cheer me up

[tuc biscuit]

I need it.

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

You're one of the biggest mother fuckers on this board, Mangy!

 

[Tactile]

Due to the flooding in India and Bengladash there's millions (not an exaggeration, millions!) of people walking around aimlessly right now. With no more village, no belongings, nowhere to go, and lots of friends and family are now dead.

Man, we're so lucky to be spared that! I doubt many of our personal problems right now can match that. They have to find a way to carry on, and then start rebuilding their lives all over.

 

[bran987]

that golden framed mirror is going to have a permanent imprint of you on it if you don't get out from in front of it.

but, you and lee priest have the best forearms, so maybe that will cheer u up

 

[SoKlueles]

we love you tuc

ps im sick too

 

[BradG]

You're bigger than me,

You live in Europe, which is cooler than ol' Greenville,

You seem tp be pretty popular, at least on this board,

Did I mention that you're really big?

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

you constantly sweat, you look like a hog, and you have a stubby wee wee!

 

[Testosterone boy]

You have good taste in chick breasts.

You live in England which is currently a lot cooler than certain other places.

 

[jerkbox]

you're not THAT fat

 

[jenscats5]

Ooooh, Tuccy, you're soooo big!! Such a strong example of a man! So bulgy -- like a moose.......

 

[SoreArms]

hip hip cheerio!

 

[Buddy_Christ]

i know what's bothering tuc....he can't find his penis.

Tuc - your penis should still be there. it's probably just hiding under a roll of fat. don't give up hope in the search for it, ok? you'll see it again someday.

 

[RADAR]

Here ya go Tuc



Smile

 

[sh4dowf4lcon]

 

[BradG]

Stiff upper lip, man. Sorry, couldn't resist. Altoid anyone?

 

[GoldenDelicious]

theres a hot younger girl you can call whenever you want you fat bastard, cheer up

 

[Smurfy]

tuc you midget. Ive been in an awesome mood for a while now. If youd get on AIm edvery now and then I could share the tales of my good fortune with you. then again, I dont want you to bring me down so to speak. uh, dont call me I'll call you, k?

 

[Buddy_Christ]

tuc would love to get you down....on your knees. tell him you'll never do that though. it'll cheer him up.

 

[MrMuscle]

Here you go big boy, just for you.

You're sexy, You're cute,
You're popular to boot.

You're bitchin', great hair,
the boys all love to stare.

You're wanted, You're hot,
You're everything I'm not.

You're pretty, You're cool,
You dominate the school.

Who are you? Just guess,
Guys wanna touch your chest.

You're rockin', you smile,
and many think You're vile.

You're flying, you jump,
You can look but don't you hump.

You major, you roar,
You swear You're not a whore.

You cheer and you lead,
You act like You're on speed.
we hate you coz you're beautiful,
but you don't like us either
......You're a cheerleader,
......You're a cheerleader.

 

[mountain muscle]

Hey you big bastard at least you don't have stitches in your mouth and your lips aren't swollen enough so you spill you proteins shakes, mouthwash and pretty much everything else you drink down the front of your shirt! Cheer up!

 

[HS Lifter]

You can be lean and slender one day....