Comedians that suck

[sweed]

these people have years to come up with stuff and it sucks... i think my Johnson can do better stuff than them.


Have you ever been to a store and there is a person who greets you.. whats up with that. they are getting paid for saying "hey, whats goin on"
then there are people for getting paid for saying , " can i help you with something"
ya they need a hot girl in a store that says , "hey can i help u in the dressing room and say "hey what's up" to your cock"

now i just thought of that in 2 seconds.. maybe more, but its a lot better than the stuff these veteran comics come up with.. damn

 

[from zero]

Female comics. 9 times out of 10, they're incredibly boring.

 

[TheProject]

Golly, this thread is hysterical.

 

[havoc]

Golly, this thread is hysterical.

 

[Robert Jan]

Most female comedians are not funny because most women are not funny.

Most women are not funny because it's not a requirement for them to be funny in order to be popular in normal social life.

It's not a requirement for them because they are to look good and shut up.

A good female comedian is really the ultimate Feminist.

So fuck them anyway.

 

[Robert Jan]

Comedians that suck

Lenny Bruce
Andrew Dice Clay
Jim Carrey
Lesley Nielsen
Benny Hill
Lebbes & Jansen (Dutch)

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

Lesley Nielsen was a comedian?

 

[InTraining]

Jim Carrey is horrible...never understood why he was considered funny

 

[Robert Jan]

I assumed he was trying to be funny in the Naked Gun movies.
Then again you're right, I'm not sure what he was doing.

 

[Zebo]

Adam Sandler.

Not even a comedian really. He just sings stupid songs in a stupid voice.

IMO.

 

[Robert Jan]

Weird al Yankovic is pretty lame and supposedly funny.

 

[TheProject]

Weird al Yankovic is pretty lame and supposedly funny.

Don't be hating on Weird Al.

 

[ChefWide]

George Bush.

 

[JarHed]

Carrot Top =

 

[The Shadow]

Margaret Cho

 

[Olsen Twins Banger]

Jim Carrey is horrible...never understood why he was considered funny

funny in standup..dont know never seen him


funny in movies yes very funny

 

[slickdadd]

Gilbert Godfried.

 

[PIGEON-RAT]

Adam Sandler.

Not even a comedian really. He just sings stupid songs in a stupid voice.

IMO.

he's a no talent bum and i don't know why he keeps getting work. it looks like lately he hasn't been though

 

[perkele]

Most female comedians are not funny because most women are not funny.

Sarah Silverman rulez!

 

[PIGEON-RAT]

jews and blacks are funniest

 

[slickdadd]

Sarah Silverman rulez!

There are exceptions to every rule. She is actually funny.

 

[RaZor Ramon]

Janine Garofalo is a female comedic that I found to be pretty funny. I think she's pretty hot too although she tries to play it down.

 

[Robert Jan]

So where can i download a show by this sarah silverman?

 

[RaZor Ramon]

he's a no talent bum and i don't know why he keeps getting work. it looks like lately he hasn't been though

50 First Dates was just a few months ago. The movie was pretty good. It was a little different for Adam Sandler but I liked his other movies too.