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[§äñît¥ Pôí§ðñ]

Not a joke, but oddly humorous to me at least. Here goes:

Two men are driving through New York when they get pulled over by a
State Trooper. The cop walks up and taps on the window with his
nightstick.
The driver rolls down the window and WHACK, the cop smacks him in the
head with the stick. The driver asks, "What the hell was that for?"

The cop answers, "You're in New York son. When we pull you over, you
better have your license ready when we get to your car."

The driver says, "I'm sorry, Officer, I'm not from around here."

The cop runs a check on the guy's license, and he's clean. He gives
the guy his license back, walks around to the passenger side, and
taps on the window. The passenger rolls down the window and WHACK,
the cop smacks him on the head with the nightstick. The passenger
asks, "What'd you do that for?"

The cop says, "Just making your wish come true."

The passenger asks, "Making what wish come true?"

The cop says, "I know that two miles down the road you're gonna say
to your buddy, 'I wish that asshole would've tried that shit with
me!'"

 

[Kakdiesel]

I love you dreadlady

 

[§äñît¥ Pôí§ðñ]

ha ha
no . i'm not your type, amigo

 

[spkzx9r]

LMAO!!

 

[thefantom1]

How true is that??? LOL

 

[Kakdiesel]

ha ha
no . i'm not your type, amigo

I know..i'm feelin onry (NOT HORNY) tonite..

LMAO what up everybody

 

[§äñît¥ Pôí§ðñ]

I know..i'm feelin onry (NOT HORNY) tonite..

LMAO what up everybody

lol
sounds like something a gradmother would say. you're losing your gansta-ness Kak

 

[Kakdiesel]

lol
sounds like something a gradmother would say. you're losing your gansta-ness Kak

You can take da korean out da ghetto, but you cant take the ghetto out da korean LMAO

I can say "onry" cant I?? geeez

 

[WarriorPL]

LOL thats hilarious

 

[§äñît¥ Pôí§ðñ]

You can take da korean out da ghetto, but you cant take the ghetto out da korean LMAO

I can say "onry" cant I?? geeez

im just "funnin'" ya,,,... lol//// that was gay