Cloneing

[HighIntensity]

if you parents could have made you from cloneing, what 5 peoples DNA would you want to make you up.

 

[Lao Tzu]

hmmm. hard to say.



tony robbins
jay gould
buddha

i don't know beyond that.

 

[Taps]

Micheal Jordan -- I ain't got no game.
John Holmes -- On account of his 13" dick.
Bill Gates -- He's brilliant and succusful.
Jesus Christ -- Talk about great bloodlines.
Sthphen King -- I admire his writing.

 

[Lao Tzu]

john dillinger had a bigger penis. it was so big that when he got an erection, he would pass out from lack of blood flow to the brain.

 

[HighIntensity]

taps, you'd be one smart, tall, well indowed, successfull ugly MOFO where's the looks bro

 

[Taps]

Jordan's a good looking guy, and I bet ol' JC had a way with the ladies.

And who's gonna go up to a fucking gangster and tell him he has a small dick? I bet Dillinger was just average, but nobody had the guts to tell him.

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

Actually I plan on cloning myself in a few years and then I will raise myself the way I wanted my parents to!

 

[Lao Tzu]

And who's gonna go up to a fucking gangster and tell him he has a small dick? I bet Dillinger was just average, but nobody had the guts to tell him.

apparently you are right. damn.

http://www.snopes2.com/sex/penile/dilling.htm

jesus did have a way with the ladies. homeless, insane, socially scorned. he was the apple of every prostitute's eye.

i wonder if he masturbated. people don't like thinking of stuff like that. did mother teresa masturbate? did jesus? did he use spit, or butter, or what. i hope he didn't dry masturbate. that peels the skin.

 

[HighIntensity]

Nord,

sick but funny, don't disrespect JC

 

[5 Star General]

THE STEEL BEAST
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Albert Einstein
Edgar Allan Poe
Marlon Brando

 

[Lao Tzu]

THE STEEL BEAST
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Albert Einstein
Edgar Allan Poe
Marlon Brando

ah.

 

[5 Star General]

jesus was just a man who duped a bunch of people into nonsense.

 

[Lao Tzu]

Nord,

sick but funny, don't disrespect JC

sorry

 

[Celt]

DNA SHAKE....

1. Peter North
2. Michael O'Hearn
3. Jesus Christ
4. William Wallace
5. Jennifer Lopez.... so I could have an ass that wouldn't quit! j/k