I can see the Headlines now:
FBI sting nets Prescription Drug & Fake Steroid Dealer
An afternoon raid today ended in the arrest of a Prescription Drug & Fake Steroid Dealer who is also being booked on sodomy, child molestation, and reckless endangerment of a minor, and fondling the mentally handicapped charges. He was found at the scene with a skinny, dim-witted adolescent who was bent over a chair with his pants around his ankles. He answers to the name AMAF and it is thought that he is retarded. A syringe and cotton swabs were found nearby and tested to mostly contain bacon grease. Upon hearing the news of the syringe contents, AMAF called the dealer a M0F0, and drew him a picture with a smiley face in between 2 hands with the middle finger extended.