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HappyScrappy
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I hate christmas.
I like it when it is over and warm out.
I like it when it is over and warm out.
notoriousQQ
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Time spent with loved ones are the memories that i cherish. Materialistic possessions are lost and tarnished over time and fade away. Either that or else I just get really shitty gifts.
Randy_Spears
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CYBERNIGG said:
I used to be materialistic but now I see there is more to life. Like pussy, food, and alcohol.
Dont forget weed, cigs, and cola bruh!
HappyScrappy
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It bothers me that people consider this the time of cheer and goodwill to others. Why not have that be all the time? Hell, you could reserve Christmas then to be an asshole to everyone else.
Also, people want this and want that, and then return whatever they get when they don't get what they want.
They put things on their credit cards and drive up their debt all in order to try and get someone else what they think they might want, knowing full well that they likely will end up not liking it or wanting to return it.
Basically it is a high stress time, and it should be relaxing.
I go with the flow, I buy people presents, but I ask that they don't give me presents - but they always do anyway.
Last year I tried to volunteer at a Boston homeless shelter on Christmas day. I had just found out that I was probably getting laid off soon (although it turns out I made it through a few rounds of that with the axe over my neck - finally fell in the summer).
I walked to the subway, and the streets were devoid of everyone but me and the homeless. They all focused on me begging for spare change, and I just felt bad that I didn't have anything.
I got to the homeless shelter and stood in line with the people. We got inside and they told us that there would be no Christmas dinner that year due to lack of funding. I felt terrible, but the homeless took it suprisingly well - I suppose when you don't know when your next meal is, missing one more is no big deal.
I went back home and watched tv instead, homeless people hitting me up the whole walk back.
now they say they are going to likely have to shut that homeless shelter down.
Also, people want this and want that, and then return whatever they get when they don't get what they want.
They put things on their credit cards and drive up their debt all in order to try and get someone else what they think they might want, knowing full well that they likely will end up not liking it or wanting to return it.
Basically it is a high stress time, and it should be relaxing.
I go with the flow, I buy people presents, but I ask that they don't give me presents - but they always do anyway.
Last year I tried to volunteer at a Boston homeless shelter on Christmas day. I had just found out that I was probably getting laid off soon (although it turns out I made it through a few rounds of that with the axe over my neck - finally fell in the summer).
I walked to the subway, and the streets were devoid of everyone but me and the homeless. They all focused on me begging for spare change, and I just felt bad that I didn't have anything.
I got to the homeless shelter and stood in line with the people. We got inside and they told us that there would be no Christmas dinner that year due to lack of funding. I felt terrible, but the homeless took it suprisingly well - I suppose when you don't know when your next meal is, missing one more is no big deal.
I went back home and watched tv instead, homeless people hitting me up the whole walk back.
now they say they are going to likely have to shut that homeless shelter down.
notoriousQQ
New member
yep yep
true dat
big boulders for jaw droppers and knee wobblers
I try to stay away from that stuff though.
true dat
big boulders for jaw droppers and knee wobblers
I try to stay away from that stuff though.
HappyScrappy
New member
with the toys for tots, I always want to give something cool, like a PS2, but then I know someone will take it before it ever gets to a kid that would really appreciate it.
oh well, time for lunch now.
oh well, time for lunch now.
The Ranger
New member
Here is my Fav memory...Enjoy
Fonz and his Skank!
Twas the night before the contest,
And fuck it was neat.
The sus 250 was kicking,
And the whore was in heat!
The computer was shut down,
The phone was off the hook.
It was time for some pussy,
As my hard-on shook!
The skank in her teddy,
And I in the nude.
Just hit the bed,
And reached for the lube!
When out on the lawn,
There arose such a cry.
That I lost my hard-on,
And the skank went dry!
Up to the window,
I sprang like an elf.
Tore back the shades,
As skank fingered herself!
The moon on the crest,
Of the snowman I'd built.
Showed a broom up his ass,
Clear to the hilt!
When what to my wondering,
Eyes should appear.
The Ranger from the Elite Board,
Showing no fear!
Rippled in muscle...
6% body fat.
Ranger stood grinning,
From where he was at!
He looked to his crotch,
And gave it a rub.
Laughed like hell,
Then puked on my shrubs!
I put on my pants,
To cover my ass.
When through the front door,
He came in with a crash!
Is this a whore house,
He yelled with a smile.
The T200 is rock'in,
And it's been a while!
He walked into the kitchen,
Had GHB for a drink.
Then pulled out his cock,
And pissed in the sink!
I wanted to laugh,
The whore smiled with glee.
Ole Ranger was hung,
Clear down to his knee!
He reached in his pocket,
A box of condoms was his find.
Then pulled out 6 pair of panties...
The edible kind!
He looked at the skank,
And almost shit.
Damn she's ugly,
I think I'll split!
He stumbled to his car,
But his feet were like lead.
Slipped on the ice,
And farted instead!
He started the car,
It fired up without a hitch.
I'm getting out of here Fonz...
Your skank is a BITCH!!
Ranger
Fonz and his Skank!
Twas the night before the contest,
And fuck it was neat.
The sus 250 was kicking,
And the whore was in heat!
The computer was shut down,
The phone was off the hook.
It was time for some pussy,
As my hard-on shook!
The skank in her teddy,
And I in the nude.
Just hit the bed,
And reached for the lube!
When out on the lawn,
There arose such a cry.
That I lost my hard-on,
And the skank went dry!
Up to the window,
I sprang like an elf.
Tore back the shades,
As skank fingered herself!
The moon on the crest,
Of the snowman I'd built.
Showed a broom up his ass,
Clear to the hilt!
When what to my wondering,
Eyes should appear.
The Ranger from the Elite Board,
Showing no fear!
Rippled in muscle...
6% body fat.
Ranger stood grinning,
From where he was at!
He looked to his crotch,
And gave it a rub.
Laughed like hell,
Then puked on my shrubs!
I put on my pants,
To cover my ass.
When through the front door,
He came in with a crash!
Is this a whore house,
He yelled with a smile.
The T200 is rock'in,
And it's been a while!
He walked into the kitchen,
Had GHB for a drink.
Then pulled out his cock,
And pissed in the sink!
I wanted to laugh,
The whore smiled with glee.
Ole Ranger was hung,
Clear down to his knee!
He reached in his pocket,
A box of condoms was his find.
Then pulled out 6 pair of panties...
The edible kind!
He looked at the skank,
And almost shit.
Damn she's ugly,
I think I'll split!
He stumbled to his car,
But his feet were like lead.
Slipped on the ice,
And farted instead!
He started the car,
It fired up without a hitch.
I'm getting out of here Fonz...
Your skank is a BITCH!!
Ranger
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