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AZMUSCLE

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Earlier today, I was talking to Chris and asked him if he thought there was a huge difference between taking 600-800 mgs and taking over 1000 mgs and he said hell yes--he likes 1500 mgs/wk if he has it. I am taking 600-800 mgs of cyp now with some EQ and anadrol-I will bump it up to 1200 mgs for a couiple weeks to see what happens-
 
I would be a monster if I took that much.
 
Yeah, I was talking to The Sultan Of Brunei earlier and he said the same thing. Then my cell phone rang. It was Paris Hilton begging me to let her suck my cock in her next video. Then my doorbell rang, and Joe Weider was standing there with a 2.5 million/yr contract for doing 6 Muscle & Fitness cover shoots over the next 2 yrs. Oh well, just another day in the life of Big Cracker. Too bad there's nothing good on cable tv tonight. My life is so boring.

Personally I take whatever pro bb's say with a grain of salt. It seems like most of them will tell you whatever you wanna hear just to get you to leave them alone. Why should they share their advice anyway? It's not like they're obligated to disclose their recipe to anyone that asks.

Oh shit, Paris is at my door. Fucking bitch is stalking me again-landed her leer jet right on my street. I guess she needs another dose of my man milk down her throat? I might as well give her what she wants or she'll never go away.
 
I know a few other pros and I do agree-they could give 2 shits about anyone but themselves-but Chris is someone I talk to on a regular basis. I have known him for a long time and he's never given me advice that didn't work, my mind was almost made up to bump up my test and this helped me decide---I do like that shit about Paris-fuuny shit-lol
 
It's probably a lot different if their close personal friends of yours. The problem is many pro BB's are just charmers that couldn't care less about anyone but themselves. The whole thing changes if you pay them or hook them up with goodies though.

Time for round 2 with Paris. I wonder if she's ever had a Dirty Sanchez?
 
BigCracker said:
Damn, and she told me she was saving her Dirty Sanchez's for Mr Right.

Maybe I should ask for a blumpkin?
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Actually, her preference is a dirty sanchez a la mode--another one of her favorites is a rusty trombone followed up with a cleveland steamer :mix:
 
brooklynheight said:
"if he has it?"....why wouldnt a dude like him have access to test all the time??
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He never said he didn't "have it", or can't get it. He said use that amount if you do.
 
brooklynheight said:
"if he has it?"....why wouldnt a dude like him have access to test all the time??
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That just proves that even pro bb's at the top of their game are broke asses. This is precisely the reason I don't compete any longer. Getting your pic in a magazine is great, but if it isn't paying the bills it doesn't matter much in the real world. It's not like you can legally write off you Rx's on your taxes either. The glory and fame can be rewarding though-especially if you like being worshipped by a small cult following of mostly dickheads, fags, and freaks (while the rest of the general public thinks you are a drugged up loser that will die before age 40). Where can I sign up for that? Not!
 
AZMUSCLE said:
Actually, her preference is a dirty sanchez a la mode--another one of her favorites is a rusty trombone followed up with a cleveland steamer :mix:
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Actually her favorites in order:

1. Full Kermit
2. Reverse cowgirl (toe tug)
3.Topeeka piledriver
 
BigCracker said:
Yeah, I was talking to The Sultan Of Brunei earlier and he said the same thing. Then my cell phone rang. It was Paris Hilton begging me to let her suck my cock in her next video. Then my doorbell rang, and Joe Weider was standing there with a 2.5 million/yr contract for doing 6 Muscle & Fitness cover shoots over the next 2 yrs. Oh well, just another day in the life of Big Cracker. Too bad there's nothing good on cable tv tonight. My life is so boring.

Personally I take whatever pro bb's say with a grain of salt. It seems like most of them will tell you whatever you wanna hear just to get you to leave them alone. Why should they share their advice anyway? It's not like they're obligated to disclose their recipe to anyone that asks.

Oh shit, Paris is at my door. Fucking bitch is stalking me again-landed her leer jet right on my street. I guess she needs another dose of my man milk down her throat? I might as well give her what she wants or she'll never go away.
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lol
 
BigCracker said:
Yeah, I was talking to The Sultan Of Brunei earlier and he said the same thing. Then my cell phone rang. It was Paris Hilton begging me to let her suck my cock in her next video. Then my doorbell rang, and Joe Weider was standing there with a 2.5 million/yr contract for doing 6 Muscle & Fitness cover shoots over the next 2 yrs. Oh well, just another day in the life of Big Cracker. Too bad there's nothing good on cable tv tonight. My life is so boring.

Personally I take whatever pro bb's say with a grain of salt. It seems like most of them will tell you whatever you wanna hear just to get you to leave them alone. Why should they share their advice anyway? It's not like they're obligated to disclose their recipe to anyone that asks.

