I think that's going to be my new M.O. - posting delicious foods for all you dieting freaks.
The best part is that ranch dipping sauce, when you get a handful of about four or five fries, covered in cheese and bacon, and then you dunk them in the bowl of dipping sauce, and stuff them in your mouth in all their greasy glory. Then chase it down with a piece of hot bread smeared with honey butter.