Chris

[PICK3]

little chance of me clicking on that PM message link




just sayin'

 

[zwhit]

I feel bad for his patients

 

[PICK3]

I feel bad for his patients

*badly

 

[zwhit]

I feel badly for his mother

 

[TableFun]

Lololololol

 

[PICK3]

Lololololol

olololololololol!

 

[miplank]

you're fucking weird as fuck bro...don't post that shit on my profile again.

 

[PICK3]

you're fucking weird as fuck bro...don't post that shit on my profile again.

pwn't!

 

[cindylou]

Lol

 

[nangiggles]

you're fucking weird as fuck bro...don't post that shit on my profile again.

You too huh? I damn near puked on my tablet

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[PICK3]

I'm going to click

 

[WoodyO]

It's well worth the effort to click it.

 

[nangiggles]

I'm going to click

Noooooooooooooooooooooooo!

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[PICK3]

Noooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Sent from my Nexus 7 using EliteFitness

thx for the warning nan

 

[TableFun]

you're fucking weird as fuck bro...don't post that shit on my profile again.

You've gone soft.

 

[zwhit]

nah, you've gone off the deep end

 

[bigbassturd]

Jesus bro what the fuck

 

[wootoom]

I will ban you again if you do that lol I'm serious


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[TableFun]

Lol that one was pretty gross

 

[TableFun]

Where the fuck is puddles?

 

[WoodyO]

Probably ate his computer

 

[jnevin]

When people do that stuff do they do it at home or at a hotel? Who the fuck volunteered to take the picture?

 

[PICK3]

When people do that stuff do they do it at home or at a hotel? Who the fuck volunteered to take the picture?

I've knot seen it


Can you describe it to me?

 

[bigbassturd]

I puked in my lap and used it for lube to fap

 

[-SD-]

I puked in my lap and used it for lube to fap

i fapped to this post with my own diarhea for lube

 

[WoodyO]

I took another look while eating my lunch. It's not so bad.

 

[bigbassturd]

It grows on you

 

[nydj66]

You too huh? I damn near puked on my tablet

Sent from my Nexus 7 using EliteFitness

Now I want to see the link.

 

[WoodyO]

Now I want to see the link.

Go ahead and look at my most recent visitor message on my profile page then

 

[nydj66]

Go ahead and look at my most recent visitor message on my profile page then

OK, I was mistaken. I didn't want to see that.

 

[WoodyO]

lolololol

 

[nangiggles]

Now I want to see the link.

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

 

[nydj66]

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

It's too late. No way to unsee that now.

 

[nangiggles]

It must be hard for that girl to keep her butthole from drippin doodoo out, walkin around droppin rolos out her butt all day prolly

 

[PICK3]

You've gone soft.

 

[miplank]

repost!

 

[WoodyO]

Seriously? Jim Beam? Didn't want to break a $10 bill?

 

[bigbassturd]

Whitmire's > every other brand

 

[PICK3]

Seriously? Jim Beam? Didn't want to break a $10 bill?

it's wut you drink unless you're rawking teh vag

Whitmire's > every other brand

I don't know wut teh fug that is

 

[bigbassturd]

It's a Houston brew

 

[PICK3]

It's a Houston brew

beer?


nasty

 

[bigbassturd]

No fgt. Bourbon

Moonshine too

 

[PICK3]

No fgt. Bourbon

Moonshine too

they don't sell that around here

 

[bigbassturd]

You should move

 

[PICK3]

You should move

You should find a town with a vacancy for "Resident Mo"

 

[bigbassturd]

Why, so I can send you directions?

 

[PICK3]

Why, so I can send you directions?

 

[WoodyO]

Mail me some of that Whitmire's. I haven't been drunk in a really long time.

 

[PICK3]

Mail me some of that Whitmire's. I haven't been drunk in a really long time.

drink teh Beam orb

 

[WoodyO]

drink teh Beam orb

I'd rather drink my own semen

 

[bigbassturd]

Which do you want?

Single barrel, texas peach, or Meyer's texas moonshine? They're all good


Whitmeyers.com

 

[WoodyO]

Which do you want?

Single barrel, texas peach, or Meyer's texas moonshine? They're all good


Whitmeyers.com

That single barrel cask strength looks perfect

 

[PICK3]

I'd rather drink my own semen

How did you hack Wood's account, RedScam the EF Cuckold(TM)

 

[bigbassturd]

That single barrel cask strength looks perfect

alright. Next time I make a trip over i'll get you some. Might throw in a sampler of the moonshine too if they have any left. Those small bottles get wiped out pretty quick. The peach is some good shit too, but the vodka is awful. Maybe I just don't like vodka, but I have yet to find a brand I like

 

[TableFun]

Are those moonshine cherries any good?

 

[PICK3]

alright. Next time I make a trip over i'll get you some. Might throw in a sampler of the moonshine too if they have any left. Those small bottles get wiped out pretty quick. The peach is some good shit too, but the vodka is awful. Maybe I just don't like vodka, but I have yet to find a brand I like

Kettle One homo

 

[bigbassturd]

Are those moonshine cherries any good?

yeah they fuck your ass up too. The best is the cinnamon apple

 

[bigbassturd]

Kettle One homo

nope. Sick.

