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You may not believe in this, but the advice is great! Read all the way down, you might learn something.

THE FOLLOWING IS A CHINESE GOOD LUCK TANTRA TOTEM.

This tantra totem has been sent to you for good luck. It has been sent to many people around the world. You will receive good luck within four days of relaying this tantra totem.

Send copies to people you think need good luck. Don't send money. Fate has no price.

Do not keep this message. The tantra totem must leave your hands in 96 hours. If it does, you will get a very pleasant surprise. This is true, even if you are not superstitious. Besides, this message is good advice, notwithstanding anything else.

ONE: Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.

TWO: Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older their conversational skills will be as important as any other.

THREE: Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want.

FOUR: When you say, "I love you," mean it.

FIVE: When you say, "I'm sorry," look the person in the eye.

SIX: Be engaged at least six months before you get married.

SEVEN: Believe in love at first sight.

EIGHT: Never laugh at anyone's dreams. People who don't have dreams don't have much.

NINE: Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt, but it's the only way to live life completely.

TEN: In disagreements, fight fairly. No name-calling.

ELEVEN: Don't judge people by their relatives.

TWELVE: Talk slowly but think quickly.

THIRTEEN: When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, "Why do you want to know?"

FOURTEEN: Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk.

FIFTEEN: Say "bless you" when you hear someone sneeze.

SIXTEEN: When you lose, don't lose the lesson.

SEVENTEEN: Remember the three R's: Respect for self, Respect for others, Responsibility for all your actions.

EIGHTEEN: Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship.

NINETEEN: When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it.

TWENTY: Smile when talking on the phone. The caller will hear it in your voice.

TWENTY ONE: Spend some time alone.
 
i'm sorry.. but don't you people find it a little rediculous to tell someone "bless you" when they sneeze?? honestly.. i know you all know that that whole gay tradition was started by people who thought that a person's soul escaped when they sneezed.. and saying "bless you" made the sould go back into the body..

so why.. if we now know that this is not the case and that people's souls do not escape when they sneeze.. do we still keep fucking telling them "bless you"???
 
WODIN said:
You may not believe in this, but the advice is great! Read all the way down, you might learn something.

THE FOLLOWING IS A CHINESE GOOD LUCK TANTRA TOTEM.

This tantra totem has been sent to you for good luck. It has been sent to many people around the world. You will receive good luck within four days of relaying this tantra totem.

Send copies to people you think need good luck. Don't send money. Fate has no price.

Do not keep this message. The tantra totem must leave your hands in 96 hours. If it does, you will get a very pleasant surprise. This is true, even if you are not superstitious. Besides, this message is good advice, notwithstanding anything else.

ONE: Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.

TWO: Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older their conversational skills will be as important as any other.

THREE: Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want.

FOUR: When you say, "I love you," mean it.

FIVE: When you say, "I'm sorry," look the person in the eye.

SIX: Be engaged at least six months before you get married.

SEVEN: Believe in love at first sight.

EIGHT: Never laugh at anyone's dreams. People who don't have dreams don't have much.

NINE: Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt, but it's the only way to live life completely.

TEN: In disagreements, fight fairly. No name-calling.

ELEVEN: Don't judge people by their relatives.

TWELVE: Talk slowly but think quickly.

THIRTEEN: When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, "Why do you want to know?"

FOURTEEN: Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk.

FIFTEEN: Say "bless you" when you hear someone sneeze.

SIXTEEN: When you lose, don't lose the lesson.

SEVENTEEN: Remember the three R's: Respect for self, Respect for others, Responsibility for all your actions.

EIGHTEEN: Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship.

NINETEEN: When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it.

TWENTY: Smile when talking on the phone. The caller will hear it in your voice.

TWENTY ONE: Spend some time alone.


TWENTY TWO: Don't try to figure out Wodin's age. Some numbers are better left alone.
 
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