Co-workers Taking Dumps at Work...

[bodytemple75]

Up until about a year ago, I was working for a large pharmacuitical company, here in N.J.. Really nice complex they had there, and the environment was spacious, and seemed friendly enough. Every morning, I would go to the bathroom to take a piss or sometime throughout that day to. Maybe it's me but,... I never saw so many people "lined" up to take a shit in my life. I used to leave disgusted. That bathroom used to reek like turd. I used to run out of there practically choking, eyes watery. If you have to go, that's understandable, but I assumed most of these guys would have preferred to shit at home, or not made it a religion. This happened (no exaggeration) every day, and usually by the same guys. I used to think it was funny, but at the same time I was really grossed out. I know barthrooms are for these purposes, obviously,....but who wants to make it a regular "duty" to shit in a public rest room? Yuck!

 

[gonelifting]

yeah that would suck. My guess is their morning coffee start the ball (or bowel) rolling. lol

 

[bodytemple75]

Oh,...BTW

Not making this one up......


What started this off, was as I was taking a piss one ,morning, I glanced at my feet in a daze..., and saw from the other stall, a turd fall on the floor next to me, as the guy in the other stall must have missed, and shit on the floor. How he could have missed? Don't ask... Who knows. Anyway,...the smell was fast, and almost induced me to vomit ASAP. Fastest piss I took in my life.




Oh BTW....Don't you guys hate how public rest room doors open "INWARD" not outward? When I use a stall, I don't want to touch "anything." Nothing... This is always rather difficult when you are standing there, thying to get out of the stall.

 

[biteme]

Oh,...BTW

Not making this one up......


What started this off, was as I was taking a piss one ,morning, I glanced at my feet in a daze..., and saw from the other stall, a turd fall on the floor next to me, as the guy in the other stall must have missed, and shit on the floor. How he could have missed? Don't ask... Who knows. Anyway,...the smell was fast, and almost induced me to vomit ASAP. Fastest piss I took in my life.




Oh BTW....Don't you guys hate how public rest room doors open "INWARD" not outward? When I use a stall, I don't want to touch "anything." Nothing... This is always rather difficult when you are standing there, thying to get out of the stall.

LOL hard.

 

[bodytemple75]

(laughing)

Bro, I know..... I was sweating and everything! I just started pissing when his shit just happened to land. Thing was, it was one of those long pisses you have from drinking water all day. I started to gag, and when I got into the hall, I must have looked like I was crying. later I laughed about it,...but the people who first saw me as I came out of the bathroom may have had a good laugh, if they knew to put 2 & 2 together. I would have...
(lol)

 

[SoreArms]

I used to not shit at work and hold it 'till I got home. Now, I shit at work every day, its much healthier for me. There's a certain time of the day that my body likes to go at, and I have a "favorite" stall (its the one in the back, against the wall). Sometimes, I even sit there for about 10 mins. reading the news on my pocket PC.

 

[broley]

There's a guy at work that has Crohnes. Crohn's disease causes the intestines to empty frequently, resulting in diarrhea.
He is always in the bathroom. When he gets done he leaves the door open and turns the light/fan off. No idea why.
Then there is this orange spray that is supposed to cover up the smell. It doesn't. It just makes it smell like orange shit.
It is literally like someone died.
Now when I smell oranges I think of work.

 

[MAX 300]

Why the hell did I have to click on this topic so early in the morning?

What the fuck am I doing on this forum at this time anyway. Excuse my rambling I've got to go to puke, I mean work now.

 

[danielson]

sadly i end up going a alot as well...every time i eat it makes my bowels work...

no way round it. i fuking hate it when some fuck has pissed everywhere though....and i hate taking a crap with anyone else around too, ive had to do it as well. my bowels just dont work well in the early morning!

enough scaztology for today!

 

[jackangel]

Oh,...BTW

Not making this one up......


What started this off, was as I was taking a piss one ,morning, I glanced at my feet in a daze..., and saw from the other stall, a turd fall on the floor next to me, as the guy in the other stall must have missed, and shit on the floor. How he could have missed? Don't ask... Who knows. Anyway,...the smell was fast, and almost induced me to vomit ASAP. Fastest piss I took in my life.

LOLOLOL hahahahaha. no way.

 

[Bella Michela]

Up until about a year ago, I was working for a large pharmacuitical company, here in N.J.. Really nice complex they had there, and the environment was spacious, and seemed friendly enough. Every morning, I would go to the bathroom to take a piss or sometime throughout that day to. Maybe it's me but,... I never saw so many people "lined" up to take a shit in my life. I used to leave disgusted. That bathroom used to reek like turd. I used to run out of there practically choking, eyes watery. If you have to go, that's understandable, but I assumed most of these guys would have preferred to shit at home, or not made it a religion. This happened (no exaggeration) every day, and usually by the same guys. I used to think it was funny, but at the same time I was really grossed out. I know barthrooms are for these purposes, obviously,....but who wants to make it a regular "duty" to shit in a public rest room? Yuck!

Leave it up to my boyfriend to start a post like this.
Babe nothings worse then the x roommate!

 

[jenscats5]

There was a guy on the same floor (different office) who would take food into the men's room & eat it...........GROSS!!!!

 

[vinylgroover]

At a place i used to work for a few years ago, i got into work real early one Monday morning, put in my security key to call the lift, and when the lift doors opened, a pile of shit was staring me in the face.........just sitting in the middle of the lift. The stench was incredible. It was quite fresh too...........steam was still coming off the turd.