Choose your own adventure

[satanic goatslayer]

A young couple is walking through the woods. They see a fork in the road, but have no weapons or food, because they are fucking morons. Should they

a) Take the left road

b) Take the right road

c) Go back where they came from

 

[satanic goatslayer]

Choose motherfuckers.

 

[smallmovesal]

i pick left and hope it's the gory route!

 

[PHATchik]

b.

 

[satanic goatslayer]

i pick left and hope it's the gory route!

Wrong answer.

You have sex with May1010 and die of AIDS.

Sorry.

 

[satanic goatslayer]

b.

You find a pot of heroin and overdose.

Shitty deal.

My brain hurts a slight bit. Have a good night all.

 

[smallmovesal]

Wrong answer.

You have sex with May1010 and die of AIDS.

Sorry.

well that was anti-climactic.

 

[smallmovesal]

no no... we want to talk to drunken goatslayer.. tis fun

 

[Crazier]

no no... we want to talk to drunken goatslayer.. tis fun

Nice avatar smalls.
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[Austin316]

C

 

[J-DAM]

You attack the wood elf with a +5 goblin hatchet!

Hit for 38 HP!

The woof elf staggers back from the mighty blow and sucks off May1010!

Tiger! Tiger! Uppercut!

FIN

 

[MrMuscle]

Shuriken

 

[curling]

You find a pot of heroin and overdose.

Shitty deal.

I would much rather die on a overdose of heroin than to have sex with may1010 aids or not.

 

[havoc]

I choose D, which is light up a bowl and mud stomp anything that gets within my radius, effortlessly.