Oh shit, Paris is at my door. Fucking bitch is stalking me again-landed her leer jet right on my street. I guess she needs another dose of my man milk down her throat? I might as well give her what she wants or she'll never go away.
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I know this doesnt have to do with the post, but that is some funny stuff ^^^^^
 
BigCracker said:
Yeah, I was talking to The Sultan Of Brunei earlier and he said the same thing. Then my cell phone rang. It was Paris Hilton begging me to let her suck my cock in her next video. Then my doorbell rang, and Joe Weider was standing there with a 2.5 million/yr contract for doing 6 Muscle & Fitness cover shoots over the next 2 yrs. Oh well, just another day in the life of Big Cracker. Too bad there's nothing good on cable tv tonight. My life is so boring.
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lmfao :p
 
brooklynheight said:
"if he has it?"....why wouldnt a dude like him have access to test all the time??
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#1-Just cause he's a pro doesn't mean that he has drug companies knocking on his door to try their products, they have to find a good hookup just like you and I.
#2-Unlike ANY OTHER pro sport, bodybuilders are hurting for cash more than people think-there is no end to making a physique look better in pro bodybuilding-more money=more drugs-it never stops
 
Chris probly told him to run the Tren at 1000+ and that when you start pissing some blood you know the shit is kickin in 100%.. He also prefers running as many orals as you can & all that liver damage jargon is bullshit. Thats what he told me so take a look at my cycle tell me what you think, ok?

Weeks 1- death: Test Cyp 1500mgs/EW
Weeks 1-20 (20on20of) - Tren E 1000mgs/EW
Weeks 1- end of time: dbol 200mgs/ED
weeks 1- showtime: winny 200mgs/ED

his exact words "great beginners cycle right thur"

lol.....no I'm sure Chris is intelligent just not to health conscious.
 
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
BigCracker said:
Yeah, I was talking to The Sultan Of Brunei earlier and he said the same thing. Then my cell phone rang. It was Paris Hilton begging me to let her suck my cock in her next video. Then my doorbell rang, and Joe Weider was standing there with a 2.5 million/yr contract for doing 6 Muscle & Fitness cover shoots over the next 2 yrs. Oh well, just another day in the life of Big Cracker. Too bad there's nothing good on cable tv tonight. My life is so boring.

Personally I take whatever pro bb's say with a grain of salt. It seems like most of them will tell you whatever you wanna hear just to get you to leave them alone. Why should they share their advice anyway? It's not like they're obligated to disclose their recipe to anyone that asks.

Oh shit, Paris is at my door. Fucking bitch is stalking me again-landed her leer jet right on my street. I guess she needs another dose of my man milk down her throat? I might as well give her what she wants or she'll never go away.
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UFC22 said:
Chris probly told him to run the Tren at 1000+ and that when you start pissing some blood you know the shit is kickin in 100%.. He also prefers running as many orals as you can & all that liver damage jargon is bullshit. Thats what he told me so take a look at my cycle tell me what you think, ok?

Weeks 1- death: Test Cyp 1500mgs/EW
Weeks 1-20 (20on20of) - Tren E 1000mgs/EW
Weeks 1- end of time: dbol 200mgs/ED
weeks 1- showtime: winny 200mgs/ED

his exact words "great beginners cycle right thur"

lol.....no I'm sure Chris is intelligent just not to health conscious.
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This was a pathetic attempt at being funny...maybe you should try learning some shit while you're here, the comedy thing isn't working.
 
turquas1 said:
azmuscle, TELL US WHATELSE CHRIS TOLD YOU ABOUT HIS CYCLE ...
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The only drug we talked about was test-what else do you want to know? I know for a fact his favorite cycle(he says cocktail-lol) is test,eq,A50, GH and slin-he's in Redondo Beach right now and will be guest posing at the Cal this weekend-
 
BigCracker said:
Yeah, I was talking to The Sultan Of Brunei earlier and he said the same thing. Then my cell phone rang. It was Paris Hilton begging me to let her suck my cock in her next video. Then my doorbell rang, and Joe Weider was standing there with a 2.5 million/yr contract for doing 6 Muscle & Fitness cover shoots over the next 2 yrs. Oh well, just another day in the life of Big Cracker. Too bad there's nothing good on cable tv tonight. My life is so boring.

Personally I take whatever pro bb's say with a grain of salt. It seems like most of them will tell you whatever you wanna hear just to get you to leave them alone. Why should they share their advice anyway? It's not like they're obligated to disclose their recipe to anyone that asks.

Oh shit, Paris is at my door. Fucking bitch is stalking me again-landed her leer jet right on my street. I guess she needs another dose of my man milk down her throat? I might as well give her what she wants or she'll never go away.
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Bigcracker - you fuckin' crack me up :chomp:
 
AZMUSCLE said:
Please elaborate
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there is nothing to elaborate

if you feel more test will get you bigger just do it no need to tell a story and wait to hear what others say

yeah im tiny i know that but that has nothing to do with spotting a bullshit story
 
NYBodyguard said:
there is nothing to elaborate

if you feel more test will get you bigger just do it no need to tell a story and wait to hear what others say

yeah im tiny i know that but that has nothing to do with spotting a bullshit story
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I actually like coming to EF to get advice and try to help other people when I can too-I never said I "felt" more test will get me bigger, whats wrong with sharing information that I got from a pro bodybuilder, you would probably do the same--did this post bother you that much?
 
