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code - how do i love thee? let me count the ways...

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Modern Love Poem


A Trite Redundant Poem With a Laughable Excuse For a StructureAddressed To Absolutely No One in Particular and Whose Only Redeeming Value is That It's Short
a.k.a. A Modern Love Poem

My dearest darling with long dark hair and eyes azure,
My love for you is eternal, tried, and sure.
I stare into the infinite depths of your eyes,
But I often find my gaze directed at your thighs.

Everyone appreciates your unsurpassed beauty and grace,
Your perfect rippling form and enchanting face.
Some say beauty is fleeting, and boy do I agree.
Your personality sucks, so when you're 40, with you I will not be.

My sweet, how do I love thee? Let me count the ways...
One...uh...one...hmm...number one...gimme a chance... how about the
way your body sways?

Let me once more restate my love for you.
65% of the time, to you I'm true.
There is no other man with whom I lay,
At least, not at this particular time of day.

My dear, you're absolutely the best.
How 'bout accompanying me to the next Centralfest?
(That is, unless I don't have another date)
The events that brought us together must have been fate.

I love you, I love you, I love you.
You're the greatest, Jim, I mean Jerry, I mean Frank.
 
Hahaha!

Ahh, my babydoll I miss you. Are we getting back together again?
I mean, the divorce isn't final or anything.....:)
 
To paraphrase the romantic stylings of Phish:

I've been sleeping diagonal in our bed.
 
Nimrod25 said:


Ugh, your wit is comparable to your sex appeal. Both are non-existent.
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i still remember what you said to me on msn honey... sorry i'm taken though.







code and i are in love dot... with your wife's ass... and each other.

isn't that right snookums? :kiss:
 
I hate having to look through the posts of people I have on Ignore.

Nimmy, whats with the hate. Don't you have anything better to do?
 
Nimrod25 said:


I don't use MSN, twat.
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ok, the chatroom that bouncer set up. sorry i had to get so specific for ya. ;)



code, he's just pissy because his mum grounded him again because she found his stash of aas... that or the gay porn.
 
smallmovesal said:


ok, the chatroom that bouncer set up. sorry i had to get so specific for ya. ;)



code, he's just pissy because his mum grounded him again because she found his stash of aas... that or the gay porn.
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Wow your annoying, first off, Amaf got caught with gear, not me. So get it straight, and stop latching onto false rumors as your only means of ammo, your pathetic.

Btw, hows that IP Anavar treating you? Such a shame it was anadrol. Nothing worse than a bloated he-bitch with a mini-dick. Bet its a bitch to tuck into those granny panties.
 
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Nimrod25 said:



Wow your[sic] annoying.

Btw, hows[sic] that IP Anavar treating you? Such a shame it was anadrol. Nothing worse than a bloated he-bitch with a mini-dick. Bet its[sic] a bitch to tuck into those granny panties.
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thanks for following my posts/life son... :kiss:

hey, you know you'd love to suck my mini cock if you had the chance.
 
smallmovesal said:


hey, you know you'd love to suck my mini cock if you had the chance.
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Im sure its hard at work in your twat, since thats the closest youll ever get to real male penetration.

Btw, Im sending you an early birthday present......

A bottle of Vodka and 20 Vicodin....

Get it right this time.
 
sk* said:


OK shorty, I don't think you want to compete with me on getting girls. :rolleyes:

Most girls are taller than you anyway.
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I overcome my height in many ways don't you worry.

As for competing with you, Let me know when your in NY, ill have a good laugh watching you get shut down all night.
 
smallmovesal said:


word. so funny to see this since he was hitting on me on bouncer's chat board not long ago... :)
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Come on smalls, don't you remember second grade?
When the boys would pull the hair of the little girl they had a crush on. :)


I guess nimrod still uses that approach.:confused:
 
Sounds like little nimmy is just jealous.
Sokay Nimmy, I'm sure you can score with some local to you.
So put your hate down and get a beer.
 
sk* said:


Why are you so confident that I will be shut down? You really haven't even seen me, but I have seen you. Trust me when I say you are no competition.
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Anyone who brags about their looks on a chat board is ugly and insecure. Btw, I have read some of your posts about reltaionships, your a pathetic doormat.
 
Code said:
Sounds like little nimmy is just jealous.
Sokay Nimmy, I'm sure you can score with some local to you.
So put your hate down and get a beer.
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For someone who has me on ignore, your nose is pretty damn far up my ass.
 
Sk*

Your realing hurting me, I had no idea I was short until you told me. Tool.

Smalls, for the last time listen up whore.

Amaf got caught, I dont hide my use and my parents support me.

Btw,

so what'd your 'mummy' think of your recent suicide threats? i bet she was crossing her fingers in hopes you'd follow through with it
 
Nimrod25 said:
Sk*

Your realing hurting me, I had no idea I was short until you told me. Tool.

Smalls, for the last time listen up whore.

Amaf got caught, I dont hide my use and my parents support me.

Btw,

so what'd your 'mummy' think of your recent suicide threats? i bet she was crossing her fingers in hopes you'd follow through with it
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Nimrod, tell us what big, bad smalls did to you to cause so much anger and hostillity?

You can tell us and we promise to make her stop picking on you.

You just have to open up to us, we want to help you.:angel:

Get it all out in the open so it doesn't make you into a bitter and resentful man......






Oh yeah, I'm sorry for that slip, while it may be too late for that, we can still help you.
 
I think we need to arrange an intervention for Nimmy.
I'm sure there's a 12 step program for him out there, maybe one that lets him come to grips with the genital warts he got from his mom.
 
look big man, you little internet stud, suicide is serious - if anyone in your family attempted suicide you wouldn't be acting like this.

secondly, how is november recent?

thirdly, i think what's more important is that i am healthy and happy again.

unless you've lived through depression or seen someone live through it, you cannot judge.

what is with your little personal vendetta anyway?

i hadn't even been in contact with you and you jumped in and gave me -5 billion karma that one time... i'd like to know why.

actually i know why. internet insults are not the way to my heart big man. when you are of drinking age and actually sleep with a woman maybe come talk to me and i'll consider listening.
 
Sorry code, but 12 step programs are for alcoholics. You know, like that drunken uncle that made you touch his dirty spot. Im guessing your one Altar boy that would request a gay priest.


Smalls,

I got to you, my job is done.
 
Actually 12 step programs are for pretty much every social disease. But then they haven't covered that in Health class yet.
 
Well its way past my bed time, so I can't play anymore people. I hope I haven't left any permanat scars. Smalls, seek help, and Sk* keep up that confidence bud, maybe one day you will actually believe your own hype.

Peace Tools.

(Yes I said "tool" again)
 
"At least we don't associate with 160pound child molesters who scams people from dirty mexican vet gear. I am sure you know what I mean."

OUCH!
 
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