ruin her career. he hates women and he wants them all to die.

Oh my god, is Georg Lucas Citruscide?

 

[Lestat]

Great list!

 

[hardrock]

fleshvote.com

 

[the nature boy]

fleshvote.com

dude, that site is wicked hot.

 

[Dr.M]

www.ratemypoo.com

LoL, I was wondering if this one would be covered, heard about it on Stern.

 

[JDarty6173]

Forgive me, but I must post this disturbing pic from RatemyPoo.com

How could this possibly come from a human? And I thought I had a high protein diet...