Chef can you make a some what healthy

[superqt4u2nv]

carrots muffins?

I got a craving.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

somewhat is one word

and its carrot muffins

and its "I've"

yeesh did your school melt when you were little?

 

[ChefWide]

hmmmm..... yah..


here is the most important question... ever...


You need to satisfy an itch here right? you want some big strong hand to scratch that itch? or you want some feather to barely slake the thirst?!

You want carrot muffins? MAKE THEM RULE! get that shit outta your system with making the biggest, boldest, baddest-ass full flavored explosion of mouthgasm you can possbibly manage.

When you have a craving: satisfy it, BIG. then get back on the road to where you need to go...


Now, you want 'healthy' low fat low carb to SATISFY you? Are you serious? Or you want to do this then get back to work?




You make the call. satisfy fully without guilt, without holding back, or you will not be satisfied, Hmmmm?

 

[jack sparrow]

Don't worry about GoldenD....he's ok, but doesn't seem to know where the SHIFT key is.

 

[EnderJE]

Carrot muffins? Bleech!

Banana muffins!

 

[superqt4u2nv]

I don't want guilt LOL I want something that taste good but not make me a fatty.

P.S GoldenShowers

 

[EnderJE]

I don't want guilt LOL I want something that taste good but not make me a fatty.

P.S GoldenShowers

Fatty? Isn't it bulk season?

You don't like bananas?

 

[bluepeter]

I don't want guilt LOL I want something that taste good but not make me a fatty.

P.S GoldenShowers

You just made Chef cry. He was gettin all amped up.

 

[superqt4u2nv]

Fatty? Isn't it bulk season?

You don't like bananas?

1 I don't need to bulk

2 That is a loaded question LOL

 

[GoldenDelicious]

Don't worry about GoldenD....he's ok, but doesn't seem to know where the SHIFT key is.

bro my shift key is broken, i cant believe youre teasing me about not having enough money to fix it

jack_schitt = heartless

i bet you kick kittens too

 

[EnderJE]

1 I don't need to bulk

2 That is a loaded question LOL

1) Okay.

2) No it isn't. Its a yes or no question. Or sometimes when you're drunk, but you normally eat tacos.

 

[Dial_tone]

I'm making two low-carb quiches....loaded with bacon. I forgot to add a scoop of protein powder.

 

[ChefWide]

I don't want guilt LOL I want something that taste good but not make me a fatty.

P.S GoldenShowers

I maintain that one big wicked ass satisfaction is far less damaging than the nagging cheating that happens when you dont slake the thirst...


Guilt? NAhhhhhhh... we can do this either way.. lemme look for the 'lite' version, if thats what you need...

 

[bluepeter]

Bro, my shift key is broken. I can't believe you're teasing me about not having enough money to fix it.

jack_schitt = heartless

i bet you kick kittens too

Fixed that for you fatboy.

 

[superqt4u2nv]

1) Okay.

2) No it isn't. Its a yes or no question. Or sometimes when you're drunk, but you normally eat tacos.

I had a banana this morning.

 

[ChefWide]

You just made Chef cry. He was gettin all amped up.

Ambition, Dishwalla Bruddah Dreddy Dred,

Mash up a party? nuttin no go so... you give it lobster, you done seen? you give it chicken? get him back in him kitchen...

BOOOM!

 

[EnderJE]

I had a banana this morning.

Is that what you're calling them now? Or are you saying that because you didn't get a name?



Okay, that was lame. I'll stop.

 

[bluepeter]

Ambition, Dishwalla Bruddah Dreddy Dred,

Mash up a party? nuttin no go so... you give it lobster, you done seen? you give it chicken? get him back in him kitchen...

BOOOM!

lol

Long as da only jerk at da ruckus jam de pon de meat mon.

 

[ChefWide]

lol

Long as da only jerk at da ruckus jam de pon de meat mon.

TRUTE!

booooYAHHHH


Hollah WE WANT PRE-NUP! WE WANT PRE-NUP!






.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

Fixed that for you fatboy.

good.

now come do my laundry, bitch

 

[bluepeter]

good.

now come do my laundry, bitch

Stop, you're making me blush. Ma bredren gun suspect me battiman if yuh nuh stop.