I may just hate vodka...

 

[WoodyO]

Are those moonshine cherries any good?

I can get the Moonshine cherries here in CA. They're pretty good thrown in a coke, but at $20/bottle you're better off just buying moonshine.

 

[PICK3]

I can get the Moonshine cherries here in CA.

I can get crack in New Orleans

 

[bigbassturd]

I can get the Moonshine cherries here in CA. They're pretty good thrown in a coke, but at $20/bottle you're better off just buying moonshine.

Microbrew moonshine around here can go for $80/gallon

But a gallon is enough to get drunk as fuck every day for a couple months lololol

 

[bigbassturd]

I can get crack in New Orleans

and not the drug, either...

 

[bigbassturd]

Word.

Even Joe loves it

 

[pdaddyII]

What's some top of the line bourbon? I have a buddy coming in town that loves the shit. I'm a scotch man myself, single malt and neat

 

[miplank]

wow so many cool stories from pdad tonight.

 

[PICK3]

What's some top of the line bourbon? I have a buddy coming in town that loves the shit. I'm a scotch man myself, single malt and neat

Give that ngr Jim Beam






it cures teh geigh

 

[miplank]

better up your dose pick

 

[miplank]

its not working

 

[PICK3]

better up your dose pick

want to know how I hold my pinky when I drink teh Beam?




and by "pinky" ... I mean "my cawk"

 

[bigbassturd]

What's some top of the line bourbon? I have a buddy coming in town that loves the shit. I'm a scotch man myself, single malt and neat

Main stream? Not much 'top notch' stuff to be had off a shelf really. Red Stag isn't that bad for a popular brand. They have a cherry blend I can't recall the name though. Maker's Mark is 'ok' I guess.. Most of the better top of the line stuff is going to be at a micro distillery. The three that I have been to were all ran by old ass men who only really give a shit about flavor, not their bottom line...

 

[PICK3]

Red Stag isn't that bad for a popular brand.

ngr plz

that shit is fucking nasty

 

[bigbassturd]

You drink jim fucking beam

Your opinion on bourbon is therefore invalid

 

[PICK3]

better up your dose pick

I'm debating pouring my 3rd which are easily doubles so it wood be my 6th or 7th

It makes me feel str7.9 when I drink teh Beam

and I ALWAYS drink teh Beam




just sayin'

 

[PICK3]

Is it me or has this thread's legs caught its second wind

 

[PICK3]

Is it me or has this thread's legs caught its second wind

totw!

 

[PICK3]

totw!

Sticky this bish!!!

 

[PICK3]

What's some top of the line bourbon?

google down again

 

[zwhit]

wild turkey rare breed is where it's at. I'm sure there's better but as far as what's readily found its legit

 

[TableFun]

Pappy Van Winkle

 

[zwhit]

bbt, are you putting the vodka in the freezer? any top shelf vodka out of the freezer will do for me

 

[zwhit]

woody, I've gotten hooked on those terrapin wake n bake stouts you told me about. good shit. fuck I'm a drunk

 

[PICK3]

In Siberia we just put our vodka on teh window sill

 

[WoodyO]

woody, I've gotten hooked on those terrapin wake n bake stouts you told me about. good shit. fuck I'm a drunk

Have you tried the terrapin chocolate moo hoo stout yet?

 

[PICK3]

Have you tried the terrapin chocolate moo hoo stout yet?

if he sprouted a vag he has

 

[WoodyO]

if he sprouted a vag he has

A 22oz of that beer cost more than your cheap-ass Jim Beam.

 

[bigbassturd]

bbt, are you putting the vodka in the freezer? any top shelf vodka out of the freezer will do for me

No I put it in the trash can

 

[pdaddyII]

google down again

I made your thread gold by just being in it so shut your slimy cawk hole

 

[zwhit]

Have you tried the terrapin chocolate moo hoo stout yet?

yeah, it's damn good too. terrapin is legit

just tried a dragon's milk stout now. meh

 

[WoodyO]

What's some top of the line bourbon? I have a buddy coming in town that loves the shit. I'm a scotch man myself, single malt and neat

Old Fitzgerald, LT Weller & Rowans Creek are all good.

 

[PICK3]

chocolate + alcohol beverage = (geighity * billion ^ 1,000,000,000,000)

 

[pdaddyII]

Like a BAWSE

 

[PICK3]

Like a BAWSE

Scotch tastes like ass

 

[smurf2]

Scotch, whiskey, and bourbon are all the same to me.

 

[pdaddyII]

Scotch tastes like ass

 

[bigbassturd]

Fuck

My wife's sexy friend is staying the night again

 

[pdaddyII]

Scotch, whiskey, and bourbon are all the same to me.

Seriously, when am I babysitting? Nopedo

 

[PICK3]

^^^
knot clicking

 

[pdaddyII]

^^^
knot clicking

Dew it

 

[pdaddyII]

You'll learn something

 

[PICK3]

Dew it

k, brb