So let me see if I have this straight, Chris Cormier is dating the Sultan Of Brunei, Paris Hilton is on 1500mg/wk of test and bigcracker is really a columbian named Dirty Sanchez?? Man did this thread go astray.

bigcracker, LMFAO. Funny posts bro
 
Apexx said:
So let me see if I have this straight, Chris Cormier is dating the Sultan Of Brunei, Paris Hilton is on 1500mg/wk of test and bigcracker is really a columbian named Dirty Sanchez?? Man did this thread go astray.

bigcracker, LMFAO. Funny posts bro
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he's peruvian, not columbian-and his full name is dirty sanchez a la mode
 
Apexx said:
So let me see if I have this straight, Chris Cormier is dating the Sultan Of Brunei, Paris Hilton is on 1500mg/wk of test and bigcracker is really a columbian named Dirty Sanchez?? Man did this thread go astray.

bigcracker, LMFAO. Funny posts bro
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Now who's the comedian? rotflmao.

Since we're dropping names, I'll list all of the BB A-listers I've met over the years. Lou Ferrigno, Lee Haney, Milos/Ursula Sarcev, Sandy Reidell, Jim Quinn, Mike Matarazzo, Chris Duffy, Phil Hill, Phil Hernon, Lee Haney, Lenda Murray, Jackie Paisley, Lee Priest, Flex Wheeler, Vic Richards, Paul Dillet, Vince Comerford, Diana Dennis, Lee Labrada, and Gary Coleman(not a BB, but he grew up in IL where I'm from)
 
BigCracker said:
Now who's the comedian? rotflmao.

Since we're dropping names, I'll list all of the BB A-listers I've met over the years. Lou Ferrigno, Lee Haney, Milos/Ursula Sarcev, Sandy Reidell, Jim Quinn, Mike Matarazzo, Chris Duffy, Phil Hill, Phil Hernon, Lee Haney, Lenda Murray, Jackie Paisley, Lee Priest, Flex Wheeler, Vic Richards, Paul Dillet, Vince Comerford, Diana Dennis, Lee Labrada, and Gary Coleman(not a BB, but he grew up in IL where I'm from)
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Nicole Richie was telling me the other night that there was nothing her and Paris liked better than a rusty fishhook.. So next time paris is over, give it a shot!
 
A Tupperware party Is always fun. One in each hole.....Seals her right up! :eek2:

I love this place. BigCracker is off the chain.

Semper Fi,
Habitual
 
You guys are gonna be jealous but I'm having a slumber party friday night and Lee Priest is gonna be there. Were gonna drop acid and pillow fight all night long. We might even prank call Ron Coleman and tell him that the Kidney he's been on the waiting list for is ready and he needs to report to surgery right away. Then we're gonna call the prison where Titus is being held and say that he's responsible for killing Natalie Holloway too. It's gonna be a hoot! And none of you guys EF guys are invited!
 
ok lets get this thread back on track - whats a dirty sanchez?

something to do with ass to mouth is my guess
 
AZMUSCLE said:
I know a few other pros and I do agree-they could give 2 shits about anyone but themselves-but Chris is someone I talk to on a regular basis. I have known him for a long time and he's never given me advice that didn't work, my mind was almost made up to bump up my test and this helped me decide---I do like that shit about Paris-fuuny shit-lol
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i dont think chris would appreciate that youve exposed that pro bodybuilders use juice. people shouldnt know such things. we're supposed to believe that they look like that from amino acids and creatine. what are u thinking. ronnie takes noxplode. thats how he looks like that.
 
rick_hfh said:
Careful Priest is short but throws a mean pillow.
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I heard he was the aborigine pillow fight champ at age 12. I'm gonna get him with a stealthful wedgey and unleash the fury of feathers. Strategy is key-it's no checkers game, it's chess all the way.

And FYI triple j -a dirty sanchez is doing a girl in the poop chute and using the peanut buttery residue on your weenie to give her a drawn on shit moustache. Dirty Sanchez a la mode is likely the same but quickly followed by a cumshot to the face? But I'm just guessing on that.

Anyone that reads this thread just lost a half dozen IQ points-for some of you that makes you legally retarded now.
 
It's well known that for example 1g of test will net much more dramatic results than 500mg on a first cycle.

Once you're more used to it the differences become less pronounced and you need more to get the same effects, both cos you get resistance and because say the first cycle got you from 205 to 215. It takes a lotmore gear to go from 215 to 225, etc.
 
This has been a funny thread, kinda lost the plot a wee bit but overall feckin funny!! and since were talkin about shit like this. Ever give a chick the "false finish" a here Paris likes it, Nicole wasnt keen.
 
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