CNN News Bulletin

[Formula]

At a hastily called press conference this morning, Taliban Minister of Emigration, Mohammed Omar, warned the United States that if any more military action was taken against Afghanistan, Taliban authorities would not hesitate to cut off America's supply of convenience store managers.

 

[GinNJuice]

As long as they don't cut off our supply of cab drivers

 

[chesty]

Darn. Too bad, I already pump my own gas and dont' drink icees.

 

[HUCKLEBERRY FINNaplex]

LOL...

 

[Badkins21]

Bwaaaaahahahahaha...

I think the Simpsons should have an episode where Homer decides to kick Abu's ass, LOL!

 

[Weapon X]

Badkins, Apu is Hindu.

 

[gymtime]

At a hastily called press conference this morning, Taliban Minister of Emigration, Mohammed Omar, warned the United States that if any more military action was taken against Afghanistan, Taliban authorities would not hesitate to cut off America's supply of convenience store managers.

"You may emerge from my chips. Your opportunity to become a hero is long gone." - Apu