comic book geeks

[NAWFkappy]

Superman would beat the Hulk, no problem. Wolverine could kick the everlasting shit out of all of them, cept for maybe colossus. That would be close.

As for Star Wars vs Star Trek, Han Solo is wayyyy cooler and a much better pilot than captain kirk. The jedi dominate all. Darth Vader is the greatest villain of all time, fuck the borg, fuck anyone else. (since the borg dominate all there, everyone else falls into line) The guys with PhDs is physics and what not can debate it all they want. The guys with the lightsabers deflect energy blasts, no matter what.

Now, heres a couple of questions.......

How would a jedi fare against an automatic rifle, firing small metal objects?

How would wolverine fare against a jedi, since the lightsaber is capable of heating up the adamantium to be destroyed?

And Buffy could kick all their asses, no problem. God im a geek. Bowling and lazer tag anyone?

 

[JOKER47]

Dude, that ain't shit. Want to hear some weird ass Twilight Zone shit?

My stepmom GAVE AWAY my Star Wars figures, playsets, GI JOE figures and weapons/vehicles. In addition to my comic book collection when my father divorced her. (she gave away a bunch of his shit too...) I was 14 then... I had a total of 38 StarWar/GI Joe figures and 15 assorted vehicles for both sets. (like most kids, I combined the two factions into one big adventure all the time)

I was pissed.

11 years later at age 25, at a ratty ass side auction near Lake Lanier with me ex (the last trip we ever took - amazing because I dumped him three weeks after and it was his idea to stop here.. some good came out of him after all), We were sitting there and a Star Wars poster (signed by the crew and film cast) failed to bring in over $5. The man auctioning it said "people aren't collecting this now-days... they want that new shit. I got a bunch of shit in the truck I can't get rid of". Naturally I went out there and was looking around with him... he had all kind of Starwars and action figure shit. Heman, Micronauts, etc... He mentioned that he had some stuff in a box that he would give me for $10 if I knew some kids that wanted it. Said that he couldn't sell it because it had some initials scratched on every piece... I looked in that box and almost fainted. It was MY collection. Every piece had MA on it where my father scratched my initials in it so other children would not think it was theirs when they came to play. Every single piece 38 figures, 15 vehicles were in that box. Nothing else. Even the weapons.. like the Sandman's crowbar and stuff. I couldn't believe it.

When I got in the car and my ex looked in the box, he was like "what did you buy this for?" I was like.. "shut up, you couldn't comprehend it."

But I never did find my comic collection. (and my dad never got back any of shit either.)

That's really wierd........

 

[TheProject]

AAP, that is a damned freaky story...

So what'd you do with the stuff? Is it stored, displayed, what?

How would a jedi fare against an automatic rifle, firing small metal objects?

Okay, time to show my true geekdom here:

It's commonly accepted (while not officially canon) that a Jedi could not deflect bullets with a light saber. Something about that trick only working with energy, I forget.

Now, it stands to reason that because a Jedi has telekinetic ability, that he/she could stop them at advanced levels. Just not the kind of trick you'd want to fuck up tho.

 

[JOKER47]

It's commonly accepted (while not officially canon) that a Jedi could not deflect bullets with a light saber. Something about that trick only working with energy, I forget.

Didn't light sabers cut through metal? If that's the case, they could just melt the bullet when it came at them.

Now, it stands to reason that because a Jedi has telekinetic ability, that he/she could stop them at advanced levels. Just not the kind of trick you'd want to fuck up tho.

Yoda could do it......Yoda is bad-ass.....


Joker

 

[TheProject]

Didn't light sabers cut through metal? If that's the case, they could just melt the bullet when it came at them.

Well, but if you'll notice, it wasn't an instantaneous melting...it took time.

I *think* the explanation is that because of the velocity at which a bullet travels, even if they could move fast enough to hit it, it would not be in contact with the energy long enough to do anything.

Yoda could do it......Yoda is bad-ass.....

Yeah, as long as he's not fighting with a light saber. Then he just looks like a gummi bear on crack.

 

[JOKER47]

Well, but if you'll notice, it wasn't an instantaneous melting...it took time.

I *think* the explanation is that because of the velocity at which a bullet travels, even if they could move fast enough to hit it, it would not be in contact with the energy long enough to do anything.

That's true. I forgot it took a little time. Possibly, if it's "hot" enough, it might slow the bullet some, and give the Jedi time to use "The Force" to dodge it. Like you can feel some "resistance" when you run your finger through a candle flame.

Yeah, as long as he's not fighting with a light saber. Then he just looks like a gummi bear on crack.

That was actually my favorite part of the movie. That little toad all flippin' around and shit.

Joker

 

[TheProject]

That's true. I forgot it took a little time. Possibly, if it's "hot" enough, it might slow the bullet some, and give the Jedi time to use "The Force" to dodge it. Like you can feel some "resistance" when you run your finger through a candle flame.





That was actually my favorite part of the movie. That little toad all flippin' around and shit.

Joker

I have a friend that's a huge SW geek...I'll have to ask him for the full explanation.

I was really disappointed in Ep 2...thought it could've been much better.

 

[JOKER47]

I have a friend that's a huge SW geek...I'll have to ask him for the full explanation.

I was really disappointed in Ep 2...thought it could've been much better.

I'm not a huge fan, but I always get a kick out of Yoda.

 

[The Sun Devil]

Superman.....Hulk is way over rated .......the THING would beat his ass.

 

[dusty2]

green hulk is stupid and slow. superman would win. gray hulk is smarter but since most people love superman the most superman would still win the battle.