Coming to you directly from the Mothership...

[AGENT SHAGWELL]

Top of the Chocolate Milky Way, 500,000 kilowatts of P.Funk-power.
So kick back, dig, while we do it to you in your eardrums.
And me? I'm known as Lollipop Man, alias the Long-Haired Sucker.
My motto is:

 

[JohnnyO]

I don't have a clue .. must have been before my time.

 

[Gilbyag]

shit, I can hear this one in my head but I cant remember it!

 

[AGENT SHAGWELL]

Make my funk the P.Funk
I wants to get funked up.

aww damn...no dog catchers here huh....

 

[JohnnyO]

is this the Atomic Dog? I don't know the words to that.

 

[AGENT SHAGWELL]

actually its not the atomic dog....but I thought the lyrics of the one I wanna get Funked Up, would be more obvious with the mother ship and P Funk and all....but I was wrong...

Have to say George has got crazy songs out there.....even one about body builders....

Pleasure's the motivation for the human race
Everything starts and ends with sex and appeal
Feeling good is the bait, Satan uses to fish for you and me
Comfort is the poison when it's the spirit he wants to kill

There's a tidal wave of mysticism
Surging through our jet-aged generation
It's all designed to take us to the sky

There's such a need for us to feel nice and it's getting better
We got to have it more than we ought to
The preacher keeps promisin' satisfaction
The ladies keep giving up the gratifaction
You know what? I'm feeling better by the pound

There's a tidal wave of mysticism
Surging through our jet-aged generation
It's all designed to take us to the sky

You know what? I'm feeling better by the pound
I'm feeling better by the pound

Joyful is the hocus pocus that's haunting all mankind
Said he couldn't be what he needs to be you see
He and only he is free
Well, he who is truly free
Say, free from the need to be free

There's a tidal wave of mysticism
Surging through our jet-aged generation
It's all designed to take us to the sky

 

[AGENT SHAGWELL]

what is a thunderwave.....I've heard of thunder....heard of waves...even tsunamis.....

Tsunamis are large water waves, typically generated by seismic activity. But A tsunami can be generated by any disturbance that displaces a large water mass from its equilibrium position. In the case of earthquake-generated tsunamis, the water column is disturbed by the uplift or subsidence of the sea floor. Submarine landslides, which often accompany large earthquakes, as well as collapses of volcanic edifices, can also disturb the overlying water column as sediment and rock slump downslope and are redistributed across the sea floor. Similarly, a violent submarine volcanic eruption can create an impulsive force that uplifts the water column and generates a tsunami. Last one....1998 Papua New Guinea.

Ironically tsnaumis are very much misunderstood as a natural phenomenon. The term "tidal wave" is a misnomer; although a tsunami's impact upon a coastline is dependent upon the tidal level at the time a tsunami strikes, tsunamis are unrelated to the tides. Tides result from the imbalanced, extraterrestrial, gravitational influences of the moon, sun, and planets.

The term "seismic sea wave" is also isleading. "Seismic" implies an earthquake-related generation mechanism, but a tsunami can also be caused by a nonseismic event, such as a landslide or meteorite impact.

 

[YellowD]

All your smurf are belong to smurf?

 

[WODIN]

Shags I well agree wit ya on P FUNK!!! The man is da shiznat!!!!